This episode is about a massage parlor founded by amputees. 

The theme of this episode is: my titties. 

The episode title is in reference to a show starring Arnold Schwarzenegger just saying "Hey!" 

That, ladies and gentleman, is a reference to an old person calling life alert for things other than danger. 

This episode features discussions about whether we could identify our penis out of a criminal lineup, which artistic style we'd choose to have our penises portrayed if they were having a portrait done, we talk about funny animal names, naked people on the beach, and much more.

In this episode we were talking about glory holes and I compared it to sticking your dick in a tree not knowing if wild animals lived in there, and Matt said something about a glory hole at the zoo. 

In this episode we discuss why old people can't stop eating seeds and getting incontinence problems. 

We're back after a 4-week hyena. Enjoy this episode like your grandma enjoys hard candy. 

This episode we spent a little too much time on the shaft. 

Yeah, you guessed it...