Bedtime FairyFails

**WARNING! This episode contains adult content and language. Listener discretion is advised.**

Staff Infection - This is a story you can just shove right up your ass.

Etsy's Testes - This is a story about a curse, a labyrinth, and an explosion. But not your typical explosion. This one is much much more painful.

Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Potion Commotion - In this tale, we’ll learn about taking risks. You see kids, sometimes, taking a risk can payoff bigtime! And sometimes… well, you’ll see.

Robots Don’t Float - This is a story about improvising. The best kind of solution is a creative one! Especially when it goes wrong. 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Barry's Pickaxe - This is a story about striking first and investigating later. It’s always better to risk catastrophe than spend an extra 2 minutes making sure your plan is safe.

Sirlyre on Fire -  In this story, we’ll learn that it’s bad to die. I mean, we all know it’s bad to die. But when facing a Death Tyrant, you really REALLY don’t want to die.


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

**WARNING** This episode contains adult content not suitable for children. 

The Virgin Voyage - In this story, we’ll learn about the importance of being humble and knowing when to fight, and when to run. 

 Snow is Water - In this tale, we’ll learn about why it’s important to stay calm and not panic. Otherwise, you may forget that there’s a very simple solution right under your nose. 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

How Not to Break the Ice - This is a story about looking before you leap. You should always make sure you fully understand the situation, before taking action. Especially when the action is lethal.

Third Time's the Charm - This is a story about death. Lots of it. But the worst part is that it just keeps happening to the same person over and over.


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Grog - This is a classic style FairyFail, complete with a kidnapped princess, a dragon, and lots of treasure. 

Jkar You Kidding Me? - This is a story that teaches us the value of checking for traps. It also teaches us the dangers of throwing your weapons at your party members.


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Bad Ax Barbarian - This is a story about taking risks. Sometimes the safe solution is just boring, and you need to spice it up with some unnecessary danger. 

Crabs, Grannies, and a Wild Magic Surge - In this tale, we’ll learn how sometimes you can do everything right and things still don’t work out in the end. Some things are just unpredictable. But then, why else would you play a wild magic sorcerer? 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 
Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/
Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Look Out Below - This story teaches us the importance of letting the sneaky characters do the sneaking. Just because you can do it, doesn’t always mean that you should do it. This is

Kobold or Go Home - This is a story about using whatever you have at your disposal and looking like a total badass while doing it. 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Tunnel Vision - This is a tale about how you should never rush into battle. Especially if the battle is in a narrow tunnel full of explosives.

Fire and Fails - This is a story about the importance of stealthiness. If you’re trying to sneak up on a bad guy at night, the last thing you want to do is start a fire and be as loud as possible.

Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

The Greased Werewolves Incident - In this story, we’ll hear about one of those rare instances when a spell does exactly what you want it to do. Which is great news for our heroes, and terrible news for the werewolves trying to kill them. 

This is Two Foes One Mug - In this story, we’ll hear about how one dwarf struggled to get along with a big scary bouncer. 

Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com