On today's MJ Morning Show:

How does this happen when roasting marshmallows?

Baseball player's serious injury from a foul ball

Morons in the news

We now know why the guy was in the porta-potty

Flock cameras

Arrest made in St. Pete (Mullet face)... We spoke with Yolanda Fernandez

Ice cream event at the St. Pete Pier this Sunday

Misgendered by a cop at UCF

A 6-figure job, but must retire at 56?

Taylor Farms

SUV crashed into a Carrollwood restaurant

Thrift store find: Wilt Chamberlain's jacket

Must purchased ice cream flavor

Consuming chili peppers connected to some cancers

Orange light in bathroom

Squatty Potty shoes?

Free colonoscopy! Um, not really.

MJ found his glass eye collection

"The Odyssey" IMAX seats for $900?

Mirada Lagoon... Can Fester sneak in?

Instagram account suspended for Babs

Arrest #2 announced here first!

Guy shines laser at Delta landing in Buffalo

People still grabbing luggage during emergencies.... Flights may find a way to lock overhead storage

Largo scam - ppeople pretending to be students raising money for their school athletics

Eagle from Big Bear injured and in rehab

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Top reason for speeding

Morgan Wallen concertgoers were relieved upon

Morons in the news

The hot water mystery at MJ's house

Chloe & Julian's trip to Sweet Tomatoes

MJ got a missing pet e-mail

Update: Suspect arrested in case of property damage/landscape lightning thrown

5 cups a day is fine?

Grandfather launched by Yellowstone bison speaks out

At a Cubs game, a fan slapped another to get him to stand during the National Anthem

Law enforcement rounded up cruisers in Brevard County

Tom Brady vs Logan Paul

Content makers trolling cops

19-year-old pulled over for speeding... again...

Microsoft cutting more staff

Obituary for a guy with an unfortunate name

Garage door repair story... be careful not to fall for things like this

Busted in The Villages, shoplifting because distraught?

Body wash theft

Tampa International Airport nixing TSA security for private

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Taco Bell

Fester's SpaceX shares

Morons in the news

Woman shot 20-year-old invited into home by 13-year-old

Lawyer is trying to get out of contract for house he purchased

Cyber Truck didn't do so well in an accident

Chicken Salad Chick in Brandon has a second drive thru

Deputies reveal the most common reason for speeding

"The Odyssey" weekend box office

Police called on a guy who wouldn't leave the theatre

Waymo charging depot in Town N Country

When he tells her he's not ready for a relationship

World Cup... Halftime show and final goal

Dog park song from Progressive

Brat Pitt at the World Cup? Oh, wait... it's Matt Damon

Hi speed chase on Howard Frankland Bridge ends in arrest

Where did that hair in Fester's mouth come from?

Ted's of Beverly Hills

Tampa area psychic called on for help

Meredith in studio about the hair in Fester's mouth

A scheme set up between a theif and the receipt checker at Sam's Club

MJ says the World Cup trophy is hideous

What is 'Whimsy-maxxing'?

A woman stole power from a neighbor

She was getting ready for a cruise not knowing she was pregnant

When's the best time to visit Trader Joe's (according to TJ employees)

Tom Brady vs Logan Paul

A woman went nuts at McDonald's

Avocados are reportedly good for heart health

Taco Bell - Taylor Farms may not be to blame

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

White House teleprompter operator relieved of duty

Morons in the news

More morons

Goth couple engaged in front of corpse flower

There's a comeback for old audio formats

Family sees their pictures in an Airbnb

Sheriff Chad Chronister on the two deputies who were ambushed and shot

Schools being asked not to play football against St. Pete Catholic High School

Pillsbury recall

Big Brother update from Fester

Love after lockup in Polk County

How much time do you allegedly save by speeding?

"Slop face"

Review of "The Odyssey"

A woman held 10 jobs in 10 years

Taco Bell's "Explosive D" traced back by the FDA

An 11.99 GPA?

Blue Angels low altitude flyover in Pensacola Beach

A guy got past security at "The Today Show"

Poetry Society of America selects the most beautiful word

Netflix is exploring live TV

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Natural Light's 'Cool Shed'

Morons in the news

"Nation's Dumbest"

Rachael Ray

MJ can't read his own writing, or doesn't remember what it meant

"Bailey the Intern's" car scrape saga

MJ's U-Haul saga

Pole dancer hits sprinkler

Listener Colleen lost her Crotchety CD's

Going to see 'Odyssey'

Caller with a West Point dorm sprinkler story

Senator Schumer's fart

License plate "SQZ A55"

Woman get addicted to cosmetic procedures more than gambling

2 DUI principals

SpaceX dropped below IPO price (briefly??)

