We go back and reminisce about the glory that was 90's sitcoms! 

We also cover sick family members, Prince and his epic skills (see links below), Covid protests, stupid n lame woke comedy (which is as stupid and lame as people protesting), LSD, Acid, Molly and the fascinating experiences they gave us.

Kels talks about those time's where you're forced to buck up your low mood and put your depressed state on the shelf for the sake of an important occasion. Dylan talks stress, and the sadder truth behind the cause of his hard week. This Ep was recorded during Cyclone Dovi, so the audio has a bit of pitter-patter from the rain on the Studio's tin roof, sorry! Check out the mini Prince doc here:

https://youtu.be/7NN3gsSf-Ys

Prince, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne (ELO) and Dani Harrison shredding George Harrisons "While my guitar slowly weeps" @ The Rock And Roll Hall of Fame. Small correction to Pod, Dylan said Eric Clapton, but he was trippin', it was Tom Petty!

https://youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y

This week we have a very special guest join us in Morgan Hunter-Bell!  Morgan is a multi-time award-winning comedian - his most recent being the 2021 Golden Gag award for best joke.

This extra-long, shit-talking Episode features us consuming alcoholic drinks, cookies and home-made pizza, as well as more pie talk, and TV shows we'd want to live in. We also put the classic phrase "Everybody has a price" to the test.

Enjoy!

It's a new year and the boy's are back!  We talk about how far we'd go to please a lady, reveal where to find the best spring rolls in Palmy, and discuss a few masturbation techniques. We also talk about our future plans to find Palmy's best pie!

NB - Sorry its a noisy episode, some fanny-flap decided to do the gardening minutes after we started recording! Staying loyal to our "one take, no editing" approach though we soldiered through.  

This podcast is growing! With that growth comes building our social and online presence. We now have a Facebook page, so feel free to give it a like and follow - https://www.facebook.com/BeforeYouJump/ 

We'd also love to hear any feedback you have. Unless its a complaint - feel free to send it through, but expect to hear our reply on the next episode!

Recorded LIVE from Kels' Shed! This week we changed our surroundings for a different smell and a different view.  We talk Christmas, family traditions, food and Dylan's insane work-load. 

We also mention Helen Hunt, Laura Dern and a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex! Plus, after rummaging through Kel's Shed we strike gold! Unearthing whom we've now dubbed as this Podcast's mascot - standing at a hard 6 inches and always evenly tanned, give it up for Hollywood Hulk Hogan! (In figurine form).

It's an action-packed Episode, we hope you enjoy!

This Ep marks our first recording outside of the studio, as we record Live from the Globe Theatre before a stand-up comedy gig! We check in on the week that was, talk stand-up comedy and how we stumbled into this crazy world, plus the elusive Morgan makes a brief impromptu appearance. 

Also as an added bonus Dylan puts up a clip of new comedy material from the gig that night!

Dylan comes clean and admits his crime, as well as talking his love for surf and turf.  Kels talks about growing up in South Auckland as a Halfcast, and how he's carving out new paths to walk.

Plus WAY too much food talk...way too much.

Okay folks, we're starting to get the hang of this! Ep3 baby! Perhaps slowly ditching our status as Podcast noobs? Time will tell. This Ep is a little confronting at times, as we dive deep and dark into our personal struggles with depression, anxiety and our daily battle with mental health. We discuss putting up a facade for the greater good, cum glitter, and look at different ways we can walk new paths to happiness.

After being humbled by the amazing response received from Ep1, these two Podcast noobs are at it again! We discuss what we'd watch if we were on a deserted island for a year or 10, talk the genius of Seinfeld and Soprano's, check in on how we feel and talk a little wrestling!

With zero pre-planning and being podcast noobs, we originally thought this recording was a test run. But being the transparent dude's that we are, we posted it as Ep1 anyway! So, for our first episode, we talk about our friend's sexual antics, how this podcast came about, Dylan's Shed/Studio, Kel's struggles with mental health, Dylan's lack of communication with his wife, and a suicidal Batman. No pre-planning. No editing. Raw. Done in one take.