Bedtime FairyFails

The Ultimate Wingman - This is a Fairyfail first! A love story. We’ll hear about the paladin who tried to woo a princess, and the wizard who saved the day! Or rather, saved the date.

Cartwheel of Death - This is a story about one barbarian who defies the laws of physics. Because why walk or run when you can cartwheel?


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Well, Well, Well  - This is a story that teaches us you should choose your friends wisely. For instance, if the paladin in your party is evil, he might just try and kill you as a joke. Like an asshole.

Death by Chocolate - This is a story about kidnapping, ransoms, murder, and a lot of deception. We’ll learn first hand how to murder a guy and still come out a hero.


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

As a Matter of Artifact - This is a story about how one hero used his quick thinking and ingenuity to take down a whole pirate ship by himself. 

In Terror Gate - In this story, we’ll hear a new tale about the idiot brothers Tomax and Xamot and how they deal with assassins. 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

No Guts No Glory - This is a story about a choice. A choice between life and death. Helping yourself or seizing the glory. 

 Show and Fail - This is a story about a ghost and the heroes that try to help her. It’s not spooky, but it is pretty funny. 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Ritual Impossible - This is a story about stealing the show. Why should the Big Bad Evil Guy get to hog the spotlight? 

Captain Coot Roars Again - In this story, we’ll hear about another amazing take down by the great Captain Coot! Or… at least he says he did. 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Tone Deaf - This is a tale about finding that silver lining. Creating hope and happiness in the face of darkness and evil. Even when it’s really inappropriate.

Mimicking the Mimic - This is a story about not taking any shit. If someone throws something at you, you throw it right back. And if someone tries to take a bite out of you, well you just bite them right back.

Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Rotten Richard and the Chef’s Special - This is a story about a King who was kind of a dick, and the chef who saves the day.

Hrrrgggffffsss!! - This is a story about intelligence. Or rather, lack thereof. 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Work Smarter, Not Harder - This is a story about planning out your every move. Even when it’s not necessary.

Don’t be a Worrywart - This is a story about the importance of respecting mother nature. Don’t pet the wild animals, or you just might end up being attacked by giant frogs. 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 Another Case of Mistaken Identities - This is a tale about distractions. Specifically very destructive distractions. It’s also a tale about why Chonk the barbarian is no longer allowed to touch magic items.

Lethe-al Tongue Twister - This is a story about the value of honesty. And also the value of wood to a woodchuck. 


Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Mistaken Identity -  This is a tale about resourcefulness, ingenuity, and a complete misunderstanding.

Goatsrider (Goat Scream) - The same submitter that gave us “The Tale of the Dragonborn Brothers”, now brings us a fantastic tale about a Ghostrider, an arch nemesis, and a cursed goat.

Theme Song by Joseph Gregory 

Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com