Beer Thursday

Beer Thursday

By Jay Ray, Shayne SeymourComedy
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Beer Thursday episodes

  • Steering Into the Abyss: Road Rage Remedies and Ramblings

    In Today's out-rage-ous redux round, we tackle the least controversial and most angry topic yet: Road Rage!

    Jay confesses his road rage to the world and tells us how a dear friend's advice is helping him manage it.

    Learn each of their ways of managing road rage, and does Shayne really claim what I heard him claim?

    Also, enjoy Jay's wise and dramatic conclusion to the discussion!

    Only you can find out by relaxing with the dulcet sounds of the Beer Thursday Show. Try us for your morning drive. We're pretty dulcet. We're legit dulcet.

    Originally published way back on February 7, 2019. This was, is, and will always be, Round 13!

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    Road Rage Realities and Ridiculous Remedies

    In this hilariously relatable episode of Beer Thursday, hosts Jay and Shayne dive into road rage and the daily drive doldrums, infusing their storytelling with humor to keep you entertained and engaged.

    They share amusing anecdotes about their own traffic tantrums and deliberate over the dilemmas of distracted drivers—FaceTiming while driving, anyone?

    Jay reveals his secret weapon: listen to find out what that is!

    Shayne advocates a zen-like mindset borrowed from a podcast, reminding listeners that 'hurt people hurt people.'

    The duo also touches on the state of modern rage, podcasts, and their favorite radio stations, spicing it up with humor and everyday observations. You'll laugh, you'll empathize, and most importantly, you'll learn how not to lose it on the road. Buckle up for a fun and insightful ride!

    18 min
  • 6 Things "The Phantom Menace" Got Right!

    A long time ago, in a movie theater downtown, we all hated "The Phantom Menace." Now we rethink everything we ever knew about this controversial film and break down what the movie got right!

    Today's round is based on the fine work of CNN's Brian Lowry in his article As ‘The Phantom Menace’ turns 25, six (non-Jar Jar) things the ‘Star Wars’ prequel got right.

    Round 284!

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    The Phantom Menace: The Star Wars Movie That Wasn't So Bad After All

    In this round, we dive into a debate about "The Phantom Menace" and its place in the Star Wars universe.

    Is the movie really as bad as some claim? We discuss six things that "The Phantom Menace" got right. From the Emperor's long game to the digital effects, the casting of Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson, and, of course, the epic lightsaber duels, we cover it all.

    Your Force-Ghost hosts provide their thoughts on these key aspects, with humor and some controversial takes along the way. Plus, a toast to Star Wars and a surprising defense of Jar Jar Binks!

    Whether you're a Star Wars purist or a casual fan, join us for an engaging and entertaining discussion. May the Force be with you!

    19 min
  • Escaping the "Pits" of Despair: Deodorant Talk

    Put your hands in the air like you just don't care, even though you really should care! Your hosts, known for their wit and humor, help you to not stink it up with this deodorant breakdown.

    Round 283!

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    The Great Deodorant Debate: What’s that smell?

    Fear not! It’s just the hilarious hosts of Bear Thursday diving deep into all things deodorant! Join us for an unexpectedly riveting discussion on the ins and outs of deodorant vs. antiperspirant, gel vs. stick, and even the surprisingly controversial topic of ball deodorant.

    Along the way, we tackle marketing gimmicks, chemical concerns, and share some laugh-out-loud stories that’ll make you reconsider your morning hygiene routine.

    Plus, we take a quick coffee detour with some Star Wars-themed brews. So, tune in as we get to the 'nitty-gritty of the pity' on this scent-sational episode!

    19 min
  • Dolphins: Is It Just the Nose, Or Are They Total D***s?

    Is Flipper all he seems to be, or is he hiding something? In this fishy 282nd round, we reveal shocking truths about our finned friends of the sea.

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    The Sinister Side of Dolphins: Debunking the Myth

    Do dolphins deserve their reputation as friendly sea creatures? Join us in this hilariously insightful episode as we dive into the dark side of dolphins. We'd love to hear your thoughts on this, so be sure to leave a comment or join our Facebook group.

