On today's MJ Morning Show:

Local attorney's ad 'rip your face off'

7-11 closing 600 stores

Morons in the news

Woman buys 5 vehicles in 8 days, lies about job and income

Universe will end much sooner than thought.... but not anytime soon

Tiktok challenge - Running through Scientology HQ (in Los Angeles)

Peanut butter pits

MJ ran over something on Howard Frankland Bridge

MJ Instagram... MJ's walk

Who wants to be part of MJ's entourage

DUI arrest made after she gave credit card instead of license... then a gift card....

Map: Dominant crop in each U.S. county

Map: States not to use to name your kid

Homeowner confronts man invading house

Lively vs Baldoni

Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau spotted at Coachella... he was using a 'single-use' cup

Spider invasion

Chloe is distraught after what she saw while driving

Where do women make the most social interactions? We took calls.

MJ IG post - Breaking down boxes

Chick-fil-A employee returns lost cash, nearly $10,000

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2026 inductees

Lena Dunham says Adam Driver had an angry meltdown

Joey Fatone moved back home during 'Nsync hiatus

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

IG video... guy jumping off the St. Pete Pier/dine & dash

Morons in the news

A guy ate his mother? Why?

What's the average price of a new car now?

Country concert battling with groups over sea turtle nesting location

Should Michelle get the extra insurance for her rental?

Britney has entered rehab

What's representing Taylor Swift in the Baldoni/Lively court case

MJ's image was stolen

Kimberly-Clark warehouse fire update

MJ's IG video - garlic boogers/Milton Fudgecow kickoff video

What's the average time for dinner in each state

Deputy spotted on camera scrolling through dating app during standoff

Medications that may cause 'manboobs'

Savannah Guthrie and the 'secret code'

Gas scams

Artemis II return

MJ email... why go to the moon when we have so many problems here

Court ruling on home distilling

St. Pete Subway customer angry over order

My 600 LB Life star dies

Guy got to work, 1 minute later punched out coworker

Another fire in Ontario, California

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

The quad-amputee is back in the news

Morons in the news

Michelle is headed to help Julian's girlfriend's senior production

HCSO recues woman who can't swim from pond

Michelle: MJ needs to wear darker clothes

Recaps from the week: Jeannie, the caller who had another call... The individual at the Rays' game who lost pants going after a foul

Is this phrase 'PC'?

Dear Flabby follow-up

M-Jury-would you convict the guy who held the drunk driver at gunpoint on I-275? We took calls.

Driving while high on pot test technology may be close

Guy arrested in diapers

Artemis splashdown is this evening

MJ's not going diving

Swift/Kelce wedding may be on July 3rd in NYC... What could go wrong?

Blake Lively still pushing forward with suit

Truck filled with gummies burns on highway

Woman refuses to return money that was in her paycheck

"Rhino-tranq'

Polk County Taco Bell employee held pointed gun at woman

Arsonist who burned Kimberly-Clarke warehouse could face life in prison

Gen Z anxiety bags

Michelle missed out on the witch gathering (Okay, it's not really her thing)

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Small Batch Creamery appearance

A principal tackled a gunman

Morons in the news

What was stolen from Wawa?

Meme shows Buc-ees coming to downtown Tampa

Chick-fil-A video got 8 employees fired

USPS commercial... (MJ still holds a grudge)

Cash reward for identifying fan from Rays' game who lost pants

Dear Flabby... Edger blade damaged neighbor's truck

Arsonist at TP warehouse identified

Don't yell 'fire' in a movie theatre like this YouTuber does

What could ruin a massage

Ketamine Queen sentenced

Extra airline fees

Tiger Woods may face prosecution

Taylor Swift affect

CNN website error reported Michael J. Fox had died

Why didn't Fester's kids go to Small Batch Creamery?

TPD responds to a report of a pressure cooker

Drunk held at gunpoint on I-275

Hillsborough County deputy investigated for DV

"Euphoria" review

Headline says walls are closing around Guthrie kidnapper

Don't try this hemerrhoid treatment

Moon landing conspiracy

3 foods linked to longer life

Michael Jackson biopic ending changed

Limited iPhone with piece of Steve Jobs' turtleneck for just $10,000?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Woman named "Belinda" rescues a double homicide suspect

Morons in the news

"The Boys"

Customer refused to pay bill at Darrell's Diner

Recommended shower routines

Video: Fan chasing foul ball at Rays game loses his pants on TV

Celebrity rumors... which are true?

Which states have the highest percentage of young adults living with their parents?

Are Doritos too expensive for Walmart?

Person finds $300 in an ATM...

Chiefs players own a steakhouse that got ripped by a Tiktoker

Ozempic Divorce

"Ring My Bell"

Pulled over at 112mph... what did the driver say to the officer?

Los Angeles Waymo went the wrong way... at a drive-thru

Disneyland bans item from certain rides

Photos of the moon from Artemis... and we learned somethign intersting from Bailey

A call to Bailey's mom

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Penthouse Pet grifter update

Aliens researcher has bad news about aliens

More alien stories

Morons in the news

What is that music MJ has been playing?

