It's Jane's birthday and we're celebrating with an infestation of Yule-time birthday lads and a Yule Cheese Log (TM)! We're finishing out the first season of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina with the Yule/Holiday special episode, 'A Midwinter's Tale'.

Sabrina makes one smart statement and we ask, is Luke that dense, or is it the Dickens he wants?

In the meantime, you'll find us building a gingerbread house with a smoking chimney feature that explodes to please the Dark Lord.

Linda and Jane discuss the season 1 finale of Netflix's The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, The Witching Hour.

They cover the importance of using concise wording in curses, how horrifying it would be if it started raining men, and protecting Tom Hiddleston at all costs. Jane can finally relax, because Ms. Wardwell's true identity is finally revealed and Linda adds to the list of things you should never say to your lover.

You can check out Jane's kitties' IG page, here: https://www.instagram.com/mikasa_levi_catstories/ 

We're back! And we're talking about the 9th chapter of Netflix's 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina', The Returned Man. We ask the questions you care about, like 'What happens with souls after being eaten in by the Death Eater? Are they crapped out in Heaven/Hell/Akasha?' and 'Is the Sound of Music really the sound of Hell?'

We're proud to announce our affiliation with the amazing Bookshop.org! You can purchase one of the books we've covered or will be covering and support us AS WELL AS a local bookstore! Check it out: https://bookshop.org/shop/broomflicks

Get out your cat-o-nine tails and get ready to suffer in sweet ecstasy! We are continuing our chat on The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, covering the eighth episode, 'The Burial,' where Ambrose gives Sabrina another great (and deserved) kick in the ass to realize that the universe owes her nothing and to stop trying to bend it to her will. Also, Z and Daddy Blackwood turn the episode into 'Sabrina After Dark.' Linda finds Blackwood "wiggle-worthy" while Jane finds him so repulsive that her lady parts pack-up and leave town. What do you think? Let us know!

We're finally back and we're continuing with our coverage of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. In this episode, we cover episode 8, 'The Feast of Feasts.' Linda shares her favorite scene, where someone finally calls Sabrina out and off her high horse (of course, it's our favorite witch goddess, Prudence) and Jane creates the merch that will bring us our well-deserved riches.

We missed you, but you know we always come back to you!

We told you we'd come back! But we forgot the smokes...sorry.

Tune in for the thrilling conclusion of our episode on Sarah J. Maas's 'Tower of Dawn.'

In this episode, we discuss two new creatures introduced into Sarah J. Maas's world of Throne of Glass: Baast cats and ruks; Linda gets way too giggly from the term "ruk riders" (whoa-oh! That's how ruk ryders roll!); we talk about Sartaq being too much man to squeeze through tight spaces; Jane shares the proper (borderline-disturbing) way to pronounce a character's name; and we notice 2 big recurring themes in Maas's stories.

Part 2 will be coming out next week, on Wednesday. We're just going for a pack of smokes. We won't make you wait another two weeks. We promise. We'll be back.

Wayne from the fantastic podcast Florida Men on Florida Man joins us to discuss the found footage classic, The Blair Witch Project! We share behind-the-scenes information on the making of the film and the impact on the actors' lives. Jane shares her scary (she argues that this should read "very reasonable") views on ill-prepared hikers and the reasons she doesn't like the movie; Linda shares the reasons why she loves the movie while totally convincing us that Carlo is alive and well; and Wayne gets us to see that the Blair Witch is really the hero of the film.

After binging Bedknobs and Broomflicks, check out Wayne's brilliant podcast, Florida Men on Florida Man.

In this episode, we cover episodes 5 and 6 of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, 'Dreams in a Witch House' and 'An Exorcism in Greendale.' We also discuss the amazing, talented Rachel Talalay, a hallway of single shoes, demonic Uncle Jesse, the tragedy of Susie, and incorrect methods of demonic disposal. Linda would like to go on record as saying that Jane was right and Jane would like to celebrate not getting us cancelled. Oh, yeah...and Ambrose!

Thank you to Adrian (leothefox at Deviant Art) for letting us use his artwork for his coverage of the short story, Dreams in a Witch House by H.P. Lovecraft.

In this episode, we're covering episodes 3 and 4 of 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.' Join us as we discuss killing familiars by making them watch you during sexy times with their deceased master's partner, boredom at school, Edward Spellman stans, and a writer who definitely knows how to write a witch story and is not married to two cats...probably.