Before Bed Podcast

Before Bed Podcast

By justin morrisComedy
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Before Bed Podcast episodes

  • EP: 20 Where The Eff Have We Been!? Shower Routine, Too Broke For Tattoos

    We are back!! Sorry we we're gone for so long. We are unfortunately having some family issues. However, we are back, better than ever, and ready to stay. We love you so much, thank you for tuning in. Today we discuss a bunch of random funny shit.

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    Please rate and review us on iTunes if you guys enjoy us.

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    1 hr 2 min
  • EP: 19 OJ Simpson Was A Football Player?!, Whoring It Up In High-School, Septum Piercing Madness

    Hey, sleepy weeps tonight we talk about Zulma being sadistic asf, conservatives getting offended by colored hair and septum piercings, football requirements, and much much more! Tune in! We love you much bitches. Follow us, write in, and if you enjoy us please rate and review us on iTunes, its a free way to support us and it helps us a ton, guys! 

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    1 hr 6 min
  • EP: 18 Choke Slamming Justin, Public Poops, and Pepe Le Pew Be Raping

    Thank you guys so so much for 100 followers on Instagram, we love and appreciate the heck out of ya'll! Tonight we talk about public restroom traumas, DQ memories, cancel culture, and a bunch of other shit that I already forgot about, oops. Anyways, FUCK JOE ROGAN AND FUCK THE FRENCH!! Good night sleepy weeps!

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    1 hr
  • EP: 17 MERCHHHH, How Would You Murder Me??, Women's History Month, Banging Sarah Paulson

    Sup sweepy weeps, WE HAVE MERCH 15% OFF!! And we will be coming out with different designs soon! Stay tuned. Today we get into murder, women are way cooler than men, and Sarah Paulson is a hottieeee.


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    1 hr 16 min
  • EP: 16 Converting a Flat Earther, Earth IS Round, Space Doesn't Exists?? (Feat. Flat Earth Dave)

    Hey, sleepy weeps! Tonight we got a bit heated with our guest, however, we very much appreciated him *forced smile*. Is Earth flat?? Does the Universe even exists?? What are stars, bro?? If you guys are not interested in the interview (you should be beetches) you guys can skip ahead (30 mins or so) and we get to the funny stuff! We love you all, thanks for tuning in. Write in!!!!!!!

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    1 hr 37 min
  • EP: 15 Cecil Hotel, Black History Month, Bald Vaginas Make Me Uncomfortable

    Hello, sleepy weepy babies! Join us tonight while we talk about crazy white people, Cecil Hotel speculations, insane TikTok murderer, and bare vaginas!

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    Don't forget to share, follow, rate, review, and subscribe. We love youuu!!

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    47 min
  • EP: 14 Jogo Levitt/Acronyms, Cancel Culture, Fuck You Stevie Wonder

    Do you think Joseph Gordon-Levitt has big dick energy?? Zulma does. Today we talk about how our first Instagram Live went, with a fellow podcaster and friend Rocky Powell (Wild Nights With Rocky Powell). We talk about Justin being a bottom, we play a couples game, and we talk about Tom Cruise and hollywood people being weird assholes! Enjoy!

    Send in what famous person you would have your S/O have sex with!!


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    1 hr 2 min
  • EP: 13 Valentines Day Pedo Talk, What Our Genitalia Looks Like, Super Drunk Zulma

    Hey guys, sorry we didn't make an episode last week but this one is double the better. Thank you guys for all the follows and listens, it means the world to us. Today we got a little dark and talk about our creepy childhood experiences. We love you guys but WRITE THE FUCK INNNNN AND FOLLOW US ON IG: before_bedpodcast 

    Love you, tune in bitches!!

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    1 hr 28 min
  • EP: 12 Selling Feet Pics, Drug Dealing at 14, Sorry I Was In A Meeting!
    Bobby Shmurda was selling crack since like the fifth grade but did he slang spicy cheez-itz in the first grade?? No. Tune in beeches!! We love and appreciate all of you :)) Here is our linktree, please follow us on Instagram! @before_bedpodcast and dm us Give us a review and rating on iTunes https://linktr.ee/Beforebedpodcast You can email us at [email protected]
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    1 hr 15 min
  • EP: 11 Sleepy Bonus Episode, Can't Stop Cussing, Childhood Memories, Singing to Nirvana As a Seven Year Old

    Hello folks! We felt generous, so here is a lil bonus episode. We kept it short, sweet, and sleepy. Enjoy the cliff hanger ;) LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!


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    32 min

About Before Bed Podcast

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Welcome to the Before Bed Podcast! Meet your hosts, Justin Pinky Morris, a crazy small time comedian and Zulma Morales his just as crazy fiancé. We are a wild, no limits, free range podcast. We might talk about trippy lucid dreams, inbred kings, crazy tinder hookups, or just some wild fuck shit. We drop every Saturday and you get some bonus episodes during the week, as well. Tune in!