This week, we're going full Fungus! Linda found out how to properly pronounce Chiwetel Ejiofor's name...and still fails miserably; Jane misses having a story with substance; and we learn that Linda would be a 7-11 dark fey. Join the witchy gals as they cover the 2019 Disney film, 'Maleficent: Mistress of Evil.'

This week, the ladies talk about the third installment in Sarah J. Maas's Throne of Glass book series, Heir of Fire. Join them as they discuss their love of the bait beast Abraxos(!!!!), unsweetened grandmas, and valgina dentata. Also, Jane lays down a challenge with very high stakes.

Sorry, we know it's long, but listen-in to hear the best way to prepare a juicy, tender, bit of fae man.

In this episode, the witchy duo discuss Maleficent, starring the beautiful (but too skinny, if you ask Linda. Eat something, honey. I'm worried about you) Angelina Jolie and the adorable ball of sunshine, Elle Fanning. They also ask important questions, such as: Why didn't Maleficent just curse the King's d*ck? Why don't they ever use the Queen's name? Was the crow guy kinda super friggin hot? How is this related to Nicolas Cage (Jane attempts to strangle her mic)? How do you catch a Linda in the wild? And Does Disney know anything about the Moors?

We're covering Disney's 1959 animated classic, Sleeping Beauty! We discuss Maleficent's magnificent style, the unappreciated Queen, the importance of socializing children, and our new mascot, Merryweather - the fairy in blue.

Today, Jane and Linda are discussing the second book in the Throne of Glass series by Sarah J. Maas, Crown of Midnight. They talk about the book's witch character, Baba Yellowlegs, and the story so far. Jane catches us up with a synopsis of the first book, Linda talks about all the feels, and Jane struggles with the demon on her shoulder that tells her to spoil everything that's coming up in the rest of the series.

In this episode, we discuss Studio Ghibli's animated treasure, 'Spirited Away' Also, Linda discusses the difference between her cat Kami and the Shinto Kami, Jane talks about past challenges for anime lovers, and we unintentionally pick a fight with Jeff Bezos. What's the worst that could happen?

Thanks to Diana Koehm for sharing the article!

Join us this week as Linda throws shade at Supernatural and gushes about how wonderful Unnatural and Mirka Andolfo are; Jane researches decomposition and shows off her amazing kitty voice; and they both talk about the amazing comic series, Hex Wives. We need more, Ben Blacker!

Jane and Linda discuss the SyFy Channel movie House of the Witch. Is she really a witch? Are the diner's ketchup bottles haunted? Why can't we be watching a Lavalantula movie instead? Why aren't Linda and Jane famous and powerful screenwriters yet? Listen for answers to all these questions and more!

Also, you can thank your editor, Donnie, for a new Linda-less feature in our show!

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In what I believe is our best episode yet, Jane tells us all about the accused witch, Katharina Kepler, who also happened to be Johannes Kepler's mother, and Kristin tells us all about the heroic, legendary pup named Judy! Heads up: Judy may have actually been a mythical creature.

Jane wants you to know that she misspoke about the male/female trust ratio. It should be the opposite - 3 women to 1 man's testimony.

You can find the book Jane refers to, The Astronomer and The Witch, at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014QMCPLE/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

P.S. We're so tired, guys!

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Okay. I'm not going to lie. This is mostly tangents. We're sorry, but we think they're still entertaining! We also manage to share some of our favorite parts and quotes of the book as well as our Riders of the Apocalypse names. What's yours?

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