On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Internet's Worst Baby Names 

Ordering Online - Do You Pay For Shipping Insurance 

Morons in the news

MJ Was Once Banned From AMC Theatres 

Who Would Win? Fast Food Mascots in A Cage Match 

Wrapping Key Fobs 

MJ's dilemma on a plane 

Fired for something spectacular 

Will MJ go to jail for this?

Classic Crotchety - Jungle Land

Server picked up glass by rim 

Fester's friend's baby name 

Woman beg men not to wear these 

Be careful with lithium ion batteries 

Scammers In Store Parking Lots With Credit Card Readers 

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Dentist Driving With Laughing Gas 

Arrested In A Dalmation Onesie 

9 Things You Should Keep To Yourself 

Morons in the news

Refrigerator On The Howard Frankland 

Shoppers, What Is The Most Returned color

MJ Can't Do This Giveaway Today

10 Things Restaurant employees know that customers don't

Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks 

Do You Put Your Dogs Poop In Neighbor's Trash 

Dear Flabby: Did a neighbor go to far?

Are these parents irresponsible? They left a baby in the hotel room while they went to the bar

Cheeseburger Incident At MJ's Hous 

Ways People Are Trying To Save Mon 

Tattoo on a 9-year-old

Charged For Bumper Sticker 

Classic Crotchety - Stuck in the frozen food section

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On today's Best of The MJ Morning Show:

Surcharge for credit cards

1 in 3 are embarrassed by their car

Morons in the news

Chloe's dent, how many UHauls get stolen

MJ presents Hadley's Factual Facts

Cheating husband caught by accident

Scam costs restaraunts thousands

How to ruin your wedding day with one sentence

Better sex man who cries

Scary loan co-signer stories

Throning - Dating up

Michelle's crazy landing experience at TPA

Experts say not to give this snack to kids

What are women attracted to in men

Bomb threat hotspot name on plane

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Most commonly stolen items from hotels

Creep-O-Meter - Age difference in dating

Morons in the news

Fester's run-in with FHP

Flying superstitions

$50 painting actually a Van Gogh

Sticker schmucks

64% say they've had nightmares about work

Tampa Bay gone crazy

Yelling at cops is protected speech

When do you worry about your phone's power?

Car dealer carjacks a customer

Horrible supermarket shoppers

MJ hates this style of food

Local tow truck driver steals car

Why should you do this to new clothes?

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When cops (of FBI) Raid a house, who pays for the damages?

What was found in the mystery safe?

Morons in The News

What do Employees Steal From Work

Ridiculous Baby Names

Dear Flabby - Listener Has Overly Generous Co-Worker

The First Date Brick

Sade Arrested, MJ Called the Courthouse

Woman Sues Cruise Line After 14 Tequila Shots

Classic Crotchedy - The Carpet Store

Men's/Women's Names That Are Turn-Offs

Travelers Fake Designer Merchandise

Celebrities Who've Gone Broke

Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear

Who Falls In Love First, Men or Women?

U of Tampa Student Drinking Game in Class

Why Should You Do This With New Clothes

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show

People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words

Love Rat Investigator

Pooping Is Good For Your Brain

Morons in the news

Steaks From A Parking Lot

Dietitians Say Stop Eating These Foods

Hotel Fee For Stained Towels And Sheets

28 Miracles at 35,000 Feet

2 Bay Area Stories - GPS Tracker Creep & DUI .523 BAL

Did this mother's punishment go to far

Woman's Sister wants her to change her dog's name

Plaid Verification Notice

Sandwiches that have gone away

2 Teacher Of The Year Candidates

Fester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex First?

America's Favorite Movie

HR Wants Proof Of Father Dying

How Fester Got Free Food For A YEAR

No Inheritance For My Idiot Kids

Three Foods Banned In Other Countries

Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

MJ: Instagram comments

Bucket List - Illegal stuff to do

Morons in the news

Some people are addicted to lip balm

Needoh toys... the annoying trend

Dear Flabby: Single man looking for love

Lottery winner used license plate on car that cut him off

Tan lines are a turn-on for some

Wha's the latest social trend

Powerball winner arrested in St. Pete

Crotchety Elevator

Collecting Jellycats

Gen Z's don't know how to change a light bulb

You don't always look your best at work

5 hour person

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Be careful with lithium batteries

Crazy moving day confessions

Morons in the news

Wedding traditions that are outdated

Specialty plate situation in Florida

Don't drink water on planes

Professor sends letter about Fester's health

MJ fraud again

What do you know about redheads

Would you sail on the Titanic 2?

Traits of people who hold doors for strangers

How can you tell she's just not into you?

MJ's kleptomaniac listeners

Fester's story: The swinger at the podiatrist's office

Pineapple in eggs

Concert economics

Stuff Goodwill won't take

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Why is Fester so late?

A missle on Mars?

Morons in the news

McDonald's lawsuit

Cracker Barrel CEO resigns

$800 Million Powerball winner in Florida

MJ's latest scam e-mail and text

Dear Flabby: When you find this on a pile of mail, don't touch it

Woman on cruise scratched foot using a fork

Singer walked off stage after 3 songs

Delivery is being used more by younger generations

"Strategic wrinkles'

"Ferritin face" low levels of a mineral

Why are American's purchasing 40% less produce?

A blind man buys a car...

Note left on a woman's car

A visit from a local 'toddler of the year' candidate

Mega Millions winning ticket purchased in Bradenton. Listener Matt went in for us to talk to employees.

Tony Romo OWI bodycam

Sammy Hagar's message to David Lee Roth

Bootleg copy of "The Odyssey" briefly appeared on X

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

NFL chatter

Morons in the news

RV and a flame thrower

Request for 'Big Brother' updates from Fester

Earthquake in Japan

Drunk news radio reporter

Fester's Hadley's problem at camp

MJ IG video of mail truck

Road rage

How long do you sit behind someone in traffic before the 'courtesy honk'?

MJ's lizard incident

NBC report on California guy adrift for a month.. what did he say?

Fester's SpaceX stock

Woody's Car Wash sold to private equity

Professor used trick to find which students used A.I. on test

List: Dirtiest stuff in your house

License plate: "Set For Life"

Powerball is at $800 million

Another band hit by 'blue dot fever'

Fester tries out the new couch

Restaurant server spots mole on customer, leaves note to see a doctor

Secret Service agent arrested in college hazing incident

MJ Morning Show nominated for Tampa's Best

Shark Lady holds record for most shark tattoos

DNA test showed woman's grandfather is Charles Manson

Savannah Guthrie's latest plea

Tony Romo was reportedly uncooperative with law enforcement during his OWI arrest

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