Bed Wed or Behead

Take a trip to late '90s New York City, where almost everyone is white, angsty, a little stalker-y! We bring the BeWBs treatment to the WB's Felicity  (1999-2003) as we tell you the fates of Ben Covington (Scott Speedman), Felicity Porter (Kerri Russell) and Noel Crane (Scott Foley). That's not a typo: we just tell you their fates instead of deciding for ourselves, because this is the easiest trio we've ever worked with, which will make it even funnier when no one outside of Carleg agrees! Take a listen and then shout at us about our choices of whether to bed, wed, or behead the characters in this trio!

What do you do when your trio is equally, unbearably hot? You call in reinforcements! To help us decide the fates of Ardeth Bay (Oded Fehr), Evelyn Carnahan (Rachel Weisz), and Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser) from 1999's The Mummy (Universal Pictures), Meg and Carla enlisted the help of Jesse from Sudden But Inevitable Podcast and Ricky D from Bestflix with Ricky D. It's a mega episode because these characters give us a LOT to talk about, and the movie itself is a nostalgic fave for the BeWBs and our guests. 

So who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Press play and find out!

No camels were harmed in the making of this episode.

Sudden But Inevitable Podcast: https://feeds.transistor.fm/sudden-but-inevitable-rewatch

Bestflix with Ricky D:

https://feeds.transistor.fm/bestflix

They are part of the Twist My Arm Podcast Network! 

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You think YOU'RE dreading going into work? Imagine working under Jan Levinson (Melora Hardin), Robert California (James Spader), or Ryan Howard (BJ Novak)! That's right: the BeWBs are back at The Office (NBC, 2005-2013), and this time we're talking about the worst bosses Dunder Mifflin ever saw. Why would we do this to ourselves? We don't know but enjoy the results anyway! How we managed to come up with any positives for these characters can be summed up in a single word: Alcohol. Press play and enjoy!

It's Bed Wed Or Behead's FIFTIETH episode. And since celebrations are always better with friends, we've invited Hannah, producer of Sort Of Brilliant Podcast, mod for Better Together: SteveTony Zine, and magician behind SteveTony Edits to play! This week we take on Marvel Cinematic Universe's Carol Danvers (Brie Larson), Steve Rogers (Chris Evans), and Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.). Why these three? Because we love watching Hannah squirm, and also because...well, press play and find out!

• Find Sort Of Brilliant Podcast here: https://anchor.fm/sortofbrilliant
• Hannah's Steve/Tony Twitter: https://twitter.com/stevetonyedits?s=09
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• Better Together: SteveTony Zine: https://twitter.com/stevetonyzine?s=09

Criminal Minds (CBS, 2005-2020) is nothing if not full of brilliant, beautiful characters we could talk about all day and night. Is it any wonder the BeWBs are back for a third helping? This time, it's Luke Alvez (Adam Garcia), Tara Lewis (Aisha Tyler), and Matt Simmons (Daniel Henry) in the hot seat! Relative to most of the other BAU members, this trio is group of relative sweet baby newbies, and all of them BIPOC. How does that play into our character analysis? Press play and find out!

Attention Cloud9 / Zephra shoppers: there are BeWBs being messy in aisle two! Meg and Carla return to the scene of the Bed Wed Or Behead crime, and this time our sights are set on Cheyenne (Nichole Sakura), Dina (Lauren Ash), and Sandra (Kaliko Kauahi) from Superstore (NBC, 2015 - 2021). This episode has character analysis AND character slander, as one of your hosts proposes a terrifying hypothesis. Don't wait! Hit play!

Trigger warning for this episode: Discussion of mental illness and suicide.

What's better than discovering an amazing new show? Sharing it with our BeWBs Fam! And we do it the only way BeWBs can, which is by playing F/M/K with three of the show's characters!

This week, Hulu's This Way Up gets the Bed  Wed, Or Behead treatment, with Meg and Carla having a hell of a time deciding the fates of Aine (Aisling Bea), Richard (Tobias Menzies), and Shona (Sharon Horgan). Will Big Sisters Of The World solidarity prevail? Will we manage to stay on topic? Will Meg's audio be as creaky as her joints (the answer to this one is "yes", and we're very sorry about it).

Find out who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDER on this week's episode of Bed Wed Or Behead!

Suicide prevention resources:

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

https://save.org/find-help/international-resources/

https://www.nami.org/help

You are not alone.

Beloved guests and Harry Potter know-it-alls Lauren and Rachel are back! The Sort Of Brilliant Podcast hosts join the BeWBs to take on the Marauders, from a series we were certain we would never, ever, ever touch! "We don't talk about kids on this show," Carla and Meg said. "THerE aRE AlsO aDuLts iN HOgwArtS," the Sorters shouted back.

And so here we are, deciding the fates of James Potter (Adrian Rawlins), Remus Lupin (David Thewlis), and Sirius Black (Gary Oldman). We are not including Peter Pettigrew, who is already dead to us. Who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Press play and find out!

Find Sort Of Brilliant Podcast at

https://anchor.fm/sortofbrilliant

What better way to return from a hiatus than talking about 2019's Knives Out? Meg and Carla are back and judgier than ever as they decide the fates of Linda Drysdale (Jamie Lee Curtis), Joni Thrombey (Toni Collette), and Walt Thrombey (Michael Shannon)! Like the movie itself this episode is a wild and stabby ride, but with fewer cozy sweaters. Press play and find out who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDER!

Take a moment away from listening to Ja Ja Ding Dong on repeat and put on our super tremendous episode of Bed, Wed, Or Behead, as we trek to beautiful Húsavík, Iceland, to play the game with Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga (2020, Netflix)! Meg and Carla discuss the pros and cons of Lars Eriksong (Will Ferrell), Mita Xenakis (Melissanthi Mahut), and Sigrit Ericksdóttir (Rachel McAdams), and who among them deserves the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDER!

You don't want to miss it or you'll anger the elves.