HO! HO! HO! It's damn near Christmas fool. In this episode we explain why The Eagles singer is a very naughty boy. Also the eternal question of man vs woman vs steroids, who wins? The fans. That's who. 

We're back folks. Jordyn reviews R. Kelly's new epic song, and we discuss LGBTQ sex ed in Chicago private schools. 

BING CHIILING EVERYONE!!! Welcome to our Chinese sponsored, Taiwan-free, Christmas extravaganza! Also Chris and Lucy are here. 

Well, we're all gunna die guys. Just thought you should know. Also in this cast we talk shit about a Marilyn Manson lookalike. 

Jordyn has to catch me up on everything I missed last podcast so she tells me the tale of Don Dsway. Thanks to Chris and Dsway for filling in. Back to business as usual though, pedophiles, eating your own poop, and some good ass takes on politics. 

Happy Holidays folks, Kris had to miss this one, but we got two big black men to replace him. Jordyn, Chris (black), and Dsway sit down and have a deep discussion about eating ass, precum, and feet.

We're back guys, after a couple more Krispen Wahs Shannon tells us some more fun stories about hanging out with perverts. We talk about bad ass car racing simulators and lots more, check it out. 

Kris and Jordyn are joined by a very special guest this episode. Shannon Spears, owner of the famous TgirlNightclub in Chicago. Shannon tells us some tales about her time running adult parties, including the first time she met Jordyn. Too much fun for one hour, make sure to check out part 2 this Wednesday. 

Beetlejuice, Ladybugs, Rodney Dangerfield, Howard Stern and the downfall of swinging. We get into a lot this episode.  As the smoke clears from the election, Jordyn and I discuss the pros and cons of having a Frankenstein's monster legislating for the country. The Senator from Pennsylvania demands we build him a new wife.

I almost died in a tragic carbon monoxide "accident" and had a little trouble getting the podcast uploaded. I think we talk about Sen. Fetterman and gorillas or something idk, im guna go lay down.