On today's MJ Morning Show:

Beef... It's what we learn from MJ

Morons in the News

Bank fraud arrest using facial reconition left grandmother wrongly jailed for 5 months

Quadruple amputee's friend says he has a dark, angry side

Wendy's manager shot a customer

A bar got scammed

Gas prices

Surprise engagement spoiled by cruise servers

Expensive watch sold on eBay, but the owners wanted it back

Taylor Swift is being sued

Fake Story! Tampa woman called police over neighbor's English accent

Woman ate ice cream with nail in it

Mark Cuban's disgusting sandwich

A.I. creator has 3 songs in iTunes top 5

Costco's 10 lb Easter bunny

The Easter bunny groper in a NJ mall

Tyler Perry brought gift cards to TSA agents, but...

Tiger Woods' reason for not hiring a driver

Fester's son Hudson stumbled on the wrong 'certified' Instagram page

Plane was diverted and man arrested

Miami airport saw three women arrested for refusing to pay for extra bags

MJ is thinking about bringing listeners on dive trip to the Galapagos

What are pickpockets hoping to steal?

Citrus County prison employees indicted over smuggling in drugs, phones...

"Mayor of Kingstown" is ridiculous

Secret Service agent protecting Jill Biden shot himself in the leg

Barbie Fest was reportedly an embarrassment

Billie Eilish's stalker killed by train

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

12 tons of Kit Kat bars stolen in Europe

Morons in the news

Coyotes in Pinellas County?

MJ stepped on his glasses

Toddler died in DUI crash was child of 14-year-old who was the driver

MJ interacts with listener over lithium ion battery question

Women are doing pushups wrong

Customer demands Macarena dance for additional tip

How did Station House BBQ do at the Cuban Sandwich Festival?

Confession: Redditor claims to dispute charges against companies that bother him

Kentucky Powerball winner arrested... Again

MJ wants to post a video he took on a flight of passenger that repeatedly elbowed him

MJ stumbled on SNL video with Norm MacDonald doing story of Tampa Bay area postal worker

Red lobby doors still an issue... we had Big Scary Ron and Rudy in the studio to discuss

UConn Huskies move on in tourney

A professor can tell if student used A.I. because of one word

Svannah Guthrie's return date... what will she be like?

Britney Speasr seen in pictures with her kids on a boat

"Hail Mary" sweater w/foxes is in demand

Tiger Woods accused of DUI...

Airline attendant on Air Canada flight survived, thrown over 320 feet from plane, Gofundme page for her hospital bills

Tyler Perry brought a bag of cash to Atlanta airport to pay TSA workers

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Station House BBQ at the Cuban Festival on Sunday

Food delivery robots in Chicago crash into bus stops

Morons in the news

Fester: Texts aren't going through right away

Caller: MJ's e-mail wasn't working

2 boys in trouble for making deepfake pictures of girls 

Something scary seen on the International Spaces Station

People are wrapping their keyfobs in foil

Backlash over yesterday's 'Dear Flabby'

Detroit Judge deals with woman during a Zoom hearing

"The Statement" casting call info

New 'super stuffed' Pop Tarts

Listener asks details about Michelle's likes

Motorcyclist caught riding at 150 on U.S. 19

Guy on cruise ship arrested for indecent exposure

Guy set a van on fire in a hotel parking lot

Which celebrity is the most charitable

Rays stadium 

Red paint controversy update

"Office Air" causes "Office Face"

What is the "Escape Button"

Jmmy John's employee throws out sandwich because he can't accept cash

Eating same food day after day helps lose weight?

Chaka Khan calls out other female performers

Dave Grohl has been to how many therapy sessions?

New movie - "Bambi: The Reckoning"

Another new Taylor Sheridan show

Grillsmith visits the studio

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Personal managers for celebrities

Morons in the news

Fester is looking forward to the Michael Jackson biopic

Woman lucky to be alive... Her electric toothbrush exploded

Teachers, don't do this with your students

U.S. military having trouble with drones over a Louisiana base

MJ's experience at a restaurant with a trainee server.... We took calls

Dear Flabby... We took more calls

Arrested in Washington

Shaq denies messages to Sabrina Carpenter

Quad amputee cornhole champ update

6-7 dating

USF former coach's key to recruiting

Follow up on mom who kidnapped her child's bully

A guy complained to the police about a lemonade stand... Police came and supported the stand

Gatorland spokes woman on alligator mating season

Savannah Guthrie NBC interview

Most important muscle for longevity

Open casting call for movie being made in the St. Pete area

Ace Ventura prop auctioned 

Bill Cosby says he's broke!

Meta found negligent in social media addiction trial

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Baggage handler mishandling guitar cases

Morons in the news

Punch the monkey has a girlfriend

Delta pulls U.S. Congress's perks over TSA

This much extra sleep helps reduce chances of a heart attack

Mother of bullied child kidnapped the bully

What did Bailey do over spring break that MJ will never do?

