Dylan Alcott takes over the show for the week. He takes aim at the Commonwealth Games closing ceremony, hears about your lame parties, your dud yarns from the weekend, and has a chat with Coachella superstar Alison Wonderland.

1. Spooky Friday the 13th! 2. Second chance talkback - ssnake sstories and bird chat 3. Ben dobs in a tosser 4. Second chance talkback - do you have no idea how to do your job? 5. Toys R Us rave arrests 6. Second chance talkback - obscure celebrity connections, what have you ruined with a sticker, and am I blocked on the textline? 7. Motez helps Liam avoid another scam 8. Like A Version with Tove Styrke!

1. Bone of Contention/Liam's foul mouth 2. Listeners react to Liam's foul mouth 3. The triple j boss calls in 4. Future of mobile gaming with Rad Yeo from GG: Spawn Point 5. Liam leaves the studio 6. Science effected by poor quality audio 7. Amy Shark talks new album, Splendour in the Grass and (Amy) Shark Tank 8. Liam's punishment.

1. Cooked history on Woodstock Festival 2. What did you overhear at a festival? 3. Where are you listening to the Splendour lineup? 4. We reveal the Splendour in the Grass lineup and speak to Lorde!

1. Australia's smartest tradie 2. Weeing on Liam's thongs 3. Liam's mum busts Ben's mum 4. Windy drugs 5. Should we eat an 11 year old cheeseburger? 6. Real life Star Wars 7. Serious injury from a stupid reason.

We kick the week off with the question "What kept you up at night?" We also get a Wrestlemania 34 preview with triple j super-fan Bridget Hustwaite, talk about holding live electrical wires and buy your memorabilia!

Another toast crime is committed by 'Breadxcalibur', Perth good bois Crooked Colours cover a 2003 pearler for Like A Version, and we hear about your crazy frog memories.

Listeners dob in authority figures who they caught having a bit of bloody fun (including two Prime Ministers!). We give away another hot triple j frisbees in Australia's favourite game, talk about the ripeness of produce, and Liam starts his epic rewatch of 'Round the Twist'.

Australia's favourite comedy duo, Lano and Woodley, chat to Australia's least favourite comedy duo, Ben and Liam. We hear about the most expensive thing you had in your house growing up, and we do one of the biggest radio giveaways in history - FRIS-A or FRIS-B!

We're back after a long weekend and you're just as excited as we are. We hear your Easter dud yarns/April Fools pranks, talk about Chinese satellites and discover your run-ins with aliens.