On Today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Hot Dogs Banned In North Korea, And Bikini Hot Dog Girls

Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big

Morons In The News

Durant High School - Bathroom Issue

Shoplifter Tried To Light Shotgun Shell

EverAfterInTheWoods.com - 15 Restaurants To Keep From Tourists

15 Rules Of Life

White Van Scam In The Walmart Parking Lot

What Happens When You Ask Google AI To Explain What Nonsense Means

Ordering Online - Do You Pay For Shipping Insurance

Local Tow Truck Driver Steals Car

Hotel On Moon, Another Show Binged By MJ And Michelle

Sleep Method - Walk Through Someone's House

Fester Befriends A Killer Psychologist

Deputy crashed while watching porn on phone

Woman Claims This Place Caused Her Hair Loss

8 Foods For Brain Health

Classic Crotchety – The Pacemaker

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On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show

High-Speed Chase/ Georgia Elderly Woman Crash/Brightline Pulverizes Robot

Sticker Schmucks

Morons in the news

Fester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex Burger First?

Guy Placed Tracker On Woman’s Car - Arrested

J.Alexander’s Take-Out Fee

Julian’s Girlfriend Ran Into A Celeb In NYC

MJ And Michelle - Meghan And Harry - Hair In Salad

MJ Morning Show's O.C.D. Callers

MJ Found A Treasure While On His Walk

Creep-O-Meter - Age Difference When Dating

Mystery Seeds Mailed From China

Classic Crotchety – The Dumpstser

Celebrities Who've Gone Broke

Your Job May Affect Your Sleep

Are you a psychopath? 

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On today’s Best of the MJ Morning Show:

Woman Escapes Repo Man & Loses Bumper

Adirondack Chair Recall

Reese Witherspoon Needs Your Help!

Morons in the News

Mother Names Daughter Tequila

Fester's Story: The Swinger At The Podiatrist's Office

2 Tampa Area Stories: Dump Truck Driver and Guy Throwing Nail Onto Road

70% Of People Watch TV With This On

Woman Arrested In Pickpocket Scheme

Are These Parents Irresponsible For Leaving Baby In Room

Canceled Celebrity Reality Show On E!

Some People Are Addicted To Lip Balm

Classic Crotchety – Dumber & Plumber

Tattoo On A 9-Year-Old

Is This The Creepiest First Date

Why Should You Do THIS With New Clothes

Michelle's Rules Before Bed

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On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Astronomers Mistake Car For Asteroid

7 Bartenders' Tips How Not To Waste Money In Bars Restaurants

Jolt Making Comeback

Who Falls In Love First Men Or Women

Arrested In A Dalmation Onesie

Morons in the news

Doordash Bathroom

Fester Had A Run-In With FHP

2 Lists Things Boomers Do And Things Boomers Say

Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story

Armadillo In Mandy's House

MJ Hates This Style Of Food

Tiktok Challenge Drop Something Heavy On Your Foot

Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls

Flying Superstitions

Bucket List - Illegal Stuff To Do

Lawyer Arrested In Buffet Line

MJ & Michelle Take Relationship Test

28 Miracles at 35,000 Feet

French Fries Are Good For You

Woodchipper Story

Classic Crotchety – Beeper Up The Butt

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Podcasts issues

Morons in the news

Surprise Megamillions winner

Florida teens laughed about plot to commit murder after being arrested

Home Depot fraud

Scams cost Americans how much per year?

MJ tried to use a gift card at dinner... 

Fester saved MJ from possible car damage on the highway

Spring Break

Guy who shoved a Thermos up his 'exit ramp' released from jail

Fire at Jimbo's BBQ

Most expensive celebrity divorces

The dolphin kidnapping

Fox 13's Charlie Belcher

Florida inmate used bare hands to twist metal of his handcuffs

Oscars chatter

Panera replaced their 'Charged Lemonade'

Mystery juice boxes - wine

RFK Jr.'s war on sugary drinks

FBI agent says arrest may be coming in the Guthrie kidnapping case

Katy Perry lawsuit

The ever-popular Pickleball skort

Meghan Markle speaking in Australia

Janet and Jermaine Jackson squawking over Michael Jackson bio

New emojis

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

The gender dream gap

Morons in the news

Florida car wash worker in Marion County

Mom arrested for leaving kid at bar at Universal City Walk

Sports with Fester!

Maxx Crosby

Prank gone wrong, several students arrested over death of teacher

Bailey is in trouble! We called her mom!

Debut of Dear Flabby!

Bailey... more trouble for her!

