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We discuss a new trend among Tide Pod eaters that involves snorting condoms, some really weird excuses people have given for being late to work, the Pennsylvania school district arming students with buckets of rocks, and why David Hogg is a terrible face for the gun control fight and just needs to shut up already.

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We recap a crazy bar fight we dealt with at work, play a round of Adult Mad Libs, discuss why the recent student walkout protest may not have had the intended impact, and Facebook getting in trouble again for letting outsiders have our information.

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We discuss a woman's really unfortunate drug trip, what might happen at President Trump's historic meeting with Kim Jong Un, several things that make you very likely to get divorced, and vigilante justice.

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We're all over the place today discussing ancient social media platforms (hello Xanga), random facts about the Titanic, why so many people have stopped caring about the Oscars, and the not-so-great Best Picture winner The Shape of Water.

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We discuss a woman's hilariously desperate attempt to hide her drugs from the cops, a new social media platform attempting to take over the world, the attempt to erase "man"from our vocabulary, and the general downfall of the English language.

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We're back from yet another (and hopefully final) hiatus! We discuss the most recent school shooting and why gun control might not be a bad thing, the mental health component, and racists trying to ruin Black Panther for everyone.

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We discuss the Super Bowl and some of our favorite ads, the character of Jim Halpert from "The Office" and whether or not he's actually a good guy, and the difference between flirting and being friendly.

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We discuss the government shutdown and all kinds of other government ridiculousness, the idiots eating tide pods, a couple of great new movies and one we're super embarrassed to have watched.

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We bring on our buddy Kyle Franke to discuss his successful body transformation, tips for getting a healthy diet and workout routine started, maintaining your success, and more. Follow him on Instagram at beef_n_barbells for videos and general inspiration.

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We discuss why some people prefer college football over the NFL, new research that explains just how addicted we are to cell phones and the potential dangers, and we might be a little obsessed with The Greatest Showman.