On today's MJ Morning Show:

Zuckerberg under fire for his super yacht sailing into Seattle after massive layoffs

Morons in the news

A.I. dog collar that translates barks

Ferrari's new electric car 

Polymarket - Google employee arrested 

Spotify CEO says to stop calling A.I. music 'A.I. slop'

Fester's story with the Secret Service

Who are the nastiest celebrities? We took calls (about both good and bad...)

Fester's recent phrase, "I'm not mad about this"

Helicopter tours

Renting designer bags

Recalls: Seasoning from Walmart and GasX

Costco lawsuit over 'preservative'

Sample people at Costco upset about requests for customized samples

Southwest Air is backtracking on seat policy for larger passengers

Chargest dismissed over phone being held by driver who had no hand

Fester opens a mystery box

National Hamburger Day

JPMorgan fired employee over $640 expense, later had to shell out big $$$

Cracker Barrel is giving away free gas

Woman charged for battery at Walmart

Woman arrested for drugs she claimed was a feminine product

Matthew Perry's assistant sentenced

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Michelle & Bailey vote on whether to use this letter for Ask Flabby

Krispy Kreme $1.6 million settlement

Morons in the news

ESPN college softball play-by-play hot-mic moment

What movie did Fester suggest for MJ and his uppity friends?

Movie - "Obession"

Bailey bought tickets...

MJ asks listeners to stop sending 'Dude Humor' stories

Dear Flabby - Is the listener the a-hole?

What's the sleep sweet-spot (duration)

Listener e-mails... 1. Tie-dye shirt to wear to school and, 2. Michelle is a liar

2 drunk women on bodycam... did one of them hit a taxi driver?

Anthony from Station House BBQ... how expensive has beef become? Some Texas restaurants have shut down

Wife getting beauty procedure in Mexico disappears 

Hyundai recall

U-Haul flatbed dragging a huge tree branch damages multiple cars

Carnival sued by man claiming burns on his feet

Phones work... callers test the lines

Woman traveled two states for a date, and her date abandoned her at dinner

DUI arrests in Hillsborough County over Memorial Day Weekend

I-275/Howard Frankland Bridge opens northbound express lanes

Diner recommendation from Fester to Michelle

Woman arrested, police found a bottle of wine hidden inside...

RFK Jr. caught two black racers at Dr. Oz's home

Tiger Woods is back in rehab

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Chess Boxing

Eustis PD... sad story with a strange twist... son took own life-police later returned the gun to the mother

Morons in the news

Decorating doors on a cruise ship

Pin Chasers

Texts that are spam to Fester and to MJ

Streaming Netflix? MJ may cancel

Rob Base RIP

Kanye scheduled to play Ray Jay

Tennis player at French Open needed to take a bathroom break during match

Taylor Swift wedidng update

What's the average cost of a date, based on your age group? (Millenials, Gen X, Gen Y, Baby Boomers...)

MJ's Instagram videos

Thrift City USA has a suit

FHP arrested a woman for DUI, resisting, peeing in public...

Guy crashed while high on shrooms, robbed a 7-Eleven 4 times

Volusia County incident involved wasp spray

Woman renting AirBNB's and filming herself relieving herself on furniture in more trouble

Will Levis sex tape.... apologized to his mom

Brad Pitt... dated teens in the 1980's... why is this story back now?

ZooTampa complaint... do we believe it?

Guy climbs to second story of apartment to put out fire

Shorty Shane tells of his latest issue with stupid people

Guy smashed car he thought belonged to his ex... sentenced

GFA6 not released today, though an old memo said it would be

Dog fired a shotgun and hit a nearby driver

Rays have best record in the AL

Wander Franco... avoids jail

Comedian had 600lb refrigerator fall on her

Kathy Griffin had colonoscopy complication

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

"The Sheep Detectives"

Morons in the news

Vote-should MJ do cringeworthy story

Nutjob broke into a morgue, had his way with at least 4 corpses

Good morning Fester

How much should an officiant cost for a wedding

Etiquette rules people break at weddings

Is there really a service that provides attractive women to cry at your funeral?

Another bad teacher... swung kid around in class

Britney Spears bodycam: Offered lasagna and pool to officer

911 call about Britney's driving

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds... work stopped on their home because of how much they owe

Brad Pitt & Quentin Tarantino issue on set

Top beaches in the US

Women who regret the men in their lives

CBS radio news shuts down after today

Michelle says MJ needs to wear a camelback

0 alcohol vodka

Dunkin 48 oz ice coffee

Woman disturbs flight wearing an LED mask

"First Watch your back"

Fester birthday celebration

Recall on exploding ovens

Grillsmith

Small Batch Creamery

Floating tiki bar terminated by the USCG

Denis Phillips new Rule #7 beer release

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

More from former Harvard professor

Morons in the news

D-List celebrities

Big-star residual story

AAA says travel will be heavy this Memorial Day weekend

Gas pump 'screw' scam... fake news

Teacher who hanged black doll in classroom has been fired

What did you do at work that got you fired? We took calls.

Intern Bailey got in a collission

Beware of being scammed

Bitcoin ATM's company out-of-business

U-Haul added a new truck

What is the number of minutes of exercies recommended? Wait! It just went way up!

Teacher fired for encouraging classroom fight club

Best place to live 2026-2027

FritoLay is hiking prices on small bags of chips

Banko's cake for Fester's birthday

Be aware of that cake-slicing fee at a restaurant

Mental exercises for panic attacks

What's worse than fentanyl?

Worst wedding proposal ever

Amy Schumer's botched colonoscopy

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Joey Chestnut pleaded guilty to bar fight

Morons in the news

"Terriers" theme song, "Gunfight Epiphany"

Son calls 911 about drunk-driving mom

Everglades Python Hunt

School storys: Water Wars; teacher hangs black baby doll; board member who called girl 'hot' has been arrested

Dear Flabby

Guy posts videos driving around with stuff on his roof for people's reactions

Uber Eats delivery driver stomps on food

DoorDash driver picks up spilled smoothie, caught on video

Products people aren't willing to buy because of price... We took calls

Captain Dylan Hubbard on fishing licenses for non-residents

How much will hotel cleaners in New York make?

Listener e-mail: Journey concert

Staged accident fraud story

Defendant in Miami did something bad in the courtroom... it was a 2

Urn from Amazon

How many posts on X are too many? There's a limit per day?

Cake for husband who had cheated

Trader Joe gummies

Pin trading at Disneyland in Anaheim being cracked down

TSA stories

Billy Joel firing back against a biopic

Visit from listener Phil

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

We survived the May 18th asteroid

Pizza Hut... old school style

Applebee's all you can eat apps

Morons in the news

Dent in Chloe's vehicle

How many UHauls are bieng stolen?

American hantavirus victims... what are they being fed while in at University of Nebraska

How much does Chick-fil-A leave on the table being closed on Sunday?

Tribute bands

Gas prices

Swatch mayhem

Reddit 'missed connections' at a Rays game

Woman hit by a foul ball while making video

KC Chiefs heiress has 14 hot bridesmades

McDonald's french-fry-licking employee twist on the story

MJ is distraught-the band Aqua is splitting up

Military jet crash at air show in Utah

Road rage story

Naked guy rips floodlight and camera off neighbor's house

Does asteroid spotting need improvement?

TSA allows rotisserie chicken in carry-on

Kelce story

Guy jumped into primate enclosure in a zoo

Babysitter Julie disappeared

Apple 'high-alert' scam

A Karen wants a refund at a drive-thru while the Burger King is on fire

"Bullship"

Aura ring for dogs

Lobby paintng update... why was it done so badly?

Small plane from Bahamas to Florida rescued off the coast... now, one passenger has been arrested

A guy being treated for stab wounds had glass pipe, lighter, cocaine up the exit route

Why were Meta employees told to work from home

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Pretty girl round head

Here, instead of a raise

Morons in the news

Something coming today to Best Buy?

MJ shoulda bought this years ago...

Journey concert Friday night

New Target shopping carts are upsetting customers

Bern's Steakhouse

Doping the dogs with CBD

Employee who put fries into her mouth and then back into the package

Parking lot snow dispute?

Senior photo shoot with alligators

Maine high school students served dirt at a charity dinner

Westshore Plaza evacuation 

International Plaza Swatch release mayhem

Homewrecker lawuits

New follower sent DM to MJ

Guy arrested, blew fentanyl back at officer, claimed it was sugar

Which state is #1 for senior scams?

Pizza Hut bringing back classic look

Beasley office lobby paint job

Fast food burger list, worst to best

Sushi Sumo Battle with Fester

Guy starts fire at Walmart as diversion to his jewelry heist

Britney Spears

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's coffee and sound effects

Morons in the news

Driving and texting laws

Skin cream with bacteria

Latest Britney Spears crazy story

Jason Biggs splitting up with wife

National Wear Your Life Jacket To Work Day

Dear Flabby

Taylor Swift wedding invitations not being mailed

Tiger Woods back home

Rays update

Chief Bercaw - National Police Officers Memorial Day

Nearly 1 in 8 kids have a parent who's been criminally charged

Asteroid set to pass close to Earth on Monday night

A judge was super-drunk

DWI defendant drunk in court

Bucs' 2026 schedule

Deltona kid arrested for door kick-in challenge

Scientology run

Waymo can't identify high water

Amazon delivery driver avoids jail for stealing cat

Pete Davidson

Andalucia in Apollo Beach wants to chop down trees

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Farther vs further

A data center twice the size of Manhattan?

Morons in the news

Small Batch Creamery jingles

Teacher stories

MrBeast

Smoothie King collaboration

Buttermilk Biscuit Day

Next level glow

Women beg men not to wear these

Fester's first trip to Bern's is this weekend

Burger King Bobby on phone

Cruise line cancels reservations made with glitch

Crazy moving stories

Woman cancelled a date 15 minutes before... for good reason

Jimbo's BBQ

Tampa Bay Rays' location

TD Bank uses strange song

MJ's gas promotion

"The Boys"... Love it or hate it? We took calls.

Sharkapalooza

Tiger Woods might be back already

Gas prices

CBS Evening News cameraman had a medical episode

Matthew Perry fallout... sentencing

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