A Delta Karen

Frambled eggs

Most miserable city in Florida

Whole Foods return

Lauren Sanchez's appearance

Sheriff Chad Chronister told MJ about their newest technology

Man refuses to pay full amount at Pinellas gentlemen's club

Too drunk to "F"... (Fly)

Gen X had the best music!

Small Batch Creamery soft launch of Milton Fudgecow

Pilot program... Uber gives women the choice of driver gender

Savannah Guthrie's mom

$1,000 for dog grooming?

Rough Riders in studio getting ready for the St. Patrick's Day parade

MJ attacked by cologne

Movies with MJ and Michelle

Buc-ees BBB rating

Waymo stories

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

National Ranch Day

Morons in the news

Journey concert tickets for Michelle

Text to Fester about Michelle's shirt

Amazing scam using a fake medical report

Fester went to a Cajun restaurant

MJ's Instagram

Stephanie found she had a tracker in her newly-purchased car

You're eating breakfast the wrong way

Care package from Route 

Fester overslept

Some states want to make the time change permanent

Partial government shutdown is affecting the TSA

MJ still wants a Punch the Monkey from Ikea

Smashing plates with a bat at Walmart

Unclaimed luggage at the airport

The wackadoodle who shot Rihanna's house

Timothée Chalamet'S comments on opera and ballet

Patrick De Haan of Gas Buddy on with MJ

MJ's photo of Michelle

Minnesota DMV wants votes for their hold music

Wendy's looking for a 'chief tasting officer'

A truck hit an overpass on I-75 with it's bed up

Nicole Kidman explains how the AMC Theaters ad was done for free

Mike Evens left the Bucs for the 49ers

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

UFO expert/Air Force Major General missing

Morons in the news

Man took a flamingo from a Las Vegas hotel

School teacher in trouble for peeing in classroom

Florida Strawberry Festival

Punch the Monkey stuffed toy

Packaged delivered for Julian

MJ leaves stickers from fruits on counter and sink, which annoys Michelle. We asked our listeners what people do that annoys them.

Michelle's eye... and her shades

Dear Flabby

Rihanna's home shot at from a car... Woman arrested

Britney's DUI arrest... contrary to rumors, there was not a chase

MJ cut cable... switched to different steaming service... Whatever happened to family plans?

Chloe is upset her Mazda app no longer works

Southwest Airlines... 'Heads down, hands up'

American Airlines... Woman booted for not using headphones

Woman booted from flight at Southwest Air gate

Gas prices drive flight prices up

Gas prices skyrocket at the pump

Difficult people in your life may make you age faster

MJ Instagram

Jennifer Aniston salad

Intern fired on first day

Company gives out nicotine products to employees

Budget cruise scores perfect health score

Miss Vicky's potato chip recall

New leader in Iran

Pope given new vehicle by Ford CEO

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On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show

9 Signs You're A Difficult Person To Get Along With

Teacher Stories – Throwing A Shoe/Cheating With A 17-Year-Old

Morons in the News

Items That Make Costco Fee Worthwhile

Airline Attendants Leave Notes In Hotel Sheets

Lottery Winner Used License Plate Of Guy Who Cut Him Off

Why Was MJ's Driver License Suspended

Illegal License Place Covers/Flippers

Be Careful To Not Hit Gators On The Road Fester Did It And Tells The Story

Middle Of The Night Classified Ad Prank Calls

Lolly’s – CES 2026 – Lollypops And Fingernails

MJ's Kleptomaniac Listeners

2 Teacher Of The Year Candidates

Hotel Charges For Stained Sheets

Pineapple In Eggs

Dentist Driving With Laughing Gas

Americas Favorite Movie

House Sitter Confessions - Sitter Blocks Security Cameras

How Fester Got Free Food For A Year

How Can You Tell She's Just Not Into You

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Young SMART student who skipped grades caught in a terror probe

Morons in the news

Tracking device put on a woman's car

Mugshot of a guy hiding his arms inside his shirt

It's ready! Dear Flabby! Send your life's questions to [email protected]

A call to Bryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue

What's an 'Alpine Divorce'?

What is 'Seat Divorce'?

Middle seat manners

Airline psychology: The aisle seat

Can United Airlines toss you for not using headphones?

School math teacher in San Francisco used 'inappropriate' questions in class

Scammers targeted an 85-year-old for dent removal

Guthrie notes

McDonald's CEO video, Wendy's, A&W....

Papa John's to shut underperforming locations

Niorth Carolina car wash damaged by wire in back of a pickup

Opening this weekend: "The Bride"

Death on 'Deadliest Catch'

Andy Dick update

Guy who held Paula Deen at gunpoint is now dead

Another Sphere to be built in Nashville

Breaking....Britney Spears gets a DUI

Epstein fallout

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