Bentham's Newsletter — Unofficial AI Narration

Not the future, not the animals, and not the dying children

Unofficial AI narration of "None of It Is Pretend", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on April 16, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/none-of-it-is-pretend

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How we know continental philosophy is largely nonsense

Unofficial AI narration of "What Continental Philosophy Defenders Cannot Explain", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on April 11, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/what-continental-philosophy-defenders

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Leaving a mark on the world

Unofficial AI narration of "If You're To Die", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on April 4, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/if-youre-to-die

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People are lying all across political Instagram all the time

Unofficial AI narration of "Social Media Is Crazier Than You Think", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on April 2, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/social-media-is-crazier-than-you

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When Louis Theroux mogged the whole manosphere

Unofficial AI narration of "The Profound Vacuousness of the Manosphere", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on March 18, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-profound-vacuousness-of-the-manosphere

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If the physics checks out, naturalism is in big trouble

Unofficial AI narration of "A New Fine-Tuning Argument That Avoids Every Objection", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on March 8, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/a-new-fine-tuning-argument-that-avoids

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Two of the smartest people I know got together to have a two and a half hour debate about the Fatima miracle. Here's what happened.

Unofficial AI narration of "A Clash of Titans: The Ethan Muse Dustin Crummett Fatima Debate", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on March 4, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/a-clash-of-titans-the-ethan-muse

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On the ridiculous smear campaign against everyone who so much as sneezed in the vicinity of Epstein

Unofficial AI narration of "The Epstein Hysteria", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on February 25, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-epstein-hysteria

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How evil are humans?

Unofficial AI narration of "The Darkness Within", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on February 12, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-darkness-within

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Sometimes we learn things

Unofficial AI narration of "In Defense of Views That No One Held In Human History Until Five Minutes Ago", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on February 6, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/in-defense-of-views-that-no-one-held

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.