On today's MJ Morning Show:

RIP Bonnie Tyler

Morons in the news

"Little House on the Prairie" reimagined

Fester and MJ got foam trainer Whoppers

Egg selling family banked $320 million

Tampa Reddit post asks where to visit places to swim in rivers and lakes in area without fees

The "Ick"... what does your other half do that gives you that 'ick' feeling? We took calls.

MJ's kidlets went to see Post Malone and Jellyroll

Current list of recalls

Tampa is getting driverless Waymos

United Airlines may face a class action lawsuit about windowless window seats

Saharan Dust comin'!

St. Pete mango thief

Chinese restaurant's child policy - control your kids

High-rise building in NYC... experts say it's not safe, owners say they're moving forward

Caller says he had a confrontation in gas station over driver leaving the motor running at the pump

A guy says he went to jail on his birthday over an $8,000 restaurant check that couldn't be split 20 ways

Ouch... after cutting off his 'member', he lit it on fire

What are the risks of eating hot dogs?

Emmy nominations announced

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

New flavor from Pringles

Morons in the news

Intern Bailey... What's your dream job?

College students are testing at the level of 10-year-olds

Manhattan high-rise has supports collapsing after addition forcing evacuations

What is 'Disney rash'?

Crazy charges on a receipt

MJ is wearing red????

Update on the Ford employee who had been fired

Listener e-mail - Aramark

What's the ideal length for a feature film

Nicknames... for a kid who lost his hand in a gator attack?

If you want shrubs for your yard, don't get them by stealing them

Late for your fishing charger? Don't do what this guy did.

Tampa Reddit has ad for a home chef

An SUV drove through a bookstore in Largo

Former Detroit Lions cornerback is looking to get onto another team

Hillsborough County is #1 most dangerous place for driving

Creepy cruise barber

How many watched the USA/Belgium World Cup game?

Many Gen X'ers are relying on family for support

Crappy story about a guy who filled a backpack...

Intern Bailey's recent experience with Mercury retrograde

There's a possibility of a Britney Spears biopic

Swift/Kelce wedding news... trash auction, film

French designer collab to make $10K-30K jeans?

Former TV anchor scammed out of $70K

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

A guy wants to live forever, now diagnosed wit AIG

Morons in the news

Fester's Instagram rabbit hole on parenting

Prepper Fester story

Texas cowboys step aside, these cowboys came first

A dominatrix 'mummified' a guy in Brooklyn

A smoke grenade found by TSA in a jar of peanut butter

Update on the lightning strike at Fester's house

Letter from listener about getting pulled over for speeding

Dear Flabby... A two-part question

Have you ever found something left behind on the bottom of a shopping cart?

Now without Spirit, MJ is trying another airline

Sarasota little league employee sentenced for stealing $200K

Viral videos... people climbing into meat cases in markets

Polk County guy gets arrested for showing his 'dash'

Which location is 'least educated'?

Woman's car towed, she tried to negotiate a lower fee, tow driver had none of it

Singer Lauren Bennett, RIP

MJ recuses himself from this Swift/Kelce wedding chatter

"The Odyssey"

Ford auto worker fired for stealing a cookie he never actually stole

Chloe has a problem with her ride

Engineer Chris in studio to discuss Fester's mic issue

Switcharoo in Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office DUI stop

More details on Swift/Kelce security plan

A.I. actress

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

A car hit a light post at Gandy & Bayshore, according to Make Dave Laugh's Dave

Morons in the news

Miki Sudo, Champion again

Michelle, MJ's A.I. specialist

Tampa Reddit post looking for strangers for a local wedding

Aqua hair towel

Meme - This is the last time someone will have 10 fingers

Firework falls over, fires at house

Brooklyn Bridge walk

Plane hit with firework on way to Chicago Midway Airport

Waymo car drove through firework

2 Disney stories... a guest's battery backup caught fire at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, and the 1 billionth guest to Disneyland

World Cup.. U.S.A. vs Belgium

Fester's house affected by a lightning strike

Box Office numbers

Americans are spending less time socializing

Kids are moving back home

Michelle's new vacuum

"The Odyssey"

Someone plead guilty to harrassment in the Guthrie disappearance case

Instant Karma... driver's car was stolen while he was burglarizing a business

What was that strange, red ooze seeping from a tractor trailor

Swift/Kelce wedding

Swift/Kelce wedding guests

Kelce played 'kill/marry/kiss' in 2016 and picked differently

Will Taylor have a baby?

MJ wants to go diving in the gulf

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On today's BEST OF The MJ Morning Show:

What has Michelle been doing to MJ?

Careful not to fall for the Mt. Everest scam

Morons in the news

House sitter confessions - Sitter blocked security cameras

Dear Flabby - Yardwork mishap damaged a neighbor's truck

Fester flips out on MJ's story

Do you really need extra rental coverage?

Would you convict the guy with a gun held on a drunk driver?

2 fast food stories

2 teacher of the year candidates

Retail tipping

Steaks from a parking lot

Fester's phone set to DND

Tampa Bay gone crazy

Who wants to be in MJ's entourage

Guy vandalizes a psychic's shop

Worst relative ever

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Wendy's stock

Warren Sapp investigated again

Morons in the news

Potato chip brand recall

Target baby wipes recall

Amazon Prime gas discount

"Cemetery stalker"

Update: Noise from Bailey's fireplace

Pilot bitten by bat in a hotel room

State with the most fireworks mishaps

Couple that climbed the Emprie State Building

Swift/Kelce wedding stuff

UPS driver threw a box at a dog

Which buffets are good to Fester?

