On today's MJ Morning Show:

Expired medications

Morons in the news

Live-Action Scooby-Doo dog 

Dead mom kept in hide-a-bed

Arrested over fake school emergency

Earthquake follow-up

Arrested for stealing Disney pins

MJ's ebike encounter... we took calls

Ear crease may be linked to disease

Tampa Police Chief announced his retirement to take university job

Arrested at Walmart for not returning blue vest

Chloe's apartment... stolen packages 

Intern Bailey's accident

MJ's green lights need to be replaced

Which states have the most packages stolen

Mugshot... what's wrong here

Hard seltzer linked to medical disorder

"Disclosure Day" reviews

Jeep recall

Hot air balloon crash

World cities with the best food

IPO hitting on Friday

Flight attendants don't what you to do this

Air Canada pilot didn't have proper certifications

Kelce/Swift wedding

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Using ChatGPT to create MJ Morning Show rejoiners

Morons in the news

Lawsuit - suing airboat company over being bitten in face by an alligator

McDonald's hot oil attack 

Fireworks from truck on I-75

Road rage with a ukulele

Fester's mattress

Earthquake felt in Florida...We took calls 

Dear Flabby... Met a girl, lots in common, but she has a hemorrhoid problem

Celebrities at the NBA playoff games

Taylor Swift seat being auctioned off

What's the plan for when aliens try to contact us?

Madonna video

Idris Elba on James Bond

Human skull found at a thrift store in Brooksville

"Backwards Beach Day"

Tiktok cringe

DM from listener about experience at Westshore Plaza parking garage

Does Guy Fieri eat the food he's seen with on his shows?

Does a psychiatrist go to far by asking patient to disrobe?

Gas scam to steal fuel

MJ's brother's flight delayed

Senior skip day... What's the parents' liability for the party?

L.A. Golf Brothers

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fined for entering monkey enclosure

70-year-old tried to drown a 21-year-old

Morons in the news

Morgan Wallen... does he have a screw loose?

Google employees say their AI sucks

Andrei Vasilevskiy won the Vezina Trophy

Elderly woman was scammed by someone she THOUGHT was Liam Neeson

The Swift/Kelce wedding will be held at MSG

Fester and Michelle want to set up a fake wedding registry for Swift/Kelce

Social security

Hulk Hogan's official cause of death

Paid to crash weddings

Outback being sued for slip and fall on mashed potatoes

2 vomit stories

Chloe picked up MJ and Julian at the airport

Guy rammed donut shop in Calfornia because it wasn't open yet

Stolen Stanley Cup to hold breast milk... deal struck with theif

New pedeistrian/bicycle path open along Howard Frankland Bridge

Guy shot self in groin at Walmart

SpaghettiOs - family claims something was moving....

Crash victim was told $50 or I'll shoot you

Kanye concert... calls for cancellation

Recall stories: baby wipes, children's tents

Brad Paisley takes stand against data center

"Toy Story 5" Taylor Swift song

Tiger Woods is ready to return from rehab

Jon Cryer's comments about Andrew McCarthy on set of 'Pretty In Pink'

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show (MJ will be back on Monday, June 8!)

Bucket List - Illegal Stuff To Do 

Facebook Marketplace Warning

Hotel On Moon, Another Show Binged

Morons in the news

MJ Fraud Again 

White Van Scam In The Walmart Parking Lot 

Guys Giving Up Dating Because It's Too Expensive 

What Happens When You Ask Google AI To Explain Things That Don't Make Sense

What Is A Foodie Call 

Doordash Bathroom 

Nasty Rotten Kids In The Neighborhood 

Is The Customer Always Right 

Your Job May Affect Your Sleep

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Most Commonly Stolen Items From Hotels

Do Food Delivery Drivers Eat Some Of The Food?

Morons in the news

What's The Latest Social Trend 

Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls 

Tampa Bay Gone Crazy 

What Do You Know About Redheads 

Pastor Uber Eats Experience With Calls 

2 School Stories - Waymo To School 

Woman Asks Stranger At Walmart Pretend Youre My Husband 

Driving Company Vehicles Recklessly

Pineapple in eggs

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

FedEx Story

People keep getting hit by trains

Morons in the news

MJ & Michelle - Meghan & Harry - Hair in salad

Is this the Uber passenger from hell? We took calls.