Top Party Schools

Tennessiee district Board of Education member says 'You're so hot' to student

Student with development issues drinks hard seltzer from teacher's bottle

Bu Driver charged after school bus hit by train

Fester's new obsession: Videos on Instagram - Remote shocker

Embarrassing dreams

Michelle kept yelling 'benzene!'

Someone is shooting cows in Ft. Meade

Instagram pulled a video from MJ's page

Video of a boat on a flatbed... A.I.

Listener e-mail... "The Madison"

Easter egg drop in Tallahassee had an issue

Worst Easter egg hunt ever... kids found a body

Worst parents for month of April... during a zoo visit, a toddler made his way to an enclosure

Laundry habit could be ADHD

Most dangerous cities in America: Featured Florida city is...

Women aren't built to give birth on their backs

Woman list guy's house on fire

Michelle wants to see Journey

Huge jump in poison control center calls over this product

Tori Spelling's recent crash with 7 kids

Artemis II update

Conspiracy theorists regarding Artemis II

What is the Mandy Scam?

Prince Harry reportedly 'bit off more than he could chew' marrying Meghan Markle

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Former Penthouse Pet stole cash & gold from men in Los Angeles

Morons in the news

Map shows favorite Easter candy for each state... But what is Florida's favorite? Really?

6 best restaurants chains for Easter

Michelle has been doing something to MJ lately

Has Fester gotten MJ to watch "The Madison"?

MJ Instagram... MJ found an iPhone

Was MJ ring-shamed by Michelle?

Woman got a $5,000 phone bill

A husband was surprised when he just learned that Hannah Montana IS Miley Cyrus

Blake Lively lawsuit... most charges dropped

What's up with MJ's notebook that wasn't working correclty on Friday?

MJ had to use facial imagery to get back onto the FB Morning Show page

Artemis II

FBI warning over apps

Couple removed from Allegiant flight because of baby

Artemis toilet issue

What about a 4-day work-week?

Domino's delivery man getting a very big payday for just doing something nice

Big Bear eagles' eggs hatched

MJ experienced a Costco miracle!

Pump switching scam... beware

Bill Belichick sued for $300K

Rays home opener vs Cubs

Tampa Bay Lightning clinched a playoff spot

Courtney Love reveals she was kidnapped by Japanese mafia

Johnny Depp pushing brand of rum

"Malcolm in the Middle" revival missing key piece

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Mt. Everest insurance scam

Morons in the news

MJ's problem with his notebook

Insurance dilemma for Fester

Fester & Allison's new TV show choice

Jehovah's Witness revist... MJ got an e-mail

Starbuck's $1,200 bonuses for faster and nicer baristas

Point of sale terminals charging wrong tip amounts... do the math yourself to make sure

Artemis II toilet problem

Claim dropped against Baldoni

Britney Spears seen smoking at a gas station... avoided explosion

Lead detective in Nancy Guthrie case has never investigated a homocide before

Brian Littrell fights for his beachfront property

Great Value Dinosaur Chicken Nugget recall

Saute pan recall

Washington Wizards Aprils Fool's Day prank

MJ's computer... a call to Don the I.T. Guy

Family taken on taxi ride from hell in Miami

Critic says this movie sucks, but it will still make $1 billion

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Mylar balloons vs power lines

Morons in the news

Richard Hatch still facing IRS debt

MJ mailbag

Fester's latest "scam"

Burger King Bobby wants to go to dinner with Fester

Using the name "Jessica" on your kids

Is mayonnaise a musical instrument?

Caller wants to thank MJ 

Guy has issue with the order machine at Wendy's 

Follow-up: Hershey's returning to original ingredients

Research on microplastics while wearing lab gloves skews results

Relationship stories: Where do you sit at a half/half booth? Guy sent nudes to gf, what did she do after they broke up? Sending Jehovah's Witnesses to ex's... repeatedly

Google now allows gmail addressed to be changed

CEO of Five Guys gave out $1.5 million in staff bonuses so he wouldn't get shot 

Lindsey Buckingham attacked with unknown liquid by 'stalker'

Goodwill is being filled with coffee makers

Recall - Home Depot recalls 10.2 million grill brushes

JetBlue raising their checked baggage fee because of high fuel pices

Ask Reddit: How common are swingers? We took calls about the local swinger scene.

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

NCAA referee incident

Morons in the news

Teacher makes students type with no computers or A.I.

Flight delayed for a passenger, relative of an airline exec

MJ needs broken-down bath towels

Dear Flabby

School system problem - students are flushing vapes

MJ's IG videos

LeAnn Rimes forced jaw massage

Does Alabama win championships each time Tiger Woods gets in an accident?

A video MJ posted on Instagram wasn't approved by our company

Fester found a story about an "gassy" incident on a Disney monorail... but it wasn't real

TSA workers can keep the $1,000 gift cards from Tyler Perry

Woman hit by car caught on video... what happens next is what's weird

MJ wants to start making post-show videos of material we didn't have enough time to discuss

Ford dealer employee fired... but he comes back at night

"Rib remodeling"

A lock of Bob Marley's dreadlocks is up for auction

Artemis II scheduled to fly tonight

Arrest made of a guy who stole from one ex in one county to give to a girlfriend in another county, and then finally is found in yet another county....

An Asian elephant escaped its enclosure and wandered around the zoo in Albuquerque

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