    From their sharp teeth and aggressive behavior to their sophisticated hunting techniques and even documented instances of dolphin misconduct, we reveal seven shocking reasons why dolphins might just be the biggest dickheads of the ocean. These revelations will surely keep you on the edge of your seat.

    We throw in some Harry Potter references, a toast to the greats, and even a few dolphin puns to keep things light. Don't miss out on this fin-tastic round that will change how you see these slippery mammals. Dolphins: are they really our friends, or are they jerks with cute, squeaky voices? Tune in and find out!

    14 min
  • Durango Brothers [Redux]

    Get ready for a shameless plug because on this round of Beer Thursday, Shayne and Jay talk about their ill-fated country duo, Durango Brothers!

    The “gentlemen” reminisce about their music, gigs, a delicious burger, and being shamed out of the music scene by actual talent. Shayne makes a compelling case for buying our masterpiece on

    This round of Beer Thursday will be music to your ears.

    Round 9. Again!

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    Beer Thursday: The Durango Brothers' Journey and Musical Misadventures

    Join hosts Shayne and Jay for a hilarious and nostalgic trip down memory lane in this round of Beer Thursday! The duo reminisce about their days as the Durango Brothers, an unpretentious band with unforgettable open mic nights and a passion for good music...and burgers!

    From discussing the profound mysteries of podcasting logistics to their gig stories and the memorable toast to their bandmates and mentors, this episode is packed with laughs, subtle jabs, and shameless plugs. Tune in for a rollicking good time as the hosts share the highs and lows of their musical journey and enjoy a light-hearted toast to friendship and the joy of music. Perfect for fans of musicianship, beer, and unfiltered banter. You're part of this journey too!

    Don't forget to check out the Durango Brothers' tracks on iTunes, Amazon, and more!

    14 min
  • These Are Not the Band You're Looking For [They're Zombies!]

    What is a Zombie Band? Your original Beer Thursday lineup take the stage and reveal bands touring, playing the music of--but having no original members of--the bands they claim to be!

    Round 281!

    Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! By doing so, you'll get early access to our rounds, exclusive content, and the satisfaction of helping us continue creating fun-filled episodes like this one. This round was originally posted there 4 months ago!

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    Never miss a round, and help us take you to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. And remember, sharing this round with your friends spreads the holiday cheer and brings more people into our quirky trivia-loving community! The more, the merrier! So what are you waiting for? Subscribe, review, and share now!

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    Zombie Bands and Beer: When the Music Never Dies

    Join us for a rockin' round of Beer Thursday as we dive into the intriguing world of 'zombie bands'—those bands that keep touring with none of their original members.

    In this round, Shayne and Jay discuss iconic bands like Lynyrd Skynyrd, Blood, Sweat & Tears, and Quiet Riot and even delve into legendary R&B groups like the Four Tops, the Platters, and the Coasters.

    Ever wondered when a band turns into a tribute act? We’ve got thoughts! Plus, hear about the curious cases of Foreigner and Willie Nelson and laugh along with banter that’s half rock history, half Beer Thursday shenanigans. Our hosts' witty banter will keep you entertained throughout the round.

    Tune in for the ultimate blend of music nostalgia and podcast hilarity!

    22 min
  • Sippin' on Serendipity: The Random Topic Generator, Vol 6!

    Sit with us on the edge of our seats as we spin the wheel of fortune and let that flighty mistress Fate guide your mighty heroes of talkivity and laughalishousness through the next 18 minutes of our lives! We're climbing onto the Random Topic Generator!

    Round 280.

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    Random Chatter and Beer Banter: Unpredictable Conversations

    “Join Shayne and Jay on another spontaneous round of Beer Thursday. This week, your hosts embrace randomness by using the random topic generator to guide their discussions.

    From debating which TV show they'd like their lives to resemble to sharing their silliest fears, no topic is off-limits. Listen as they toast to life’s unpredictable moments, ponder who their dream dinner guests would be, and recount their worst vacation experiences with hilarious results.

