Bentham's Newsletter — Unofficial AI Narration

Parodies in no particular order

Unofficial AI narration of "Proofs That P", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on November 20, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/proofs-that-p

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And in defense of "debate bros"

Unofficial AI narration of "The Bluesky Way of Arguing", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on November 17, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-bluesky-way-of-arguing

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It's bad to be unspecific

Unofficial AI narration of "Why Clarity Matters", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on November 14, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/why-clarity-matters

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Why continental philosophy isn't like linear algebra

Unofficial AI narration of "Is Continental Philosophy Unclear Because the Subject Material Is Hard?", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on November 13, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/is-continental-philosophy-unclear

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On the unseriousness of the discipline

Unofficial AI narration of "How Continental Philosophers "Argue"", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on November 11, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/how-continental-philosophers-argue

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Being opposed to giving a softball interview to a Hitler supporter isn't cancel culture

Unofficial AI narration of "The Moral Decrepitude of Tucker Carlson", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on November 6, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-moral-decrepitude-of-tucker-carlson

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Should we believe our scientific theories?

Unofficial AI narration of "The Biggest Unsolved Problem in Philosophy of Science", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on November 2, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-biggest-unsolved-problem-in-philosophy

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How does half the country believe this president to be the opposite of who he is?

Unofficial AI narration of "The Trumpian Inversion of Reality", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on October 26, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-trumpian-inversion-of-reality

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It is corrosive to the soul

Unofficial AI narration of "Social Media Is Making Us Evil", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on October 15, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/social-media-is-making-us-evil

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Ask around!

Unofficial AI narration of "Some People You Know Have Experienced an Apparent Miracle", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on September 25, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/some-people-you-know-have-experienced

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.