Beer Thursday

Beer Thursday

By Jay Ray, Shayne SeymourComedySociety & Culture
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Beer Thursday episodes

  • Beyond the Casinos: Life as a Local in Vegas

    What happens in Vegas used to stay in Vegas. Grab your poker chips, Beer Thursday lovers; what really happens in Sin City is revealed on today's high-rolling 250th round.

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    A Full House in Vegas: Stories of Strip Life and Slot Machines

    In this round of Beer Thursday, special guest Kiki joins hosts Shayne and Jay from Las Vegas!

    The trio dives into a diverse range of topics, from strategic relocations and cost of living to clandestine mafia dealings and dispensary culture, offering something for everyone interested in the unique life of Las Vegas.

    Discover the unglamorous reality behind the glittering casinos, iconic wedding chapels, and some truly surprising facts about life in Sin City, like a ski lodge just 20 minutes away!

    Plus, hear about some of Kiki's epic concert experiences, from Lady Gaga to Pink, and get the insider scoop on local hotspots like the Golden Tiki Room and The Peppermill, which will surely make you want to explore Vegas!

    Shayne wraps up the episode with a toast that'll make you feel lucky to be alive. Tune in for a rollicking good time that'll make you want to roll the dice in Vegas.

    34 min
  • Two Talented Bastids (A New Stephen King Story!)

    On today's very Beer Thursday, your tricky traversers of tantalizing topics tackle a terrific tale told by the talented Stephen King in his new book of short stories terrifyingly titled "You Like It Darker." So sit back, grab your favorite beverage, and enjoy the dulcet tones of your two favorite talented bastards as they discuss "Two Talented Bastids" on this 249th round!

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    Spine-Tingling Tales & Beer: Delving into Stephen King's Creepy Chronicles

    In this frighteningly fun round of Beer Thursday, hosts Jay and Shayne embark on a spooky journey through Stephen King's haunting world. They delve into King's latest short stories, especially "Two Talented Bastards," narrated intriguingly by Will Patton.

    The dastardly duo also discusses King’s potential trilogy with Peter Straub's notes, the eerie "Talisman" and "Black House," and compare "The Shining" to its sequel, "Doctor Sleep," while applauding Mike Flanagan's adaptations. They marvel at the recent "It" movies and unveil "Always Holly."

    Prepare for spine-chilling tales, ghastly good puns, playful banter, and a tribute toast that will make you raise your glass. Join them for a scream-worthy episode packed with Stephen King references and spooky banter that just might keep you on the edge of your seat!

    23 min
  • Razorblades, Rat Poison, and Other '70s Halloween Treats

    Grab a seat and fill your plastic jack-o-lanterns with your favorite spooky sweets. Your horrific howling hosts of holiday hijinks are scrutinizing your haul of Halloween candy!

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    Spooky Sweets and Halloween Heebie-Jeebies: A Trick-or-Treat Extravaganza

    In this terror-iffic 248th round of Beer Thursday, your hosts unwrap the best and worst Halloween candies, reminiscing about bizarre '70s treats and the perils of caramel apples (razor blades, anyone?).

    Dive into debates over candy corn, Twizzlers, and mysterious peanut butter taffy treats while howling with laughter at candy inspections and honor-system stashes.

    From the age-old question of when to stop trick-or-treating to the charm of 'Trunk or Treats,' and the infamous 'I Ate Your Candy' prank, this round is packed with spine-tickling laughter and treat-filled nostalgia.

    Join us for a haunted hayride through hilarious holiday memories and subscribe for your next fang-tastic round!

    17 min
  • When do “The Holidays” begin, and is that too soon?

    On today's uproarious round of Beer Thursday, your very own humble heroes of hilarious hypocrisy, Jay and Shayne, bring their unique brand of humor to the table as they decide when the holidays truly begin. Hold on to your giblets! This 247th round is guaranteed to jingle your bells!

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    Falling into Festivities: When to Deck the Halls

    Join Jay and Shayne on this fall-tastic edition of Beer Thursday as they hilariously debate the holiday season kickoff, promising you a good laugh and a great time.

    Jay proposes October 24th as the official start, and Shayne resists the creep of Halloween decor hitting in August. As they toast to cooler weather and football season, the duo dives into the cozy transition from fall to winter with musings on college football, early decorations, and the joy of Christmas music.

    With puns flying and glasses raised, discover how September and October celebrations get them in the festive spirit—just not too early! Tune in for a sneak peek at their favorite Christmas movies, a journey that will surely bring back fond memories, and join the fun to figure out when it's just the right time to deck the halls!

    18 min
  • Jay’s Green Day [And Also Why He’s Old]

    On this, the most recent 245th round of Beer Thursday, our carefree collaborators of creative content delve into the hilarity of Jay's Green Day concert experience at the warehouse home of our very own World Series champion Texas Baseball Rangers. 

    • Do you have the time to listen to Jay whine? 
    • Does Shayne expertly demonstrate his ability to sound creepy? 
    • Are Jay's hearing ears too old? 
    • When did Uncle Fester join the Smashing Pumpkins? 
    • Pull up a chair, turn the volume up to a reasonable level, and listen in as Shayne and Jay, your partners in laughter, regale you with the dulcet tones of their vocal “chords” on this, your very favorite Beer Thursday show.

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      Concert Chronicles: Good Riddance or Glorious Night? Join Shayne and Jay as Jay recounts his hilarious and candid night at a Green Day concert.

