Mail in life-sized Lego sculptures of Jon and I to win 100 grapes.

When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees, sycamore.

Staring into Jon's beautiful eyes really made recording this episode a treat. Not as much of treat of course as those BIG MIKES. What I wouldn't give to try one of those bad boys.

When I was a kid, socks were all I had. I wore socks on my hands instead of gloves. Sewed socks together to make pants and shirts. Ate cereal out of sock using a smaller sock as a spoon. Heck, my parents were socks! Enjoy the episode you wacky kids.

Welcome back, class. As homework for this episode, listen to Ska for 6+ hours, and eat a phone.

This time, we don't just learn about weapons and tasty soup. We learn about ourselves. Please join on us our incredible journey.

In this episode, we hit you with some hot, hot mushroom/audiobook info. What do you think of the format so far?

A brand new podcast just for you! Sam and Jon get drunk while they talk all about boxing and lemmings. What qualifies them to talk about these things? Are they experts, or did they just read through Wikipedia pages for a couple of hours? Only time will tell.