After 1 whole day off, MJ is back live today!

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Lights seen in Tampa sky

Department of Homeland Security employee/gold-digger/security theat?

Morons in the news

Cameras hidden by employee at TV station

Show MJ doesn't want to watch

Violinist has violin knocked from her hands by conductor

Talk like Shakespeare day

BTS at Raymond James Stadium

MJ's Topeka trip and less than 1 hour from ATL to TPA

Post Malone/Jelly Roll concert not selling tickets

Substitute teacher calls herself a 'million-dollar prostitute'

Lights in the sky... Video on MJ's Instagram

Bailey's licking story

Mustang driver arrested, turned in by Atlanta Braves

Robert Davi visits the MJ studio

Angry ex-girlfriend

Scientology challenge

Red Lobster endless shrimp

Papa John's is angering people with tipping reminder on box

Kylie Jenner & her bags

United Airlines hiking prices because of fuel costs

Condom prices expected to go up because of costs

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On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show:

People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words 

Chloe And Michelle Try To Get MJ Killed

How Fester Got Free Food For A Year 

Morons in the news

Tampa Bay Gone Crazy

Which Generation Is Dumber Than The One Before?

What Is Micro Cheating?

1 In 3 People Are Embarrassed About Their Car

Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear

Better Sex Man Who Cries

9 Signs You're A Difficult Person To Get Along With

Babysitter Of The Month - Blackout Drunk

Worst Relative Ever

Man Vandalizes Psychic Shop

MJ Instagram Comments

Warning There's A Website That Shows Unprotected Cameras

Three Foods Banned In Other Countries

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Tampa Bay Lightning chatter

Fester's tech prowess

Search for the Mustang that caused the fatal crash 

Morons in the news

Arrest made in the fatal crash

Michelle in New Jersey

FHP Trooper on the arrest of the driver of the Mustang

JD - The Titanic Guy

Michelle's flight

4/20 specials... not so special for Fester

Viral provocateurs

Women who leave purses in shopping cart and wandering

Squishy Needoh toys

Drunk school bus driver gets light sentence

Listener in Topeka, Kansas

Servers pre-setting tips

Theme park stories: 2027 Disney ticket prices/Universal Orlando guest shoves employee

Red Lobster brings back fan favorite

"Hoovering"

$50 million entertainment complex announced for downtown Clearwater

Inmate accused of smuggling in fentanyl... first in one place.. then another (ew)

A woman heard voices in her head... and they were right

MJ brought in new headphones

Ice cream... Snoop Dogg... and crawfish ice cream?

Rich dog owners getting jeweled collars

Jamie Gertz, billionaire

Bezos' company launched a rocket into the wrong orbit

Artemis 2 crewmember took Earth-rise pic

Wellness check on 91-year-old grandmother finds her playing video games

Pima County Sheriff's Office posts that Nancy Guthrie was found... whoops!

Tiger Woods' rehab... 90 days

Hyundai Palisade seat folded in young child

Katy Perry accused of boob-grabbing?

Madonna's clothes stolen

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

New drug 10x more potent than fentanyl

Elon mus's plan to save jobs

Morons in the news

Titanic 2 delayed... we took calls

Fake Ronald McDonalds videos

Rage baiting

Package from a listener

"Missed connection" at Hard Rock Tampa

EDM festival at Raymond James Stadium (and other events...) - Warning to watch out for pickpockets

MJ was once pickpocketed by hookers

E-mail from listener looking for video from Skyway Bridge incident

A.I. lost dog scam

Scammer stole $34,000 worth of Legos

Spirit Airlines made it through the weekend... Brought MJ back

Bolts lost game 1

Today is 4/20... we took calls about deals

Car in self-driving mode drove through railroad gates

Ft. Meade data center

Hospital story

Meta is cutting 10% of the workforce

Reese Witherspoon - Women, you need to learn more about A.I.

California insurance fraud case sentencing

Michelle on phone - On-set accident and a crash

Fester's roommate once had weekend jail

Video provocateurs... A guy walks up to an officer with "m#th"

Hero principal who tackled gunman celebrated at prom

Skydiver at Virginia Tech

Washington state teacher mistakenly showed some topless photos to class

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Hackysack

Update: Virgin Atlantic flight attendant shoved girl at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom

Morons in the news

Listener Cindy spoke to Fester and bought a truck

Parenting influencer accidently ran over son

MJ's critique of a food photo

Gas station employee helped rescue kidnapped girl

Spirit Airlines may liquidate at any moment

Mystery - drivers are finding burns inside car

Guys are looking for a 'Pilates Girl'

Surfside collapse site has new residences that aren't selling

Michelle from NJ

Hack to cut cravings for food (Ridiculous)

Chocolate craving? Just do this.. (Equally ridiculous)

Reporter asks WNBA player about her relationship, team's media relations squashes

Pilots made cat and dog sounds on ATC at Reagan National Airport

Elderly couple's cemetery plots apparently were used by someone else/Better Call Behnken

Tiger Woods is fighting the subpoena for his medications

Call to MJ's dad

Doctor charged after removing wrong body part

Big Scary Ron

A/C unit fell through ceiling at restaurant, injuring woman

Largo man shoots at Uber driver following conversation about politics

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's night

Sharks near The Bahamas... tested for cocaine and caffeine?

