On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Don’t Drink Water On Planes

Three Foods Banned In Other Countries

Be Careful With Lithium Ion Batteries

Morons in the News

Babysitter Of The Month - Blackout Drunk

Chloe And Michelle Tried To Get MJ Killed

Bomb Threat Hotspot Name On A Plane

A.I. Slop Gifts

MJ Bank Fraud Again

Armadillo In Mandy's House

Woman Bitten By Spider

Do Food Delivery Drivers Eat Some Of The Food?

Dealing with the Amazon Delivery Driver

Grocery Delivery With Calls

MJ Romance Scammer Story

Worst Relative Ever

Crotchety Elevator

People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words

JetBlue Sued Over Blue Ice

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester has breaking news from McDonald's

Strawberry Festival opens today

Morons in the news

Guy hides from police in trash can

Don't try to light bugs on fire

Car crash while doing whippets... and then while being rescued

Universal Epic ride came to hard stop, two hurt and suing

New parenting term: Lawnmower parents

MJ had pasta argument with Julian... We took calls about the WORST pasta.

Ever wanted to disappear? We took calls.

New Britney Spears video

How often should you change out your underwear?

What happened to 'Dear Flabby'?

MJ IG video

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2026 nominees

Woman hunted down guy online...

New relationship term: Gaslighting + Ghosting

Epstein connections... Bill Gates, Stephen Hawking

Guy in trouble for feeing Buzzball to a hawk

Waymo vehicles

Facebook Marketplace deal gone wrong in Orlando

Worst HOA? HOA is considering bulletproof glass at meetings

Guthrie update

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Search for alien life

Morons in the news

Squatty Potty co-creator in big trouble

Punch the monkey

Intern Bailey's friends still plan to go to Mexico for spring break

MJ's IG... A second video from the I-75 crash scene

Mike Alstott post to clear the air

Ashley Madison website trying to shift their business model

What is 'boy kibble'

Central Florida man attacked a Chinese restuarant

Guthrie update

Why does a roll of tape make the screeching sound? Science answers the question.

Which late-night host may have fathered twins 5 years go in secret

Jeffrey Epstein files may be hidden in storage lockers across the country

Maury Povich says he won't do a Bonnie Blue show

Worst cleaning lady from Lakeland stole jewelry...lots of jewelry

MJ wants to order a lithium ion fire bag

The couch guy

Return of "Scrubs", debut of ‘The Greatest Average American’

Rosie O'Donnell's estranged adopted daughter is in more trouble

"Home Improvement" actor in MORE trouble

Taylor Sheridan's new book 'How Not To Die In Prison'

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roberto wants help from MJ, Fester isn't happy

Morons in the news

Guy spiked his girlfriend's drink with meth... on Christmas

Man arrested for sex with roadkill

Vegans are upset with Burger King

Dunkin's bucket of iced coffee

Staff meeting today... MJ has fun with name of new bigwig

ChatGPT's description of Floridians

Year of the Crack

AI song created for Fester's car

Chili's delivery caught on doorbell camera

Autonomous food delivery robot causes damage in yard and tears up a garden

Listeners Gina asks for advice from Fester

Cleaning panties in a hotel coffee maker... response video

Teacher from a Wisconsin elementary school arrested for using cocaine in the bathroom

Sex researches say couples return to monogamy after having an open relationship

Fire at the Busch Blvd. Olive Garden

Cartel attacks in Mexico... Listeners have friends/family stuck in Mexico

Studio visit from Big Scary Ron and new bigwig... Fester gets his name hilariously wrong

Breaking: New Savannah Guthrie video with a reward

Famous for being on camera in Big Bear, eagles may have to deal with development nearby

Fester talks about the stuffed animals given out at the Olympics

Vinegar recall

Frozen meatball recall

Jelly Roll tour

Which late night host secretly fathered twins with an audience member 5 years ago?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ's ride along saw a crash on the highway

Questions for Fester

Morons in the news

Waffle House fun count

Bullet found in the overhead compartment on a plan

A guy with 3 wangs

Food alert

Big Arch

MJ's ride-along experience this past weekend

10-year friendship ended over a non-invite

What in a hotel room should you be wary of using?

How many arrests were made at the Florida State Fair this year?

Friends of MJ have a strange mattress-buying experience

Judge chastises Zuckerberg's people for wearing Meta glasses in courtroom

Cartel attacks in Puerto Vallarta... We spoke with Grey Bull Rescue's Bryan Stern headed there to help Americans

AT&T door-to-door solicitor shot by resident

$12.8 million lottery ticket controversy

TSA no longer shut down

Jim Breuer's American Airlines first-class seat nightmare

Spectacular crash

MJ's dogs

Barry Manilow concert postponed again?