      Jay shares the highs and lows, including the deafening sound levels at Globe Life Field and the surprising energy from the Smashing Pumpkins' guitarists.

      They delve into memorable performances, including a trip down memory lane with the 'Dookie' album and humorous observations about Billy Joe Armstrong's eternal youth.

      14 min
    • To Beat the Devil: A Tribute to Kris Kristofferson

      Join us as we mourn the passing and celebrate the life and profound contributions of the greatest songwriter of our time, Kris Kristofferson, whose work continues to inspire and shape the music industry.

      Also, hear from our first Patreon, Kiki!

      Does everyone who gives us money get to be on the show? As of October 10, 2024, most definitely probably yes!

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      A Toast to Kris Kristofferson: Legends, Lyrics, and Laughter

      In this heartfelt round of Beer Thursday, hosts Shayne and Jay welcome their first Patreon, Kiki, to join the conversation.

      Amidst clinking glasses, they reminisce about the legendary Kris Kristofferson, discussing his extraordinary career, Kris' profound impact on them, and the void left by his recent passing.

      This earnest round is a heartfelt celebration of Kristofferson's life, music, and films, including humorous anecdotes and personal favorites. With a toast to Kristofferson's enduring legacy, a lively chat about his classic songs, and a segue into movie talk, this episode pays homage to a remarkable artist and friend to many.

      24 min
    • Pourfectly Irish: 5 reasons why Guinness tastes better in Ireland

      Get ready to unravel the mysteries of the stout, as we pour a glass and delve into the unique flavors of this enigmatic beer.

      Let us know your thoughts on Beer Thursday on Instagram and enjoy Jay's brilliant beer photography while you’re there! 

      • We reference and quote Jade Poleon's article Top 5 reasons why GUINNESS tastes better in IRELAND.
      • You'll love hearing about Jay's trip to Ireland.
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        In this delightful round of Beer Thursday, Jay and Shayne dive deep into why Guinness tastes better in Ireland.

        We discuss insights from an article by Jade Poleon, including the importance of Irish water, the two-part pour, and spot-checking bar protocols. We even throw a scientific study into the mix for good measure. Alongside these revelations, expect some banter about bar experiences in Ireland and beyond, a toast to Guinness, and an earnest plea for listener support.

        Cheers to Guinness and round 244 of Beer Thursday!

        19 min
      • Is State Fair Fried Food the New Freak Show?

        Set your taste buds free, and let your freak flag fly! On this 243rd round, we're discussing the fantastical fried food at the State Fair of Texas, pondering the justifiable demise of freak shows, and exploring the intriguing connection between the two.

        As freak shows used to shock and entertain, state fair food now does the same with its outrageous combinations and flavors.

        Share your thoughts on Beer Thursday on Instagram and enjoy Jay's brilliant beer photography while you’re there! Your voice matters in our discussion on the State Fair of Texas food and freak shows. 

        Last year, we served up a delicious round about the tantalizing new food at the State Fair of Texas.

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        The State Fair Spectacle: Freak Shows to Fried Foods

        In this delectable round of Beer Thursday, your adventurous hosts reflect on approaching their 250th milestone and discuss how state fair food has replaced outdated freak shows.

        We ponder the oddities of fried foods like cotton candy bacon and burnt end bombs while cracking jokes and reminiscing about the ethically questionable yet fascinating freak shows of yore.

        Humor and tangents abound, including a quirky toast blending poetry styles and an invite to join their Patreon community. Tune in and munch on some deep-fried contemplation, served with a side of laughter!

        16 min
      • Taking the Misheard Road: A Journey Through Lyric Confusion

        Put a little cotton in your ears, and listen sparingly because misunderstanding is what makes songs (and political discussions) funny.

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          Misheard Melody Madness

          In this entertaining round of Beer Thursday, Jay and Shayne dive into the world of misheard lyrics.

          From Elton John's 'Tiny Dancer' being mistaken for 'Tony Danza' to Bruce Springsteen's 'Blinded by the Light' sounding suspiciously like a song about a wrapped-up douche, we've all been there, right? No song is safe from the comedic scrutiny, and that's what makes it so relatable and funny.

          Your clearly spoken hosts also explore famous movie misquotes and share laughs over songs they misheard from their favorite bands.

          Raise a glass and join the fun as we toast to moderation (all at once). We can't wait for the many more rounds on this hilarity-infused topic, and we hope you're just as excited as we are!

          18 min
        • Jay vs. The Hurricane (in New York City!)

          In this comeback round of Beer Thursday, Jay and Shayne share the tale of Jay's recent birthday trip to New York City. Jay fought Hurricane Debbie, and the Texas Rangers won!

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          Let us know on Beer Thursday on Instagram and enjoy Jay's brilliant beer photography while you’re there! 

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            Jay's New York Adventures: Baseball, Hurricanes, and Drunk Shakespeare

            In this round of Beer Thursday, Jay and Shayne make a triumphant return from a brief hiatus, ready to share Jay's adventures with you.

            Jay shares his exciting yet quirky adventure in New York City, which includes a thwarted Yankees game due to a hurricane scare, an encounter with a friendly bartender named John, and a hilarious, unexpected experience with Drunk Shakespeare.

            Despite some ticket troubles and unexpected rains, Jay had a memorable birthday trip with plenty of laughs, beers, and a bit of drama. Tune in for laughs, anecdotes, and even a toast to the adventure!

            26 min

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