Don Joyride comes in and drops a powerful Like A Version. We hear the stories behind your phone backgrounds, and Liam nearly breaks the textline when awarding this week's Meat Tray!

Shannon from North Avoca slurps cold baked beans! We recruit listeners and their weird skills for our expedition to Mars! Stella Donnelly checks in from SXSW in Texas! And we reveal the lineup for this year's GOOD AZ FRIDAY!

Ben and Liam get in your earholes, ASMR style. Liam finally gets an endorsement to become a Justice of the Peace, and What So Not tells us how he collaborated with the greatest band in existence...motherflippin' Toto!

The nation shares the sounds that get them going and there's some weirdly specific ones in there. Liam gets cut off by the news theme, Ben breaks his bed, and listeners pitch hot new online accounts for Alex 'Sesh Gremlin' Dyson to get behind.

Our boss is away and half the country had a long weekend, so the effin' cats are gonna play! We have a screaming contest on air, find out where you've been caught nude, and Liam gets left in the lurch. Also, 17 year old trans activist Jazz Jennings talks about being born as the wrong gender and having her own reality TV show.

Listeners keep hearing jean references in triple j songs. We find out about Woody Harrelson's shady past. Ethereal singer/producer/songwriter/Instagram queen Woodes drops by for Like A Version, and Mel from Katoomba tells us how she discovered Jesus in her brain scans!

Guest hosts Sally and Erica talk to Georgia from Broods about her new solo album 'The Venus Project'. Interviewing queen Leigh Sales shares hosting tips with the Brekky first-timers, plus you share the inappropriate places you've been hit on!

Liam sneezes when he eats crumpets, so you share your sneezing schedules. We also meet the woman in charge of locking down Star Wars spoilers online. And the nation gets shook when we ask "Do you share towels?"

We hear about the Insta accounts that you give a guilty follow. The Unearthed Tune Caddy recommends another future classic. Liam tries to bribe an MP on the air and Smith Street Ban's Wil Wagner talks about going bush (and panic attacks on German TV).

It feels like a Monday, so we get some dud yarns to kick off your morning. We also hear about what you threw at your assistant coach, and Ben's poppy cries over an onion booty.