Arrests for excessive twerking

Breadsticks sliced to make small sandwiches at Olive Garden

'Ugly privilege' while traveling

Tomorrow - Dear Flabby

MJ made a note on his phone... M.O.D.

Random calls

Red doors in the lobby

MJ joined a kickstarter campaign

"The Bachelorette" may still run

Guy who ate 35,000 Big Macs gives thumbs-down to the Big Arch

5 Guys getting pushback for dropping fries cup

Gas prices and gas stories

Ultra-processed food affecting women's fertility

Harbour Island among top places to live

Restaurants in Tampa Bay area not allowed to serve water unless requested

Station House BBQ

Jetblue flight hit a coyote on takeoff

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Finding the guy who fixes traffic lights

MJ finally posted the video of his mom's car missing a part

Morons in the news

Another toe-sucker story

A guy bit a JetBlue flight attendant

Podcasts

LaGuardia Airport crash... new details

Garlic smell from MJ

Spyware on a phone

Suddenly, people not staying at hotels are eating their buffets?

Teens are feeling pressured to be online

Thai restaurant

Julian and Chloe received scam texts

Quad amputee cornhole champ accused of murder

Denise Richards facelift

OnlyFans owner/billionaire dies

TV news

Most stressed out states

Prediction market wagering

"I think my manager is living in the store"

Scrommiting link to vaping

No support that pot helps many ailments

Trader Joe's expands recall

Aldi recall

Guy with "rockets" on car on I-4

Fentenyl Barbie... Cargo Largo

Lithium Ion battery fire

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

LaGuardia airplane crash with fire truck

Chuck Norris RIP

Morons in the news

Guy threw human bones at FBI office in Texas

Pasco police and the cocaine-fueled high-speed chase

Super-speeder in Geneva, Florida

NC truck driver hit 12 bridges with backhoe

Parents punished daughter by forcing her to eat homemade hot sauce

MJ went to the movies, then straight to the airport

Message from an Instagram follower

Justin Timberlake DWI bodycam video released

LaGuardia crash update

MJ went to see his parents, his mom's car wheel-well protector mysteriously disappeared

3 pee stories... Airbnb, The maintenance man, and The Villages

MJ selects an "Employee of the month"

Kylie Longbottom

MJ was invited to MC an upcoming golf tournament by the Fraternal Order of Police

Meteorite hit a home in Texas

Gas prices has led to gas theft

"The Bachelorette"

LaGuardia crash latest

Savannah Guthrie plea

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On Today’s Best Of MJ Morning Show:

Most Commonly Stolen Items From Hotels

Driving Company Vehicles Recklessly

Morons In The News

Embarrassing Wedding And Buffet Line Doggie Bag Fillers

Chocolate Cake Or Yellow Cake

Is The Customer Always Right

Warning - Filthiest Place In The Workplace

Woman Busted Drugging Men In Bars

MJ Hasn't Gotten A Bill From TECO

Future Fakers

Facebook Marketplace Warning

Comedian "Nancy Drews" Her Hinge Match

MJMS Saving Your Relationship - Never Use This Phrase  

Stuff Goodwill Won't Take  

2 School Stories - Waymo To School, Bus Driver Picks Up Hooker

Tan Lines Are A Turn-On For Some

MJ Once Got Caught Crossing The US Border 

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On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Airlines Trying To Use Psychology - Bags During Emergencies

Sheriff Grady Judd - They Shot A Snake

5 Hour Person

Morons in the News

Science - UFO Story, NASA Sends Names, Gravity

Gender Reveals Gone Wrong

Listeners: How Much Will You Inherit?

Worst Dog Breed For Families

What Do You Know About Redheads

U of Tampa Student Drinking Game In Class

Have You Ever Lied On A Resume Or Know Someone Who Did

Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks -

Charged For A Bumper Sticker - Don't Be An A******

Doing This Might Get You Put On The No-Fly List

15 Traits Of A Selfish Partner

Don't One Time Your Restaurant Server

Patient has ribs removed and keeps them

Are These The Top Fast-Food Burgers In America

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On Today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Hot Dogs Banned In North Korea, And Bikini Hot Dog Girls

Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big

Morons In The News

Durant High School - Bathroom Issue

Shoplifter Tried To Light Shotgun Shell

EverAfterInTheWoods.com - 15 Restaurants To Keep From Tourists

15 Rules Of Life

White Van Scam In The Walmart Parking Lot

What Happens When You Ask Google AI To Explain What Nonsense Means

Ordering Online - Do You Pay For Shipping Insurance

Local Tow Truck Driver Steals Car

Hotel On Moon, Another Show Binged By MJ And Michelle

Sleep Method - Walk Through Someone's House

Fester Befriends A Killer Psychologist

Deputy crashed while watching porn on phone

Woman Claims This Place Caused Her Hair Loss

8 Foods For Brain Health

Classic Crotchety – The Pacemaker

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