Uncle Si reacts to the haters of his book and relives the glory days of his time at Duck Commander, where Phil promised him a tiny paycheck but Miss Kay’s cooking made it all worth it. John-David’s horizons are broadened by a unique dish Missy cooked for his family, and Martin gets Si going with his story of racing literal tanks at Fort Knox before getting busted by the top brass. Jay shows off a distinctive trophy his daughter bagged, and Si waxes poetic about the beauty of Texas’ Hill Country.

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Martin suffers a good-natured scolding after admitting he taught his boys a lesson that definitely wouldn’t have earned Phil Robertson’s approval. John-David replays some of Phil’s greatest on-camera moments, sparking fresh stories from Uncle Si. Phillip brings up the massive roadside inferno he, Godwin, and Martin rolled up on during their drive home, a fireball so big it stopped traffic and had them wondering how close they came to real danger. Si insists his brand-new teeth are the secret behind his recent streak of good luck.

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Godwin’s “Speedo situation” steals the show early, and Martin confesses to a major parenting blunder that has the potential to ruin his duck hunting season. Uncle Si meets a little girl named Lydia who’s fighting a terminal illness. Her mom, Morgan, shares how one small $16 miracle has revealed God’s hand in every step of Lydia’s journey. Si is moved to tears, and John-David, who knows firsthand what it’s like to watch your child face medical challenges, urges anyone who’s able to help this brave family in their time of need. If you’d like to help Lydia and learn more about her fight, see the link in the show notes below.

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Uncle Si leads a heartfelt sit-down with fellow warriors Jay Stone and Blake Cook, along with Blake’s wife, Nicole, to talk honestly about combat, coming home, and the weight military families carry. Si calls all veterans his heroes, and Blake shares what healing has looked like for his marriage, faith, and daily life after service. The boys and Nicole dig into PTSD, isolation, and why real brotherhood and accountability matter—especially for spouses who shoulder the unseen battles. Jay points to an incredible resource for veterans, and Si encourages those who are struggling, feeling lost, or battling addiction to reach out for help and give Jesus a chance to heal them.

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Martin’s twins fall head over heels for a beaver they name “Crunchy,” and their newfound affection accidentally saves his life—for now. Clay blushes when the boys bring up his brief “modeling career” and the front-and-center posters featuring him at sporting goods stores across the country. John-David and his cousin-slash-best-friend Heath have a race, though the whole thing sounds a little pathetic. Martin recalls the time he got his hair beaded and braided on a cruise, but what stands out most is just how horribly it all went wrong. The boys wrap things up by debating the sanity—and practicality—of deep-fried pizza.

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A kind listener returns a family heirloom to Uncle Si, and the boys join him on a trip down memory lane to see photos of Si, Phil, and Miss Kay as teenagers. Martin is floored by reports of “infected” monkeys on the loose in Mississippi after a transport crash, and Rucker sparks a debate about whether everyone is living in a simulation—though there may be proof to the contrary right in the room. Meanwhile, John-David lives that good-dad life, spending hours helping his son, Carter, perfect his role in the upcoming school play.

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Uncle Si insists he’s discovered the secret to staying “well-preserved,” and Martin thinks he’s finally figured it out. Jacob swears Si’s wardrobe belongs in a vintage boutique, while John-David brings back another unbelievable shoplifting story that somehow ends on a surprisingly uplifting note. Plus, the boys discover a bear coat that could make them fashion legends for the “low” price of $500.

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Uncle Si debuts his brand-new smile after finally taking Phil Robertson’s advice to get new teeth. Phillip’s jaw dropped when Si proudly pulled out the container holding his old teeth on the drive home from the procedure, and Martin relives a disastrous post-dentist hunt that left him regretting every move. John-David fuels everyone’s nightmares with his disturbing discovery of teddy bears sewn with human teeth. The boys bow for a powerful moment when Si phones a young fan battling cancer and prays for him, lifting him up to the Almighty.

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Uncle Si answers fan questions from his DMs, and things quickly go off the rails. Martin opens a whole new world of “what-the-heck” with his knowledge of pet implants meant to make animals seem more “manly.” John-David resurrects the fart heard ’round the world from three years ago, and Hunter’s Christian heavy-metal impression sends the crew into a tailspin of laughter and awe. Plus, a puppy crash-lands the set and immediately bonds with Si’s beard.

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Uncle Si learns about Australia’s infamous “emu war” and can’t believe a country actually lost a battle to birds. The boys dive into a crash course on platypuses, while Hunter’s the only one brave enough to fact-check Si’s new favorite animal. Jacob shares his epic Canada hunt with his 82-year-old grandpa, and a listener's email delivers a shocking prophecy that Martin might be destined for another set of twins. John-David drops the news that a mountain lion became roadkill not too far from West Monroe. Martin’s boys turn three, but their birthday weekend ends with a pumpkin-patch chipped tooth and a reminder that parenting twins means double the fun.

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