Guthrie update

We took calls for no real reason at the end of the show

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester and family went to the USF basketball game last night

Guthrie kidnapping update

Morons in the news

A guy stole an ambulance in Wisconsin

Senior scammed with fake "Publishers Clearing House"

ZOA Energy drink settlement

Grillsmith giveaway chatter

12-year-old took parents' car when he missed the school bus

Update on car that crashed under a school bus

Crazy interview clips

Listener response to MJ's posting a photo on Instagram

Another message from a listener on Instagram

A gift for Fester from Michelle & MJ

Caught going 129 mph on U.S. 19

Girlfriend hit boyfriend with a pickle jar

Handcuffed woman ate cocaine?

Kentucky man who won Powerball & got in a fight in Pinellas hotel bar in trouble again

Chloe made a fake commercial?

Burger King boss gave out phone number for messages directly to him

Married couples who go to bed at same time happier

Grillsmith visit to studio

Stop eating this long before you go to bed

St. Pete/Clearwater Airport 2nd most affordable

Best day to purchase airline tickets

Brooke Hogan is considering feet modeling

MJ & Michelle want to go see "Crime 101" and "Wuthering Heights"

MJ was once banned from AMC Hyde Park

6 planets will align next weekend

A gift to MJ and Michelle from Preston Rudie

Iguana Pizza backlash

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Lent

Atmospheric interference

Morons in the news

Walmart Freeze

United Airlines emergency landing... gained 2, lost 1

How many school zone speeding tickets in Hillsborough County were there?

MJ Instagram

A particular creation people wish hadn't been invented... We took calls

Zuckerberg lawsuit

Boy George & Culture Club review

Reece's controversy

Recap - A guy smashed the wrong car in a Publix parking lot

12 things you can't bury in your backyard

Papa John's wants a Michelin star

MJ & Michelle are binge watching "The Pit"

Woman arrested for abandoning a dog at an airport

Former Prince Andrew arrested

A model in Epstein's orbit

Weight loss drug... people are quitting for this reason

A car drove under a school bus... caught on video

Research: Do this to become less angry

Which NFL team is for sale?

USF CEO of Athletics Rob Higgins visits the studio

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ is disturbed

Twisted Sister's Dee Snyder calls it quits

Morons in the news

MJ is still disturbed

Olympics

Creepy MJ taking surreptitious photos

The cat left in a couch

New iOs update 

Comments about Michelle on YouTube Live

Celebs using SEO

Fester's toenail clippings in the morning show office

MJ & Michelle headed to see Boy George

Guthrie kidnapping update

McDonald's employee tells customer to leave drive-thru

MJ's take on "Landman"

MJ went to the bluefin cutting

Grandma showers

Bailey's class went to a brewery

MJ's disturbed feeling (again!)

Home Depot sink display

Has fester gotten a new mattress yet? Listener wants to know

Red Lobster news

Best beaches this year from TripAdvisor

MJ finally got an electric bill?

Guy smashes wrong car in a parking lot

Spicy chicken sandwich thrown during argument

Buffalo Wild Wings is allowed use 'boneless chicken wings' on their menu

A dad found out his Amazon Echo was recording and storing

Hard drive manufacturer says their supply is nearly sold out because of A.I.

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Video from I-275

Morons in the news

Whole Foods is removing hand scanners

Baby food may be training babies brains with ultra-processed food

Costco being sued over rotisserie chicken

This sportswear brand has suddenly become popular (but we'd never heard of it)

Barack Obama says there are aliens

Class photo controversy

Michelle wants to learn to play guitar

Bartow High School teacher caused fire during the burn ban

Woman asked to train her replacement has this Tiktok response

Man arrested claims name is "George Costanza"

Spaghetti sauce from Jimmy Fallon and Tommy Mottola may not happen

Girl Scout sells record setting number of boxes of cookies

Special guest

Woman sues Donny Osmond over prop ball that caused injuries

Pokeman card sold for $16 million by Logan Paul

Salt in pasta water

RIP Robert Duvall

Tesla in self-driver mode tries to take former engineer into a lake

Tampa Theatre renovations

Sheriff says members of Guthrie's family are cleared

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Yes, we gave you a live show on Presidents' Day!

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Phone test plans

Fester's drink spill

Savannah Guthrie's latest plea

Morons in the news

Old news?

Super speeder on Howard Frankland Bridge

V-Day for Fester and MJ (separately...)

Ever work at a convenience store? MJ took calls. (Phones worked)

How long does a virus survive in the air or on surfaces?

The Great Phone Test!

How much could you spend at Publix on roses?

MJ's Instagram video

Savannah Guthrie's mom update

The leaf test

Tone Loc hospitalized over the weekend

Guy Fieri won't eat these 6 items

Southwest Air... were they in the right?

Station House BBQ owner Anthony called

RFK Jr's AI tells what items are best to put in your...

Waymo's doors

Wisconsin restaurant asks that you not dine there if you smell of marijuana

Pam lung from using too much Pam gets $25 million jury award

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