Best Exes

It's finally (almost!) time to leave cursed 2020 behind us! Celebrate the coming of a new year with your favorite best exes, even though Gabe got confused and mixed up some dates. This week's episode also brings you round two of Convincing People of Conspiracies with Colton! Will Earth explode? Were Adam and Even martians?! Listen to find out (sort of)!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Best Exes! Witness the beautiful love story of Samantha Deleyeloo (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Jorcab Chaypin (Ryan Gosling from the movie La La Land). Supported by a star-studded cast of your holiday favorites, these two star-crossed lovers are here to show you that the magic of Christmas is alive and well, and so is problematic representation brought to you by the writers contracted by Netflix.

Happy Pandemic Holidays! Join us this week as we take a walk down memory lane to share with each other "The Women Who Made Us Gay".  Mid episode drink breaks, Denzel answering phones, and Phoebe Buffay as well as your personal Celine Dion waiting for you at the end of the episode!

Welcome back to the writers' room! Colton and Gabe get back to work on their upcoming (intentionally awful-good) Christmas script. Also: A surprise impromptu performance of Colton's new scientology Christmas carol!

Another episode, another new segment! Colton and Gabe go back in time to answer real questions from real women from the 1950s, a glorious age when things weren't bad for women, queers, or people of color at all! Give it a listen, then rate the podcast 1 star like the men Colton doesn't want to date!

This week, Colton and Gabe catch up on some very important discussion points from the past before welcoming the return of a new favorite segment—ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary fam, it's time for the Great Thanksgiving Food Showdooooown!

Want some juicy details about Colton and Gabe's dating past? Tune in this week for a new segment called Why'd Y'all Break Up? Also, Biden won the election. Thank f*cking god.

Do you love a good conspiracy? So do these homosexuals! Join the Best Exes this week as they dive into the supernatural as they discuss conspiracies in a brand new segment! They also go on about where their next tattoos should be, video games, and dating!

Have you ever wanted to be a part of writing a Christmas movie? Well we have an episode for you! Join your favorite Exes as they have their own Writer's Room for their new Netflix Original Movie! Also: Diane Keaton table slamming, ASMR mic adjustments, and the most beautiful rendition of a classic Christmas song.

Sexy phone banking! Halloween quizzes! Movie reviews and horror recommendations! Colton and Gabe cover it all in this effervescent autumn episode.