Godwin trusts his friend—and dog trainer—Curly to handle a minor “procedure." Watching the chaos inspires Uncle Si to relive one of his most agonizing Duck Commander moments and the pocketknife surgery he performed on himself afterward. Martin is stunned when Si casually reveals he ranked in the top five percent of the Army in his field, and John-David shares a retail insider lesson on the real reason prices always end in .99.

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Uncle Si and the boys dig deep when Hunter's hard-hitting life questionnaire unlocks a vault of Phil Robertson's straight-up mischief behind-the-scenes. Uncle Si sums up the secret to 50 years of marriage bliss in exactly two words. Martin reveals the embarrassing bumper sticker message that sat on the back of his truck longer than he'd care to admit. John-David gets candid about the failure that turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to him. And Godwin rolls in late with news about his baby granddaughter's health scare — and it's good news.

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Jay Stone lines up a high-flying helicopter adventure for Uncle Si that promises plenty of excitement and some aerial target practice along the way. Si also revisits one of his wildest childhood memories—coming face-to-face with what he still believes was a baby Sasquatch in the Louisiana woods. Meanwhile, Martin proudly shows off his twin boys’ early fishing skills as they start learning the ropes at the pond. And John-David pitches a horror parody called “The Electric Chainsaw Massacre,” which honestly sounds like it would be hilarious.

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Uncle Si revisits the hot take that landed him on the front page of The New York Times, while Martin floats the idea of booking a prison phone call with Joe Exotic. The boys question Jase Robertson’s so-called manliness in light of his frou-frou dog collection, and John-David admits to a real road rage moment. Phillip firmly denies the existence of aliens, but Si can’t hide his excitement over the possibility of President Trump declassifying files on the subject.

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Godwin breaks the news of his surprise skin cancer surgery and shares how a routine spot turned into a deeper-than-expected procedure. Thankfully doctors got it all, but he issues a stern safety warning to other outdoorsmen. Uncle Si bows out of riding a horse at the rodeo yet somehow ends up riding shotgun on a mule wagon and having the time of his life anyway. John-David volunteers Godwin to follow his ambitious new fitness plan, while Martin laments that the room has officially become a gathering of old men comparing aches, pains, and inflammation charts.

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Uncle Si jokes that his daughter must have been swapped at birth because she’s far too pretty, articulate, and intelligent to have inherited it from him. John-David’s recap of his alma mater’s Career Day appearance gets hijacked when Si launches into some nitty-gritty advice for young people. Martin, Jacob, and Si battle a fly terrorizing the studio, and Si makes plans to ride in an upcoming rodeo. What could possibly go wrong?

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Uncle Si discovers his brand-new smile helped reveal a health issue that had been affecting his whole body for years. The boys shift gears as Si, Phillip, and Godwin are joined by Mark Neumann of LifeCampUSA as they support middle school boys and girls who’ve lost a parent in military, law enforcement, or first responder service. Plus, Martin jokes that after hearing Si’s stories of backyard pellet-gun injuries and kitchen-table “field surgery,” he’s just hoping his own boys survive childhood without needing the same kind of homegrown medical care.

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Uncle Si experiences a God moment that leaves a grown man in tears and reminds him of Phil in a powerful way. Jay Stone recaps their Arkansas hunt, including a falling mallard that nearly took Si out. Martin also shares an update and asks for prayers for Godwin’s twin granddaughters, who’ve had a minor health setback. John-David rounds things out with some hilarious and clever listener submissions for Si’s Calvin and Hobbes-inspired truck decal.

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Uncle Si admits his first date didn’t involve dinner reservations — it involved a .22 pistol, a breakup, and at least one unfortunate squirrel, proving that romance isn’t universal. Martin proactively decides his course of action if he’s ever face-to-face with a hungry grizzly bear, and John-David fills Si in on Lindsey Vonn’s shocking 90-mph Olympic ski crash, leaving them wondering at which point pride becomes foolishness.

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Uncle Si gets the lowdown from Jacob Mayo after he and Bella Robertson Mayo witnessed a literal murder during a trip to a neighboring city. Jacob and John-David float the idea of inviting Willie Robertson’s old friends and acquaintances onto the show to share the wild stories from his younger years. Si is later stunned by how clueless the criminal was who tried to rob John-David’s business, while Martin reflects on being grateful that his kids are fully potty trained, though he admits he’s a little nervous about the preteen years that are just around the corner.

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