We're back, baby! And it looks like we're just in time to vote for Top Boy! We're finally introduced to Theo, Nick gets a little head, Lilith is finally running the show (at Baxter High), and Roz and Harvey are finally getting close...wait, wut?

Linda talks about her lifelong dream of being able to turn into a pile of rats and Jane coins a new phrase: "Explain it to me like I'm Harvey."

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We've been at the laughing potion again.

For her birthday, Linda gets another movie she's wished to cover since we started the podcast: The Worst Witch! It's the original film, made in 1986, based on Jill Murphy's 'Worst Witch' book series. It stars Fairuza Balk (witch goddess) as Mildred, the 'worst witch'; Diana Rigg (Olenna Tyrell in GoT, Emma Peel in 'The Avengers', Ms. Collins in Last Night in Soho, a total smokeshow) as Miss Hardbroom; Charlotte Rae (Ms. Edna Garrett in 'Fact of Life') as Miss Cackle and Agatha; and Tim Curry (you know...Tim Curry) as the The Grand Wizard all the witches lust after.

Listen in as we cover this childhood classic, share some behind-the-scenes information, and discuss Agatha's dubious upbringing!

Meow. Meow. Meow.

Jane and Linda break down the film version of 'Into the Woods' and figure out where it went wrong. They share their love of the Queen of the Screen, Meryl Streep, and discuss the points where the film adaptation went well.

A beloved, humorous, and touching story; excellent and catchy music; a PHENOMENAL cast - how could it be so disappointing? What could they have done to fix it? Jane and Linda figure it out. Linda is barking tired; Jane tries to hold in her dislike of James Cordon...and fails.

It's a long episode, but they get to the bottom of the disaster.

We're back to discuss one of Jane's favorite things: a staged musical production. We're talking about 'American Playhouse: Into the Woods' which stars a goddess of stage and screen - Bernadette Peters as The Witch; the extremely delightful and talented Joanna Gleason; and Howard the Duck, himself - Chip Zien!

Jane fan girls over Soundheim, Linda somehow finds a way to link the story to Nicolas Cage, and they both discuss the agony of dwarves being very upsetting.

Featuring a promo for our SewerBro4Life, Chris, and his show, I Saw it on Linden Street.

This week, the Sewer Sisters talk about Season of the Witch. No, not Halloween 3. Not the Nicolas Cage film, either. This is George A. Romero's 2nd movie and it's about just how badly it sucked to be a housewife and Greg's ball-buddy in the 70's. Oh, yeah! The Knob Goblins also learn how to determine their witch names??

LISTEN AT THE END for a special bonus from Donnie (editor/chief knob head).

#IStandWithShirley #IdRatherBallShirley #YouCanCallMeAnus

Linda and Jane have a serious conversation about Caleana's relationship with Arobynn, pose questions about the relationship between Arobynn and Sam, and wonder how Arobynn came across raising Sam. Arobynn can eat sh*t.

Also, they give an important PSA: Don't get sneaky-freaky in sewers. Arobynn can eat sh*t.

They pose a question for the Book of Lies gals, give a shout-out to our #SewerBro4Life Chris Roberts, and a shout-out to the AMAZING Kelli Madden of Drunk Theory!

Jane and Linda discuss the prequel novellas of Sarah J. Maas's book series, 'Throne of Glass', 'Assassin's Blade'!

They talk about how Ansel's so hot right now, how they stan Sam so hard (he really WAS the best partner for Celaena/Aelin), and create their new bonus podcast series - "You Might Be in a Cult."

We give a shout-out to our girls at Book of Lies!

We're joined by the amazing Chris Roberts from I Saw it on Linden Street (http://lscep.com/) and become #SewerBrosForLife!

We discuss moms embarrassing their proud boys at orgies, we talk about the real hero of the story (we stan Stanley), and we create the sensational phenomenon - "Sewer Posing!"

Grab your cup of effluvium and start charging your glowing purple rod! We're covering 'Simon, King of the Witches'!

Remember when people used to think that the best way to get kids interested in something was to get white people to rap? Yeah...that's happening. Linda's brother Donnie (her co-host from Videorama and Cage's Kiss) joins us to discuss one of those movies that tainted their childhood - Teen Witch. Join us so you can say you were there when Jane's desire to murder Linda first started!

We discuss singing and dancing in the high school locker rooms and the problems with public schools' sex ed programs; Linda creates a theory about what was actually happening in the movie; Donnie's murder-house habits come to light, and Jane TOPS THAT! 

From Adrian at Cage's Kiss Podcast