We discuss the hotly debated issue of breakfast food superiority, Russia’s sex-panther of a leader, and a lingerie scam I’m caught up in. Fundraiser link: https://www.facebook.com/donate/177796273492289/?fundraiser_source=external_url

We don our tinfoil hats as Sam Riesling defines worthy conspiracies, the intricacies of mining bitcoin, and enlightens us to the infrastructural innovations of the European Space Agency.

Kieran Nay hops on the show to encourage our journey on "The Beet Grind", explain some of his new dietary updates, and incite shenanigans against the glorious nation of North Korea.

Axel Nay hops on the podcast to regale us with a story of a near successful poop, to discuss how conceptual money really is, and the agency involved in purchasing chicken wings.

Christian Lawrence joins us from the comfort of his car to discuss the gay, gun-toting Tiger King, the tension of bear-sized rat combat, what it takes to get 7 "C's" thiccc, and our 5 shallow loves in life.

Apple Fritter joins us yet again to regale us with his stories from Spring Break and an explanation on how to work a buffet. The Shopping Cart incident is revealed, and we discuss the social norms of public pooping.

Diving into the legality of gas station penis pills, home cooked aggressive memes, and the implications of Big Bread leaves the boys reeling. They turn to the wisdom of Alec Ritter to help answer this week's profound write-ins.

Professional eater Alec Ritter joins the boys to dive deep into the Legacy of Enemclaw, the technicalities of credit cards, and what women really want.

We tackle the deeper topics of The Juicy Sit-down, personal aspirations, motivation, and the effect of social media on us and our culture.

Two college roommates seem to think they have the credibility to comment on the death penalty.