On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:

Travelers Fake Designer Merchandise 

Grocery Delivery With Calls 

Classic Crotchety - Beeper In the Butt

Morons in the news

Progresso Soup Hard Candy 

Fired For Twerking While Working 

Worst Relative Ever 

Home Alone - Plaza Hotel - Ice Cream Room Service 

Better Sex Man Who Cries 

Grip Strength Good Sex 

Baby Names Weapons-Oriented 

MJ LIVE FROM THE ROAD

Gen Zs Don't Know How To Change A Lightbulb

5 Hour Person 

Lawyer Arrested In Buffet Line 

You Don't Always Look Your Best At Work 

2 Bay Area Stories - GPS Tracker Creep & DUI .523 BAL 

ADHD - Reduced Life Expectancy 

Tattoo On A 9-Year-Old 

Woman's Sister wants her to change her dog's name 

Worst Dog Breed For Families 

Fester Trying To Buy Movie Tickets 

Man Vandalizes Psychic Shop