Morons in the news

Looking at a Rolls Royce

Yesterday's traffic problem on I-75 PSA... Don't fall asleep while driving

Taxes, 2025

Ridiculous Oreo flavors

Text from Chloe, "Happy Favorite Child Day"

Lightning up bridges and city hall purple for BTS

MJ's latest crazy encounter on his walk

Complaints about MJ on Fester's phone

Sign seen at a McDonald's, "No refills"

Nwe details about crazy home invasion

Jilted woman... claimed her ex was carrying an explosive to a flight

Tourist in Key West attacked stripper

Lady threw bottles at kid on a bike

Amazon Fulfillment Center worker passed out, manager wouldn't allow another employee to use CPR

Life preserver from the Titanic up for auction

Woman sued Carnival over being served 14 shots of alcohol, injuring herself....

Big Scary Ron

Listener IG DM... Her flight was held at airport for someone...

A call to Michelle in NYC

Instagram critic has words for MJ over Rock & Roll Hall of Fame announcement comments

More comments about MJ's nose trimming

When is the most dangerous time in your life to gain weight?

Livenation/Ticketmaster ruled to have monopoly

Michigan gas station employee saves kidnapped girl

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Baltimore Orioles' manager hit by a foul ball

Morons in the news

Bailey's upcoming graduation

Disney stories

MJ's Instagram "retirement announcement"

Dog fight at Walmart in Palm Harbor

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductee Sade was once arrested... MJ called the courthouse

Dear Flabby - Handling a 'generous' co-worker

Jobs for psychopaths

Pay your dumpster bill or this might happen

A rental issue for Julian

MJ's dad is buying so much stuff he doesn't need

Be careful who you're rude to

Dr. Pimple Popper suffered a stroke

"Bachelorette" not being charged

Brandi Glanville did this stupid thing with food

Kanye West sued for sucker-punching someone

Credit card declined? How should you NOT handle it?

MJ filed a complaint against Michael Jordan

QB Jared Goff was not impressed with Justin Bieber at Coachella

Proposed airline merger

Most expensive U.S. states to own a car

K-Fed saying he'd help Britney Spears

Michael Jackson bio... family is white-washing out the accusations from the film

Charlie Sheen's 'Two and a Half Men' RV for sale

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Local attorney's ad 'rip your face off'

7-11 closing 600 stores

Morons in the news

Woman buys 5 vehicles in 8 days, lies about job and income

Universe will end much sooner than thought.... but not anytime soon

Tiktok challenge - Running through Scientology HQ (in Los Angeles)

Peanut butter pits

MJ ran over something on Howard Frankland Bridge

MJ Instagram... MJ's walk

Who wants to be part of MJ's entourage

DUI arrest made after she gave credit card instead of license... then a gift card....

Map: Dominant crop in each U.S. county

Map: States not to use to name your kid

Homeowner confronts man invading house

Lively vs Baldoni

Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau spotted at Coachella... he was using a 'single-use' cup

Spider invasion

Chloe is distraught after what she saw while driving

Where do women make the most social interactions? We took calls.

MJ IG post - Breaking down boxes

Chick-fil-A employee returns lost cash, nearly $10,000

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2026 inductees

Lena Dunham says Adam Driver had an angry meltdown

Joey Fatone moved back home during 'Nsync hiatus

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

IG video... guy jumping off the St. Pete Pier/dine & dash

Morons in the news

A guy ate his mother? Why?

What's the average price of a new car now?

Country concert battling with groups over sea turtle nesting location

Should Michelle get the extra insurance for her rental?

Britney has entered rehab

What's representing Taylor Swift in the Baldoni/Lively court case

MJ's image was stolen

Kimberly-Clark warehouse fire update

MJ's IG video - garlic boogers/Milton Fudgecow kickoff video

What's the average time for dinner in each state

Deputy spotted on camera scrolling through dating app during standoff

Medications that may cause 'manboobs'

Savannah Guthrie and the 'secret code'

Gas scams

Artemis II return

MJ email... why go to the moon when we have so many problems here

Court ruling on home distilling

St. Pete Subway customer angry over order

My 600 LB Life star dies

Guy got to work, 1 minute later punched out coworker

Another fire in Ontario, California

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

The quad-amputee is back in the news

Morons in the news

Michelle is headed to help Julian's girlfriend's senior production

HCSO recues woman who can't swim from pond

Michelle: MJ needs to wear darker clothes

Recaps from the week: Jeannie, the caller who had another call... The individual at the Rays' game who lost pants going after a foul

Is this phrase 'PC'?

Dear Flabby follow-up

M-Jury-would you convict the guy who held the drunk driver at gunpoint on I-275? We took calls.

Driving while high on pot test technology may be close

Guy arrested in diapers

Artemis splashdown is this evening

MJ's not going diving

Swift/Kelce wedding may be on July 3rd in NYC... What could go wrong?

Blake Lively still pushing forward with suit

Truck filled with gummies burns on highway

Woman refuses to return money that was in her paycheck

"Rhino-tranq'

Polk County Taco Bell employee held pointed gun at woman

Arsonist who burned Kimberly-Clarke warehouse could face life in prison

Gen Z anxiety bags

Michelle missed out on the witch gathering (Okay, it's not really her thing)

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