On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester has arrived (late)

Motorcycle stuck on light pole after crash in Canada

Morons in the news

People want to become influencers

World Cup ticket prices

Relaunch of "Baywatch" coming... midseason (MJ isn't happy)

Milwaukee Bucks owner blackmailed

Bot purge 

Filthy 'Fridge Finds

MJ's insane dog story

Whataburger lines

Dear Flabby

Cursing caller Chris... okay, lay off him now

MJ wants Fester to challenge the Sumo wrestlers with Zuko Sushi

Expert attorney says to discuss prenup by the 3rd date

Small Batch Creamery chatter... Fester the Whale cake

Lutz super speeder (135 in a 50 zone) was in a good mood

Julian's idea for the Fester the Whale cake

Uber CEO's rider score

MJ wants this SFX for his Ticketmaster app

Chudd the Builder arrested

2 Ozempic stories

Frontier Airlines... just can't get a break

Alfred from Small Batch Creamery

Tourist in Hawai'i threw rock at endangered seal

Norfolk sailor bought energy drink and found rat inside

Brightline is losing money

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Knee surgery, blue stuff on Fester's tongue

UFO data release

Morons in the news

Fester the Whale ice cream cake

No-proof-required class-action lawsuits

Apple Care texts

How many foundations do you need?

"Bucket of dumb dumb juice"

Gas tanks getting drilled

School bus rear-ended by a pick-up

Fire at Tampa storage facility

Death penalty on table in killing of two USF grad students

Teen takeover in Tampa arrests

MJ's weekend... Instagram video from back of UHaul... Moving Julian

Frontier - Denver Airport - Plane hits a pedestrian

Phones - At what point did you realize the person you were dealing with was stupid?

Worst thing that cna happen at a track meet?

Who is worse for the planet? Men or women?

Largest prize ever won on "The Price is Right"

Dana White of UFC says this guy is the biggest DB, rudest celeb

Affleck and Damon sued by Miami police officers

American Hantavirus patients taken to Nebraska

Top baby names for 2025

Blake Lively's Hollywood comeback

Britney back from rehab

Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show complaints to the FCC

Red Hot Chili Peppers sold library

Dua Lipa sued Samsung over image used without permission

A guy was shot trying to break up a fight in a Durham diner

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On Today's MJ Morning Show

-Mothers Day Memories

-1-4 Westbound is closed

-MJ has a confession

-MJ doesn't know how to play Poker

-Morons In The News

-Is Hacky Sack Making A  Comeback

-Julio Foolio Case Update

-Fester's Reminisces On His Honeymoon in 2001

-MJ Calls A Traumatized Hadley

-MJ Filthies Fridge

-Jamie Presley Update

-MJ Calls Michelle

-Proposing In Public

-Listener Brings Fester Star Wars Toys

-Does Fester Sit Too Much?

-Publix Policy Reversal

-Grill Smith In Studio

-Valerie Bertinelli Swears On TV

-Kyle From Texas Calls In

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On Today's MJ Morning Show

-Andrew is out

-Michelle has to leave the show early

-Morons in the news

-Mascot Fights

-Meaty Fudge Dragon video

-MJ is still #1

-Adult pretends to be high schooler

-Circle K is saving 40 cents per gallon

-Veterans Ford call

-DUI: Droning Under The Influence!

-MJ's Dogs Got Into A Fight

-MJ Has A Question For Women

-Michelle's Crazy Story

-Firehouse subs 

-Philadelphia Crossing Guard

-Flowers in studio

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Affliction/Ed Hardy

What's 'Screwber'?

Morons in the news

MJ's 'Fridge Finds

AMC Theatres to feature live concerts

Arrested in Pinellas County for skipscanning monitor with a banana

A text to MJ from Denis Phillips

"Michael" family of names at Firehouse Subs

New term in MJ's lexicon... "Blue dot fever'

Dear Flabby

You can stop sending Spirit Air memes to MJ

Door-to-door solicitor at 9pm

MJ's IG video... jacked up truck

Worst first dates that made you want to leave

United 767 that hit light pole, truck

TPA DUI stop...beer in Happy Meal

Is Billie Eilish excited to age?