Which Generation is dumber than the previous one?

Why was MJ's license suspended?

Hot dogs banned in North Korea, and bikini hot dog girls

Stuff Goodwill won't take

Women looking for younger men

Receipt found - Walmart theft

Woman busted drugging men in bars

Classic Crotchety - Beeper In The Butt

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big 

MJ Romance Scammer Story 

Morons in the News 

Listeners: How Much Will You Inherit? 

MJ's Jury Duty Scam Call

Dear Flabby - Pedo Wedding 

What Erroneous Things Were You Told As A Child We took lots of calls 

Pizza Place Thought Fester Was Doordash 

Classic Crotchety - 1-800-How's My Driving

Saving Your Relationship - Never Use This Phrase 

Michelle's Crazy Uber Story 

70% Of People Watch TV With This On 

Classic Crotchety - Salad Shooter

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

PRP Boob Job

Woman Bitten By Spider

Morons in the news

Scary Loan Co-signer Stories

Classic Crotchety - Pop Tart Fire

Celebrity Romance Scams Featuring Calls From Our Listeners 

People Don't Drink Water In Restaurants 

What Do Employees Steal From Work 

Science - UFO Story, NASA Sends Names, Gravity

Classic Crotchety - The Vacuum Of Doom

What Grosses MJ Out - Licking Fingers

2 Dog Stories

Items That Make Costco Fee Worthwhile

Classic Crotchety - Rental Car Squirrel

Hi-Speed Chase - GA Elderly Woman Crash - Brightline Pulverizes Robot

Guy Placed Tracker On Woman's Car

Hotel Fee For Stained Towels And Sheets

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's rental car plans

Luray Caverns in Virginia

Morons in the news

MJ took express lanes on Howard Frankland Bridge

A guy sprayed bleach on suits in a store

Tweeds Suits

A guy broke into a house and...

What's the #1 stolen car in Florida

Would you pay to use Instagram?

The new switches for the studio are delivered

A guy was banned from all Six Flags locations for this stunt

Dear Flabby: Letter from a hard worker who was berated by his wife

MJ's son has been getting calls about a building project (Wrong number)

Blue Origins rocket explosion

Fester's shuttle explosion mistake story

Follow-up: Nastiest celebrities... Listener e-mailed MJ about Beyonce

Steven Spielberg's "Disclosure Day"... Is he saying this could be real?

New dating term: Wildflowering

A pilot's joke announcement

People invited to Taylor Swift's wedding

A term, new to MJ, is a derogatory one... used on a reality show

Savannah Guthrie's mom... still missing

The guy calling MJ's son... we got hold of him

Better Call Behnken's Shannon Behnken was mentioned in a new Stephen King story

My Pillow.... entire company hacked and held hostage

Brad Pitt sued by a manufacturer of a high-end cream used on this "appendage"

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Zuckerberg under fire for his super yacht sailing into Seattle after massive layoffs

Morons in the news

A.I. dog collar that translates barks

Ferrari's new electric car 

Polymarket - Google employee arrested 

Spotify CEO says to stop calling A.I. music 'A.I. slop'

Fester's story with the Secret Service

Who are the nastiest celebrities? We took calls (about both good and bad...)

Fester's recent phrase, "I'm not mad about this"

Helicopter tours

Renting designer bags

Recalls: Seasoning from Walmart and GasX

Costco lawsuit over 'preservative'

Sample people at Costco upset about requests for customized samples

Southwest Air is backtracking on seat policy for larger passengers

Chargest dismissed over phone being held by driver who had no hand

Fester opens a mystery box

National Hamburger Day

JPMorgan fired employee over $640 expense, later had to shell out big $$$

Cracker Barrel is giving away free gas

Woman charged for battery at Walmart

Woman arrested for drugs she claimed was a feminine product

Matthew Perry's assistant sentenced

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