Berri's Couch

To begin our walk through Sherwood forest we start at the beginning with the movie that codified our modern perception of Robin Hood. The swashbuckling rogue portrayed by Errol Flynn and by extension the stories that begat the movie.

*Bee starting wistfully out the window* This is my Eragon, my Artemis Fowl, my Last Airbender by Shyamalan* Look this isn't the worst Tekken movie ever but if the best one can describe it as, as predictable, ugly and at best an unfun 4kids adaptation of a video game should we settle? Hear us out and listen to the rage as we enter the final round of this month with Tekken: Bloodlines.

Bee: #NotmyTekken

Get ready. Fight! *cheesy 90's techno starts* In an event that was foretold by the bullshit tacked on prophecy we are looking at the Mortal Kombat movies (only the first ones because Annihilation is well.... terrible) both of their might will be tested. Will one have a flawless victory? Or will they both suffer fatalities?

We now wash our mouths of the disgusting toothpaste and orange juice feeling of Assassin's Creed and our palate cleanser is the 2001 hit(?) Lara Croft. Surprise it's fun, campy goodness that should be appreciated by everyone.

Please beware of Bee yelling and she refuses to change this title. Now we try and discuss the multitude of bad decision making that lead to the 2016 Assassin's Creed movie, and whether or not it succeeds as an adaptation.

We finally end the month of opinions and takes by taking on the behemoth in a CGI riddled fight that you can barely see. Did we say we were going to talk about gay stuff. Yes. Did we? Nope. If you're desperate we do have other episodes about that explicitly but for now other things about movies.

Television gets its turn in our now technically serialised content about our takes on media. There is no construction here, we aren't tradies and all criticism is just that.

These are things we feel can be skipped in the playlist of music these days. Some are kinder than others, Bee awoke and chose violence prior to this recording and she will not be stopped.

We've been doing this long enough that it's time to empty our tanks of opinions. We dive into literature from both an audience and creator perspective and what we feel needs to be said about reading.

At the end of the day musical movies are at best vastly different from the stage show that they are based on. So through many reasons we visit some stage musicals that don't have movies and why we hope they NEVER get one. Before eventually trailing off to chase why musical movies are still being done when a cheaper more profitable option is available.