Trader Joe's recall on chicken fried rice

Woman arrested in southwest Florida for kicking 13-year-old at youth football game

Denis Phillips on phone

Baldoni/Lively settlement... who came out ahead? Not one of them!

Shannon Elizabeth has done much better on Onlyfans than acting

Matthew Perry's personal items headed to auction

Kim Kardashian taking a break from taking the bar exam

Stephon Diggs aquittal

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On Today's MJ Morning Show

-Andrew is out

-MJ talks about his brother Drew

-May The 4th Be With You

-Steven Tyler Is A Creep

-Morons In The News

-RIP Spirit Airlines

-Britney Spears is not going to jail

-Could MJTV Have Captions

-Nudist resorts

-Woman calls in to debate MJ

-Legal View With Michelle Schnitt

-Is MJ In Trouble

-Met Gala Coverage

-Small Batch Creamery Giveaway

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On Today's MJ Morning Show,

-The Tampa Bay Lightning lose

-Fester is out of breathe

-MJ Has a new car

-Morons In The News

-New House Is Being Built In Tampa

-Michael Jackson Movie

-MJ Compliments Michelle

-MJ's Instagram Got A TON OF DM's

-MJ Went To Costco

-Spirit Airlines

-Trying To Call Small Batch Creamery

-Maniacs In The News

-First Female Trainer Wins Kentucky Derby

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Why does Andrew need more time off?

Shot for making a social media video

Morons in the news

Family kicked off Carnival Cruise... or not?

Guest banned from Walt Disney World 

MJ's Disney+ mystery

Lake Thonotosassa property for sale for $115 million

Coach smaked high school student over '6-7'

Costco change

Wedding fish story

Britney Spears story

Package delivered to morning show

"Friends" cast gets $20 million residuals... How much does Jodie Sweetin get for "Full House"?

Road rage video

Towed for marking in front of a neighbor

Insults

Thermos-type container recall

Rays hopefully can stay

Oscar winner had to check trophy.... then it was stolen

Fester got a gift at Grillsmith

Rays 'Hello Kitty' night, Bolts at Montreal for game 6

Hotell eggs

Guy busted at Michigan State University

Gas prices

Firehouse Subs giving free subs if you have the right name

Most hated states

10-year old lawsuit settled over stolen underwear

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Call before you dig

Morons in the news

8 breakfast foods to avoid

Sani Hands

MJ Instagram... El Cap story

Grillsmith dinner is tonight

Pregnancy Anthem

Dumpling toys with toxic chemicals

Ving Rhames hospitalized

Kevin Hart's comment about Timothée Chalamet's body

Ed Sheeran has shingles

Passenger opened plane's door while taxiing 

Plane stories

Cops respond to 911 call about monster under bed

Rumor about Ving having a card for free food from Arby's, stories about McDonald's cards

Former Chick-fil-A employee ripped off $80K

Fecal lady in Altamonte Springs

Taco Bell employee shot at customers

Donation to Grey Bull Rescue

"Booger Eaters" explained

Creepy Santa... arrested in sting

At what age do you hit peak happiness?

What was found in MJ's car?

United Airlines flight hit a drone at 3,000 feet

We're in the longest stretch of time without a Bond film

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Foreign story

Morons in the news

Fester's BTS light stick

Handles taken off doors at Scientology in California

Intern Bailey - Someone tried to break into her home

BTS recap from Hadley

BTS seen at Finn's Dockside

Guy ditched his apartment to live on a cruise ship

Mother punished son for abusing family cat, made him destroy his PS5

How much are 'Friends' cast members making in residuals

Kris Jenner is upset her facelift is falling apart

Burger King Bobby called to invite Fester to dinner at Bern's

Shannon Elizabeth made $1 million in first week on OnlyFans

Victoria Beckham has new clothing line with clothes chain

Guy missed out on $400 billion fortune

Cleveland baseball fan took ball from kid... Tampa Bay announcer gave her a ball

Sharkapalooza

Wife's pregnant texts turned into a song

Harvey Weinstein story

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