Bentham's Newsletter — Unofficial AI Narration

Does the supreme principle of morality say that you matter 360 billion times more than foreign strangers?

Unofficial AI narration of "Dan Hendrycks' Moral Theory Is Very Implausible", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 8, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/dan-hendrycks-moral-theory-is-very

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The conditions for British farm animals are nightmarishly bad

Unofficial AI narration of "The Lives of British Animals", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 7, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-lives-of-british-animals

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Using the language of the oppressed to justify ignoring their interests

Unofficial AI narration of "Why I Find Woke Criticism of Veganism and Effective Altruism So Outrageous", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 6, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/why-i-find-woke-criticism-of-veganism

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Pack it up deontologists!

Unofficial AI narration of "The Best Argument Against Deontology Is About Suitcases", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 5, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-best-argument-against-deontology

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A letter to Gen Alpha

Unofficial AI narration of "Goodmaxxing", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog, Will MacAskill published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 4, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/goodmaxxing

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Eating someone is inconsistent with loving them properly

Unofficial AI narration of "Billie Eilish Is Obviously Right About Animals", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 2, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/billie-eilish-is-obviously-right

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A random professor's opinion isn't an expert consensus!

Unofficial AI narration of ""Experts Say," Um, No They Don't", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on May 1, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/experts-say-um-no-they-dont

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Is effective altruism for Christians?

Unofficial AI narration of "Book Review: All the Lives You Can Change", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on April 30, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/book-review-all-the-lives-you-can

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And you should tell your representatives that

Unofficial AI narration of "You Cannot Vote For Demented Ghouls Who Vote To Torture Millions of Animals", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on April 29, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/you-cannot-vote-for-demented-ghouls

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Hi everyone, in my last article I talked about the federal effort to destroy state animal welfare laws.

Unofficial AI narration of "Follow up on urgent animal welfare action", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on April 28, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/follow-up-on-urgent-animal-welfare

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