Chloe says Fester sometimes isn't loud enough on the mic

What is 'Fun-flation'?

Was this really the new Barbie doll we needed?

Friday is the federally observed holiday

What is 'Solo-maxing'?

High-end real estate broker used listed properties for meeting flings

Mom passed out drunk in car while her kid tried to flag down help

Fester wants to streamline his phone bill

New restaurant disclosure law went into affect

Gossip is good for you

Pregnant woman sent message on her sister's wedding day

"Obsession" is now streaming (not for free)

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

11-year-old Canadian kid woke to bat on his face

Morons in the news

Champion hot dog eater Miki Sudo on way to Nathan's competition

Celebrity health claims debunked

MJ's friend increased the number of dashcams he wants to give away

MJ bothered by CNN headline about Taylor Swift's wedding

Dear Flabby - Grandmother's dog got into my gummies

New 'Minions' movie getting good reviews

Warning... Doordash driver dropped off food, took pic, then took food

Wade from 2 College Brothers with a moving story

Sharon, President of Galaxy Fireworks is ready for the weekend

There is an animal noise coming from "Intern Bailey's" chimney

MJ is distraught about the new BMX X5

Video: Woman locked in her doctor's office

A husband played a voicemail for his wife she had meant for her boyfriend

What are divorce "glow-ups"

Mike Murphy on collections for Venezuela

Kids taking Waymo on joyrides

Mercury retrograde

Tan maxxers

Breaking: Victor Willis, lead singer of The Village People... RIP at 74

Gen Z are most likely to form an opinion based on someone's first name

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Michelle found a way to fix MJ's studio cabinet

Reporter from LA apologized over World Cup trash talk

Morons in the News

Ice Cream Festival

Mr. Beast chocolate controversy

Aldi sells 4 ice cubes for $4.99?

Fester's ruler

Kanye went to Disney

There's an RSVP problem with Gen Z's and Millenials

8-year-old riding solo on personal watercraft is apparently a no-no

Latest fashion trend for men... Bedazzling?

YSL menswear shoe collection is hideous

New sirens in Florida

Do you have a badger hair brush

Running from a traffic stop

MJ still on the search for a hose

Mel Brooks turned 100 years old

Buc-ees announces more locations in Florida

Friend of MJ was the one who got the video of the I-4 road rage incident

Rob Lowe says there's a "St. Elmo's Fire" sequel in the works

Grey Bull Rescue's Bryan Stern is helping rescue earthquake victims in Venezuela

Eagle cam eaglets news

A New Jersey middle school yearbook was recalled due to a baby photo of Hitler

Fester's day out in rain

Fester wants a Saudi prince outfit

Swift/Kelce wedding: no leaking info... we'll know! Also, stuff is being delivered to MSG, including a 40" mirror ball

Woman cleared out a hotel with a can of bear spray

Luigi Mangione late for court because he got stuck in an elevator

Detroit cut player arrested in Tampa, and he was released on bond with no ankle monitor

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

A Legoland ride got stuck

A plane hit the tallest building in Beijing, and China wiped it from their news

Morons in the news

Crazy lottery ticket purchase story

What percentage of videos on Tiktok are A.I. slop?

What routine habits cause breasts to sag

Fester's thoughtfulness

MJ's Instagram: Costco customers leaving stuff to go bad in other parts of the store

Michelle doesn't like MJ showering without a washcloth, but MJ has Dr's to back him up

Question: Can you get sick if you have no contact with other people?

Grand Theft Auto: Pre-orders have begun, but prices are angering some fans

I-4 road rage

Fester's homemade Butterfinger story

Airline passengers are being warned about wearing shorts on flights

WNBA point meme

New magic mushroom warning - people are seeing dwarfs

A toilet that comes to you

Beef lawsuit

Guy with world's smallest junk

Woman charged with DUI after inhaling duster propellant

Taylor Swift's wedding... Guests still don't know where wedding will take place

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Mom charged after daughter dies from drinking herself to death

Morons in the news

Armpit injections

Michelle's Howard Frankland Bridge observation

Woman smuggled wine bottle...

MJ's pool is fixed... getting filled... How much water will it take, and what will MJ's water bill be?

Woman refuses to pay for her manicure

MJ and Michelle's anniversary

Listener Donnie got married this morning at Ballast Point Pier

Jersey Mike's sandwich contained dentures?

Taco Bell's wait was so long she pulled out a gun

Lionel Richie's health issue at a concert

Savannah Guthrie made another plea

How to kill the value of your home

Single mother wants the next guy in her life to 'kiss the ground she walks on'

1 millionth passenger aboard Margaritaville at Sea

Kanye merchandise for Tampa concert

Detroit Lions player held without bond in Tampa

Haircut deal

Michelle & Kids went to see Supergirl

Punch, the monkey, being bothered with laser pointers

Robert Davi on the phone... it's his birthday today

Fake cop pulled over real undercover Hillsborough County deputy

Follow-up on restaurant charging fee

U.S. Mint making special U.S. 250 quarters, but they are limited and will be mixed in

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