Bentham's Newsletter — Unofficial AI Narration

The shockingly terrible arguments of the AI naysayers

Unofficial AI narration of ""The AI Con" Con", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on February 2, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-ai-con-con

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Plus a personal update

Unofficial AI narration of "Fifty of the most interesting things I've learned", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 28, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/fifty-of-the-most-interesting-things

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But it is

Unofficial AI narration of "I Don't Think The Administration's Default Policy Should Be Lying About You Being A Terrorist After They Kill You", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 26, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/i-dont-think-the-administrations

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How to turn politics into all out war

Unofficial AI narration of "You Should Not Treat Your Political Opponents as a Homogenous Group Made up of Their Least Defensible Members", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 22, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/you-should-not-treat-your-political

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When I was cancelled for antisemitism and transphobia and was Tweeted about by Vivek Ramaswamy

Unofficial AI narration of "My Competitive Debate Cancellation Story", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 12, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/my-competitive-debate-cancellation

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For totally cynical political reasons

Unofficial AI narration of "The Trump Administration Is Brazenly Lying About A Woman Shot to Death", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on January 9, 2026.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-trump-administration-is-brazenly

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How you can prevent animals from spending millions of years in a cage and save hundreds of lives without any personal sacrifice

Unofficial AI narration of "The Best Thing You Can Do", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on December 14, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/a-life-that-cannot-be-a-failure

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Graduating college and turning 22

Unofficial AI narration of "Personal Updates", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on December 5, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/personal-updates

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Responding to professor Ellie Anderson's reply to me on continental philosophy

Unofficial AI narration of "Liking Clear Writing Isn't A Fetish, Actually!", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on November 27, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/liking-clear-writing-isnt-a-fetish

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This is important!

Unofficial AI narration of "URGENT: Easy Opportunity to Help Many Animals", a free public post by Bentham's Bulldog published in Bentham's Newsletter on November 21, 2025.

Read the original: https://benthams.substack.com/p/urgent-easy-opportunity-to-help-many

This is an unofficial, AI-generated audio adaptation produced automatically by a reader for personal listening convenience. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or produced by Bentham's Bulldog or Bentham's Newsletter, and the narration voice is synthetic—not the author's voice. Only free public posts are adapted; paid-subscriber posts are never included. Meaningful charts and images may be described aloud between chimes. Original writing belongs to Bentham's Bulldog; please read and subscribe at benthams.substack.com.