The Bengals win one against Jacksonville, yay! Then they poop their underwear against Baltimore, boo! Wass does math. Hoover has a car. Ned gets lost. 

The Bengals lose two more games to being the Joe Burrow era 0-3. This week's episode is Bengaholics Lite, short and sweet so you can get back to work for your corporate overlords.

We're back!

The Bengaholics take the studio outside to record before the week 2 game. While the Bengals lost in week 1 to the Chargers, new rookie QB Joe Burrow was impressive late in the game. This week, Luigi learns about shoes. Rufus sleeps in a trolley car. BA is SMOKIN' (meats on the BBQ).

The Superbowl is over and Free Agency is soon. Texas Tufus requests a gong shot. AliveNate likes to watch. The Bengaholics receive an email from a new friend. 

The Chefs and Neiners are set to play in the Superbowl. Tufus likes Chase Young. Peterman pretends to like tuna noodle casserole. AliveNate regrets answering the phone. 

The Bengals win by losing to Miami and thus securing the #1 overall draft pick. And then they win by winning against Cleveland. Ruf takes a deer to the wishing well. Luigi makes a cool pot of chili. Wass has a respectable house.

The Bengals lose twice and are an impressive 1-13 on the season. Wass, Rufus, and Luigi stay up late to get a glimpse of Hoover Claws as he brings his gifts for all the good little Bengaholics. 

The Bengals play two games and get one win. It was the first victory of the season. Wass gets a couch. Luigi and Rufus get a jacket. Everyone is excited for Hoover Claws to visit soon. 

The Bengals lose and Epstein didn't kill himself. This week, the Bengaholics try something new and record while watching the game. Does it work? Does the podcast need express written consent? Does Bad Andy have da sugah? Only time will tell. 

The Bengals keep the dream alive and lose again. Uncle Buck-fus visits Texas. Luigi likes dawgs. Wass wants his free pizza, Squatch.