Y’all know we jumped on an opportunity to talk about a NEW BeepsCast (& ourselves, DUH). Join us as we drink excessively and ramble about the highlights! Don’t miss a memorable mailbag, not so hot takes on the Queer Eye reboot, and new listener polls! You’re a piece of shit if you miss this one.

Featured Song: “do you want to do nothing “ by Lawrence

Praise Beeps & all hail the birth of her majesty, Lil Toot! Tut, Criscat, and BigMike are back for another shit talking episode of mayhem. If you think this motley crew could ever keep an episode under an hour, you must be rolling balls. Beeps blessed us with a new cast and had special guest, contest winner & Toot father, Tone, by her side. Get lost in the matrix of crusty babies, lazy eyes, a case of too many Tonys, effortless harmonies, what’s BADass this pod, fans in Japan, and forgetting celebrity names!

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Featured Song: “Truth Hurts” by Lizzo

Grab your sitar and let one rip, it's another night cast right cast! The mailbag is full and the gang is back to review the latest episode of BeepsCast (#36) and the twists and turns will make your heads spin, bitches! Tut and Criscat are at the helm without a Big Mike in sight AGAIN...or are they?! Stay tuned for some BREAKING NEWS from one of our own. You won't want to miss this one, mofos.

Hey mofos, BigMike rode his big trike outta town, so Phatty Matty (the #1 fan) steps in and crushes the fuck out of your shit. But not the dogshit clouding our ears. The gang digs into BeepsCast ep35, debating the official drinking game drink count, embracing cat portals, and lamenting missing spare tires (mechanics of the world be damned). If you last longer than a once-predatorial-32-yr-old Alabaman senate candidate, you'll make it to some dub-step big rock candy mountain Rich & Morty bullshit.

The gang is back at it without a BeepsCast to holler about in episode 24. Lots of inappropriate shit in this one, y’all. Eggplant emojis galore!

BigMike, Tut, & Criscat speculate what Beeps will discuss in her cast... David S. Pumpkins and T.Pain show up at one point... And hey, who’s that? Is someone from the Dru Hill era back again?! It’s mayhem!

Come for the Spaceman eggplant banter but stay for the songs of the episode. Or don't. We're drinking and don't care.

Songs:

Holiday Rap - MC Miker G & DJ Sven

Mashup (To The Beat with Kurt Hugo Schneider) - T-Pain

The Gang Breaks the Fourth Wall (BeepsCast #34, "Grocery Giggles"). BEEPS IS BACK, WITCHES. We once were lost but now we’re found with a NEW Beepscast. Berries (baaarries) and bills were a flyin’ in this one. PSLs get the credit they deserve and creeptastic neighbor Butch shines a laser on #teamKali (call the po-po). Don’t miss when we introduce our surprise guest twitter poll winner and a guy who used to sing about ladies underwear! What a time to be alive! Happy ACKtober, mofos.

Featured songs:

Get Off (You Fascinate Me), Patrice Rushen

Old MacDonald, Ella Fitzgerald

Featured vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOuuJI4b7nQ&sns=em

Beeps is still not out to play on this shit-tank episode. Sad! The gang is back for another one, wandering lost without Beep’s pied piper mando playing. Less drinkin’ in this one ... but somehow more shitty? Tune in to find out!

Dying for a Beepscast? The boys are thirsting for a Beepscast the way Puerto Ricans are thirsting for actual water. You know the drill, we get drunk and say bullshit. JUST FUCKING LISTEN ALREADY, OK!?

BigMike didn't provide a description for this episode so i guess fuck all y'all. We got together IN THE SAME DAMN ROOM and talked about shit because Beeps hasn't casted in a while. Save yourselves.

Our apparently-now-quarterly fancast takes a turn this week and jumps back into the supra-hour-long genre BUT with a super special interview guest-turned-color-commentator. JUST FUCKING LISTEN ALREADY WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING OK!???