Patch and Stooch have gone their seperate ways, but realise very quickly that they need to earn some money, so both decide to enter intergalactic dog show Tufts to try and win the 100 monio prize... Tragic, isn't it?

The Cast:

Patch - Himself, Slyshus P. Scumb, Mickey.

Stooch - Himself, Donk, Lord Litritus, John Travolta, Maal Enthusias.

Pauly - Manny, Schteve.

Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.

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All music included in this episode by www.purple-planet.com

The boys are back in town! Well, not your town, somewhere in the Xukini galaxy, but so what? At least someone's recording them eh?

C4 has inherited 90 million monios, but he meets with an old adversary that can turn his fortune into an even more disgusting amount. Meanwhile, Patch and Stooch fall out over a furniture polish issue and Manny nets himself a snazzy new outfit. Oh, and a couple of people have changed their names...

The Cast:

Patch - Himself, Bossky/Chospy.

Stooch - Himself, C4/Donk.

Pauly - Manny.

Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.

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Season 6 of Best in Galaxy is almost upon us BUT there's been a delay, so to compensate you, we're giving you yet ANOTHER free chapter from our first novel/audiobook Best in Galaxy Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars!

Don't worry, it'll be with you soon, BIG-Wigs!

In this chapter, Stooch finds out that he's not the only one from Vondiv'd that's ended up on Earth... another familiar face has turned up, and it's NOT Patch...

You can buy the novel or audiobook by clicking HERE.

Enjoy... and we'll return with SEASON 6 next week!

Season 6 of Best in Galaxy is almost upon us! So to celebrate, we're giving you ANOTHER free chapter from our first novel/audiobook Best in Galaxy Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars!

In this chapter, Stooch is reincarnated to planet Earth as a human with FOUR fingers. Urgh. He's got his past-life memory in tact and his number one priority: find Patch!

You can buy the novel or audiobook by clicking HERE.

Enjoy... and we'll return with SEASON 6 next week!

If you sign up to the PP3 Publishing mailing list HERE then you'll also get an exclusive eBook of the first 3 chapters to wet your whistle!

It's available on Kindle with pretty, zoomable full-colour pictures, paperback with pretty black and white pictures (not zoomable) and of course - audiobook!

What a day, eh?

Thanks to Purple Planet for the music and Laurence Owen of course for the B.I.G. theme tune. 

Plus, the cast:

Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Stooch, Span Drezills, Colonel Buttocks, Lord Litritus, Maal Enthusiaz

Patch - Chospy, Patch, Uncle Deris, T.C.

Becky - Lacy Cutlets, Bex

Pauly - Ol' Joe, General Beers

To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars (coming December 8th!), we've been recording some character profile minisodes, live from the Rinse McGoo. 

Next up, it's Colonel Buutox (formerly Simpkins/Jimmy P Tarkin), third in command at the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base. 

The Cast:

Patch - Himself

Stooch - Colonel Buutox

Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.

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To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you the first few chapters of our EPIC audiobook!

Now, the bad news is that this is going to be the last free chapter we're previewing, but the good news is that we'll be launching LOADS of promo clips and a few more character profiles to boot up until the launch of the book and audiobook on December 8th..

Anyway, enjoy Chapter 5 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff and the chance to get an official invite to the book launch party in December!

* this isn't the final version of the chapter.. there are gonna be loads more funky sound effects and other bits!

The Cast:

Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself.

Patch - Himself

Becky - Lacy Cutlets

Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. 

To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars (coming December 8th!), we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast!

Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY for the next 2 weeks!!

Next up, it's TC Nitrites (formerly TK 127 and TJ), the boss's son. Find out what he's up to in the new book and why he has a tiny, tiny head. 

The Cast:

Patch - Himself, TC

Stooch - Himself

Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.

Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at bestingalaxy.com fro up to the minute news on the release of the most nutty novel and audiobook of the year!

To celebrate the launch of our first novel and Audiobook later this year - Best in Galaxy - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars, we're giving you the first few chapters of our EPIC audiobook!

Not only that, but every Sunday, you'll be getting a minisode in the form of a character profile from the book!

Anyway, enjoy Chapter 4 and don't forget to check out our brand-new revamped website www.bestingalaxy.com and sign up to our mailing list for loads of cool news and even some free stuff and the chance to get an official invite to the book launch party in December!

* this isn't the final version of the chapter.. there are gonna be loads more funky sound effects and other bits!

The Cast:

Stooch - The Mysterious Stranger, Himself.

Patch - Himself

Becky - Lacy Cutlets

Sound edit and mix by Mark Restuccia. 

To celebrate the launch of the first in a trilogy of Best in Galaxy novels and audiobooks - Episode 1 - Sons of the Stars (coming December 8th!), we're uploading character profile minisodes each Sunday from now up until the release of the beast!

Not only that, but you'll be getting an EXCLUSIVE chapter of the audiobook EVERY WEDNESDAY for the next 2 weeks!!

Next up, it's Lord Litritus, the Grand Fromage of the Galaxy Killer Galaxy Base, with the vision to build a base the size of an actual galaxy to stop litterbugs and the like. Find out what this 'top chap' has to say!

The Cast:

Patch - Himself

Stooch - Himself, Lord Litritus

Sound design, edit by Mark Restuccia.

Don't forget to sign up to our mailing list at bestingalaxy.com fro up to the minute news on the release of the most nutty novel and audiobook of the year!