Bentham's Newsletter — Unofficial AI Narration

You--you!--can join an incredible group of people doing ridiculous amounts of good and saving hundreds of thousands of lives

Unofficial AI narration of "Beneficence As Opportunity", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 18, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/a-life-well-lived

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Fill out my reader survey, contact your senator, and volunteer for the Alex Bores campaign

Unofficial AI narration of "Three Things To Do", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 17, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/three-things-to-do

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.

Hyperpolation is why AI is both so smart and so dumb

Unofficial AI narration of "Why Can't AI Tell Jokes?", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 17, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/why-cant-ai-do-novel-science

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.

Nearly every sentence is wrong, rarely in just one way

Unofficial AI narration of "The New York Post Releases the Most Idiotic Hitpiece I Have Ever Read", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 16, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-new-york-post-releases-the-most

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.

Are those knee deep in blood any different from the rest?

Unofficial AI narration of "Review: The Dying Trade", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 15, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/review-the-dying-trade

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.

Having empathy for others doesn't require weird metaphysics!

Unofficial AI narration of "The Bizarre Twitter Empathy Meltdown", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 14, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-bizarre-twitter-empathy-meltdown

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.

Meat is the flesh of tortured innocent animals who did not want to die

Unofficial AI narration of "You Should Go Vegan to Stop Facilitating Torture of the Innocent", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 13, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/you-should-go-vegan-to-stop-facilitating

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.

Explaining, for those out of the loop, what is coming and how we know

Unofficial AI narration of "The Coming Intelligence Explosion", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 12, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-coming-intelligence-explosion

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.

Why every sentient being matters

Unofficial AI narration of "Expand Your Moral Circle", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 10, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/expand-your-moral-circle

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.

The common assumption that they should is completely wrong

Unofficial AI narration of "Religious People Shouldn't Deny AI Consciousness", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 9, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/religious-people-shouldnt-deny-ai

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.