    Perfect for fans of spontaneous humor and those who believe in the power of fate, this episode promises a wild ride of random delights and unexpected laughs. So grab a beer and subscribe to ensure you never miss the serendipity!

    19 min
  • 9 Incredible Historical Coincidences, Part 2 [The Dramatic Conclusion]

    Grab your harpoon guns and dingies and join your beloved thinkers of the unthinkable for another fun-filled round of Beer Thursday as we continue probing the remaining four improbable historical coincidences that happened in our unbelievable human history.

    Round 279!

    Be sure to refresh your memory on the first 5 unbelievable historical coincidences!

    Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! By doing so, you'll get early access to our rounds, exclusive content, and the satisfaction of helping us continue creating fun-filled episodes like this one. This round was originally posted there 4 months ago!

    At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group, where you can connect with other beer enthusiasts, participate in live Q&A sessions with the hosts, and get sneak peeks of upcoming rounds.

    Never miss a round, and help us take you to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. And remember, sharing this round with your friends spreads the holiday cheer and brings more people into our quirky trivia-loving community! The more, the merrier!

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    Bizarre Historical Coincidences: From Lincoln to the Titanic

    In this hilarious and intriguing episode of Beer Thursday hosts Jay and Shayne delve into 11 (or rather 9) incredible historical coincidences.

    They kick off with the eerie parallels between the assassinations of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy, tackle the spooky foresight of Morgan Robertson's novella about the Titanic, and even take a whale of a dive into Moby Dick's real-life inspiration, all with a healthy dose of humor.

    Join them as they navigate quirky anecdotes, puns about sperm whales, and cheeky remarks about historical figures. Don't miss out on their whimsical toast, witticisms, and an engaging exploration of bizarre worldly events that will leave you questioning reality and laughing out loud, feeling like you're part of the conversation.

    17 min
  • Superman Stars in a New Movie Called...

    Who's your favorite superhero? Jay's is Superman, and your masters of mythical methods are excited about James Gunn's new Superman movie!

    Behold: Round 278!

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    Superman, Superstars, and Super-Puns: A Heroic Chat Look up in the sky! It's not just any other podcast episode — it's the Beer Thursday team tackling the monumental subject of Superman.

    Join the former Durango Brothers as they reminisce about past Supermen and explore the freshly rebooted DC franchise under James Gunn's direction.

    From discussing David Corenswet's new take on the Man of Steel to a fun tangent about Nicholas Hoult and Alan Tudyk, this episode is packed with superhero commentary, nostalgic nods to Richard Donner's Superman, and a sprinkle of humor about confusing Donners.

    It's a must-listen for any fan of the last son of Krypton and anyone who loves a good laugh. Don't miss their comedic toast — it's super! Tune in for a lively discussion and a hearty dose of Superman nostalgia.

    21 min
  • Pour Decisions: How We Found Beer [Or How Beer Found Us!]

    Today's round is definitely a case of don't so as we say or do! "Beer Thursday's story of beer." In this week's redux round, your favorite dynamic duo of fun phone it in and discuss the winding paths that led them to finding beer. They talk about and include:

    • about their first successful encounters with beer,
    • cemetery drinking,
    • and being young and stupid.

    Without warning, Jay bores himself.

    Round 008!

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    The Brewed Awakening: Beer Tales of Youthful Mischief and More

    Welcome to Beer Thursday from your warm-up hosts, Shayne and Jay! Brace yourselves as they kick off with a hilarious recap of their diva-like tendencies before diving into a nostalgic journey of how beer made its grand entry into their lives.

    From underage adventures in Mexico to spooky encounters in a cemetery, complete with accidental beer tossing too close to cop cars—this episode has it all! An ode to beer, quirky toasts, and a whole lot of fun.

    Tune in for a round of laughter, some can-opening insights, and special shout-outs. Don't miss out on this intoxicatingly good round!

    12 min

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Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel…