On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show

Throning - Dating up 

Sticker Schmucks

Morons in the news

Walmart - Receipt Found - Theft 

No Inheritance For My Idiot Kids 

Classic Crotchety - Bulldozer

Pooping Is Good For Your Brain 

Spit Vomit And Urine In Your Luggage 

Collectibles - Jellycat 

Hot Dogs Banned In North Korea - Hot Dog Bikini Girls 

Sardos - Happy Days

Durant High School - Bathroom Issue 

IceT - BodyCam Audio - Pulled Over - Expired Tags And License 

What Happens When You Ask Google AI To Explain Things That Don't Make Sense 

Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big 

What Grosses MJ Out - Licking Fingers 

Flying Superstitions 

Classic Crotchety - Reverse Crotchety - Autoclub

Lottery Winner Used License Plate Of Guy Who Cut Him Off 

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:

Powerball Winner Arrested In St. Pete Beach 

Hulk Special 

Morons In The News 

2 Bay Area Stories - GPS Tracker Creep & DUI .523 BAL

2 Lists - What Boomers do, What Boomers Say

Crotchety - Killer Bees

Americans-4 good underwear/shift in Starbuck's policy 

What's The Latest Social Trend 

HulkSpecial 

MJ's Jury Duty Scam Call 

Crotchety Squirrel Car Rental

Addicted To Lip Balm

Horrible Supermarket Shoppers/Bagels 

HulkSpecial 

Tan Lines Are A Turn-On For Some 

Ordering Online - Do You Pay For Shipping Insurance

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:

Fester's Story The Swinger At The Podiatrist's Office

Crotchety Elevator

Sleep Method - Walk Through Someone's House 

Morons in the news

Experts Say Not To Give This Snack To Kids 

MJ Hates This Style Of Food 

Fester Befriends A Killer Psychologist 

Nasty, Rotten Kids In The Neighborhood

70% Of People Watch TV With This On 

2 Tampa Area Restaurants Make A Top 100 Romantic List

Michelle's Crazy Uber Story 

Crotchety Elevator 

Fester Had A Run-In With FHP 

What's the proper strength for a handshake?

What Is Food Delivery Fraud 

Michelle's Rules Before Bed 

Tiktok Challenge Drop Something Heavy On Your Foot 

Warning There's A Website That Shows Unprotected Cameras 

Dentist - Which drinks stain teeth most 

On today's Best of MJ Morning Show:

Mother Names Daughter Tequila 

64% Say They Have Had Nightmares About Work 

Morons in the News

Three Foods Banned In Other Countries 

Love Rat Investigator 

Woman Claims This Place Caused Her Hair Loss 

Jetblue Sued Over Blue Ice

Scary Loan Co-signer Stories 

Classic Crotchety - Ski Slope 

Is This The Uber Passenger From Hell? We Took Calls 

Are These Parents Irresponsible For Leaving Baby In Room As They Visit Hotel Bar

Karaoke Challenge

9 Signs You're A Difficult Person To Get Along With 

People Are Getting Pets Instead Of Spouses Or Kids 

7 Bartenders Tips How Not To Waste Money In Bars Restaurants 

Is This The Creepiest First Date

Why Should You Do THIS With New Clothes 

8 Foods For Brain Health

On today's Best of the MJ Morning Show:

What Grosses MJ Out - Licking Fingers

Plaid Verification Notice 

HR Wants Proof Of Father Dying 

Morons in the news

Tampa Bay Gone Crazy -

MJ's Mother's Refridgerator

MJ's OCD Callers

Man Vandelizes Psychic Shop 

Sandwiches that have gone away 

When Do YOU Worry About Phone's Remaining Power 

Guys Giving Up Dating Because It's Too Expensive

Fester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex First?

Should There Be Laws About Movie Times

Pooping Is Good For Your Brain 

TPA - Fewer guns found by TSA 

What Is Micro Cheating 

MJ Instagram Comments

Creep-O-Meter Age Difference When Dating

Best of the MJ Morning Show, 7/21/25

Flying Superstitions

When Do YOU Worry About Your Phone's Remaining Power

Morons in the News

Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear

List: 10 Cringeworthy Words/Phrases To Eliminate

Fester Trying to Buy Movie Tickets

Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story

Dating 'Ick' Factor When It Comes To Women Dating

Gen Z'er Calls Billy Joel Song 'Sinister' 

People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words 

MJ And Michelle - Meghan And Harry - Hair In Salad

M & Michelle Take Relationship Test

Are you a psychopath? 

Patient has ribs removed and keeps them 

Nicolas Cage I.D. 

Babysitter Of The Month - Blackout Drunk 

Who Falls In Love First? Men Or Women

Celebrities Who've Gone Broke

Costco Jail And Shoplifters

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Morons in the news

A Burger King run by one employee

Listener message about the fries at Steak n Shake

You're brushing your teeth wrong

Another breakup story

MJ IG - Car with bumper hanging off

Woman gave birth to 4 kids on same day... different years

Coldplay Kiss Cam cheating story

Things not to say on an airplane

Postal worker stopped for water at Starbucks

Fast Food A.I. beaten by customer

Don't throw a water bottle at a Holiday, Florida, drive-thru

Mic at golf tournament picked up perfectly timed fart

Stephen Colbert's show canceled

Mugshot of the day

Don't call a judge a whore

Oops from American Airlines

MJ's movie chatter: "Superman", dog adoptions are up, and a movie he's looking forward to in 2026

Annabelle doll didn't kill a guy... or did she?

Woman scammed out of thousands of dollars with A.I. voice of her daughter

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Bartenders giving cards to tell drunks they're cut off

Morons in the news

Lester the molester?

Best cream cheese... maybe?

Yogurt recall

Would you leave your partner for $1,000,000? We took calls.

What do you want to see added to the new Tampa International Airport terminal?

Sabe is back with his Fester 'diss-track'

MJ, Meech & Julian went to see "Superman"

Kitchen table chat, MJ IG

Narcan saved a puppy

10-year-old lit fire in Walmart

St. Augustine would-be kidnapper thwarted

Dumb baby name

Chloe's summer of fun

Coca-Cola may begin using cane sugar again

Mrs. Bezos has a new bag

Threat to CEO of TGH

TSA may relax rules on liquids

Pete Davidson's girlfriend is pregnant

Ding dong ditch arrest

Man on tour with haunted Annabelle doll dies

Taylor Swift's father had heart surgery... recovering well

Are Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham reconciling

Is Stevie Wonder faking his blindness?

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Keep scissors out of MJ's hands

Fester is so excited

Morons in the news

Bradenton kids fire flare gun, burn boat

Pig man call

Is MJ involved with an investigation

A visit from Sabe

Our devices are listening to us

Funny real estate agent Bre 

Diddy update

A car ran into a house in St. Pete

Tampa Bay Rays sale update

The Gen-Z stare

MJ wants AI videos filtered out

Super Sardo

Buying cancelled vacations

Pants so tight they cause a hernia

Restaurant reviews

MJ going to see "Superman"

Rain in NYC

Restaurant server stories

Fyre Festival sold on eBay

KFC making changes

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Joe Exotic still wants a pardon

Largo Fire & Rescue finish a man's yard

Email from Sabe

Morons in the news

Speeder - 105 mph and a Titanic Jack pose

Operation Southern Slowdown

Battery on an LEO

Bitter Ex... Bad breakup... We (sorta) took calls

NSS 

Real estate agent posting funny listing videos

A guy didn't tip well, so the server confronts by the restrooms

Tampa Bay Rays sale closer to complete

Teen fell into a meat grinder

Did Britney adopt a baby girl?

Sydney Sweeney

Beyonce unreleased music stolen

Michael Jackson friend accused of shaking down estate

Elmo's X hacked

Costco open an hour earlier for exec. membership holders

Southwest Air plane may have taken lightning strike at gate

Kids are OD'ing on nicotine pouches