Bed Wed or Behead

What better way is there to ease the pain of one of our favorite shows ending than to give it the BeWBs treatment? Meg and Carla soothe their Superstore (NBC 2015-2021) sorrows with a game of F/M/K: Cloud 9 edition! As always, there are no right answers, but thankfully also no wrong answers. That's our way of saying it is incredibly hard to choose the fates of Amy (America Ferrera), Garrett (Colton Dunn), and Jonah (Ben Feldman) when you really just want to cuddle them all. And yet, your hosts persisted, and so this episode is here to help you have a heavenly day.

Get out your Yale gear and prepare for a trip to the rough and tumble streets of Stars Hollow, CT, as we visit with the Gilmore Girls (The WB/CW, 2000-2007)! Special guest Jenn from My Streaming Bubble joins Meg and Carla on this journey back to the era of middle hair parts, relaxed fit jeans, and skinny eyebrows, as we collectively decide whether to bed, wed, or behead Emily (Kelly Bishop), Lorelai (Lauren Graham), and Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel). Strong feelings and stronger drinks abound! Tune in and enjoy!

Everything is more than fine this week, as Carla and Meg make very informed choices between The Good Place's Chidi (William Jackson Harper), Eleanor (Kristen Bell), and Janet (D'Arcy Carden) on Bed, Wed, Or Behead! No philosophy books required here; just the ability to move past your inner Chidi and make up your mind as to who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine. Grab your froyo and shrimp, and get ready for a good Jeremy Bearamy!

There's no accounting for tastes, and nothing proves that better than Meg and Carla's desire to revisit The Office to deliberate on the fates of Angela, Kevin, and Oscar! Carefully calculated facts and booze are the BeWBs' tools on this foray into the world of the CPAs of Dunder Mifflin. Check them out as they tally up the pros and cons of each accountant on this week's episode of Bed, Wed, Or Behead Podcast!

Carla and Meg are spiking their hear rate monitors in hopes of being rescued by one of these three first class first responders.  The race is on between Bobby, Buck, and Hen to see who gets saved, who get's the "hose", and who gets left off the crash cart!

This week, the BeWBs and special guests Tiffany (The Game of Nerds) and Jacki celebrate the show that brought them all together: The Mindy Project! And what better way to show their appreciation than by choosing three characters with which to play F/M/K?

We're staying in the upper part of the alphabet of Mindy's extensive list of exes, and deciding the fates of Brendan Deslaurier (Mark Displays), Casey Peerson (Anders Holm), and Danny Castellano (the best Hollywood Chris: Messina). Bring your entire tier of best friends a friendship cake, lay yourself on your comfiest piece of floor, and get ready for an episode full of love, laughs, and regrets that the show didn't end three or four seasons earlier than it did!

The Mindy Project ran from 2012 - 2015 on Fox, and from 2015 - 2017 oh Hulu).

It is our honor, dear listeners, to announce the pairing of Amy from Obstinate Headstrong Girls Podcast with our own Carla and Meg to discuss the virtues and bad...tues of Anthony Bridgerton (Jonathan Bailey), Colin Bridgerton (Luke Newton), and Simon Basset, Duke of Hastings (Regé-Jean Page). The Netflix interpretation of Bridgerton, a novel series by Julia Quinn, was bequeathed unto us, the salivating populace, December 2020. Prepare your bottles of ratafia, have your kitchen staff warm up a glass of milk, and prepare for us to bed, wed, or behead your favorite characters. The ton will never be the same.

XOXO, Gossip Girl. Uh, we mean, 

Lady BeWBsington.

The BeWBs are now about bedding, wedding, beheading, AND history lessons! Join Meg and Carla on a romp all the way back to 2002's Sweet Home Alabama. They decide the fates of Andrew (Patrick Dempsey), Jake (Josh Lucas), and Melanie (Reese Witherspoon), all while realizing how much "yikes" this movie contains! Contact us for more historical lessons! JK, don't. We don't have that kind of time.

CW for this episode: mentions of sexual assault.

Ah, the memories of how the BeWBs first came across Outlander: For Meg, it was finding solace in a well-written world populated with extraordinary characters. For Carla it was Meg demanding that she read it. 

In this week's episode, your sassy Sassenachs squee about two of their favorite fictional men (and reluctantly discuss That Other Guy), and decide who gets the ring, the fling, and the guillotine. Say, could that lad who gets to live in wedded bliss with Carleg be Frank, Jamie, or Roger? Press play and find out!

Outlander began running in 2014 on Starz, and the first four seasons are available on Netflix. The books on which the show is based are written by Diana Gabaldon.

The ultimate test of your Carleg OTP: will this friendship survive the long-in-the-works Jane The Virgin smackdown? Patience is tested to its absolute limits on this week's Bed, Wed, or Behead as the BeWBs decide the fates of Rogelio, Michael, and Rafael. Who wins and who whines? Who wails and who prevails? Arguably, both hosts! The downest and dirtiest of all fights*, brought to you by the only people who can pull guffaws from their listeners while virtually pulling each other's hair out, on this week's episode!

Jane The Virgin aired on The CW from 2014 - 2019, and starred Jaime Camil (Rogelio De La Vega), Brett Dier (Michael Cordero), and Justin Baldoni (Rafael Solano).

*No actual friendships were harmed in the making of this episode.