Unfortunately, we've collectively said "I'm In Hell" so many times with this show that those words have lost all meaning. We see the final bit of Obito's backstory, and then inexplicably get dumped into Akatsuki Formation Era as Yahiko and Konan flirt a little and meet an unhinged Uchiha.

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We're back with another full-cast show, as Dom returns (wow, airhorns, kids cheer) - and just in time for Naruto to get good actually! We finally witness the shocking reveal that Tobi is Obito, Obito simped Rin, Rin simped Kakashi, and now the Worst Uchihas You Know are together again.

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TW: TikTok trends, probably the worst teeth stuff you can imagine, more Bigfoot facts, our friend Thomas, simulation glitches, problematic assumptions about Australians, Mr Beast, Jackass, and Absolutely No Naruto.

Better to just enjoy this one honestly, life's too short my friends, value every podcast.

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Last recording got snatched by the government because they couldn't let our truth be heard. Unfortunately it was very important that we talk about Itachi's final appearance in the show so we had to record again and Dom is out of town so we mostly didn't talk about the Uchiha stuff and did mostly talk about cryptids.

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Things heat up in the battle between the Kage and Madara, and the only way out is to call him ugly probably. Kabuto faces off with the Uchiha Brothers and becomes a dragon... or is that a fursuit? At this point, who knows.

Sasuke is back, and we get some questionable new lore about the Jinchuriki and the Sage of Six Paths. Could Naruto, perhaps, be the chosen one?

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Naruto meets a giant ape named Son Goku (no relation) with an asshole mouth (no comment). Sasuke finally returns, and his new eyes see the darkness so good dude. He's so cool.

It's definitely Madara this time probably, and we talk about it a lot, and we feel like we know him a lot more and our opinions all change for sure. BUT IF THAT'S MADARA THEN WHO'S UNDER THE MASK???????????? 

If we say anything weird this week it's part of our Justin Roiland impression. 

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This covers episodes 320-323 of Naruto: Shippuden, wubba lubba dub dubbed.

In today's episode, we revisit Orochimaru's Lair for some impressions (you're welcome), wonder if Madara misses being a little silly, and give you some tips on how to commit car crimes. Real villain hours, you know how it is. Life's weird and made weirder by the fact that we still have to watch Naruto filler. 

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This covers episodes 316-319 of Naruto: Shippuden, kindly dubbed. 

Rest In Peace, Yota from Naruto. We'll never forget your friendship. Our days were brighter with you in them, little buddy.