No-proof class-action lawsuits

Reporter's live shot with a roach crawling on her

Lights went out at MJ's house twice

MJ's dog Gatsby 'glitched'

Complaint about Fester

Influencer didn't want to pay price of lobster

Firefighters rescued man from a porta-potty/Classic Crotchety

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's daughter is starting a new school

The van in the I-275 express lane

Morons in the news

World Cup chatter

The vacuum story

Resident sprays neighbors with hose

MJ's storage unit nightmare

Dinosaur auctioned

Dear Flabby

1st TV Weather Report Challenge - Fester

The A/C is broken again?

St. Pete building's landscape and building damaged by two people

MJ posted video of Michelle shirtless

Empty video game box sold for $10K?

2 influencers investigated over petting wild alligators

Gas prices... what is a good price now?

Creepy story of the day - Sleepover with a camera in the room

Woman doesn't use deodorant... what's with this 'stone' people are using?

Yellowstone bison update

Busch Gardens roller coaster closing soon

Olive Garden brings back deal

TV weather battle in southwest Florida over whether a photo was real or fake

Kitchen warning... don't leave combustibles near toaster (or stove)

Pasco pushing against data center

Pinellas School Board amends student code

Be careful not to fall asleep during robotaxi ride

Pilot Sully diagnosed with early onset Alzheimers

Live-action "Moana" not doing well at box office

Scam alert Pima County is not really asking for money to search for Nancy Guthrie

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Wash your hands after touching any of these 3 things

Morons in the news

Door-to-door solicitors are being met with firearms

Reddit: Looking for a midget dwarf stripper?

Fans are upset about times of World Cup semifinals

T-Rex auction

Creepy Instagram feature 

Apologies to Julie who took care of Lady the dog

MJ's neighbor's garage

Update on the gun pulled on the 3 students starting their own detailing business

Girl sneaked into home of ex, trying to rekindle 

Sloth ban lifted

Box office totals for "Michael"

Fight at a concert... Hillary Duff?

Woman angry at a drive thru over her coffee

Julian wants MJ to get Meta glasses

FHP wins best cruiser for 4th year

Michelle - "That's what makes you tyrannical"

"Ozempic feet"

Which celebrity received backlash at Wimbledon

Sasha Baron Cohen showed up in character at Wimbledon

National Mac & Cheese Day

Annual Best Drivers Report... Tampa fell way back

Update: Road ranger killed on I-75 on Sunday night

People changing the way they use social media

MJ heard from his neighbor

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ's dream

MJ's flight on Breeze

Python challenge

Morons in the news

MORE Morons in the news

She made punch in the bathtub, mixed it with her feet

Crazy story from Reddit... Chuck E. Cheese manager

Delivery dilemma

Michelle has been doing laundry wrong

MJ's dad wanted chicken from Popeyes, and the prices (in general) opened MJ's eyes

Britney Spears spotted on highway through sun roof

Rosie O'Donnell decided to quit her show when she reached this...

Zendaya taking flak over having a dress flown on a private jet

Saga of the dog owned by the "what's what girls do" girl

Von's supermarket... person died inside

A grandfather got flipped high in the air by a bison in Yellowstone Park

A guy's girlfriend thinks you should change underwear after every toot

Connor McGregor's $15 million payday for a 69 second fight he lost

Zara pants that can be dangerous

Crazy roads over the weekend around the Tampa Bay area

A guy who files nuisance lawsuits against airlines

RIP Rudolph Mantooth of "Emergency"

Matt Gutman, CBS News reporter, nearly got scammed

Passenger on Ryanair partially sucked through window on flight

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

NASA reveals they have images of UFOs

Huey Lewis

Morons in the news

Pie eating contest tip

Sotheby's has a T-Rex up for auction

Auto detailing

SCUBA Rich's petco story... we took calls about strange encounters with customer service

IG trend.. blocking bottoms of escalatorss

Scam in MJ's DM

The perv at Walmart who exposed himself to a 5-year-old has been arrested

Vacation sickness

Uber passenger huffing nitrous oxide

A crazed relative torched a restaurant

Woman threatened to shoot via text... "That's just what girls do"

Rays stadium update

Tame Impala

What is 'Type 2 fun'?

Southwest Airlines is shaming aisle jumpers

Bailey's chimney issues

Someone mailed -blank- to Meta

Flock surveilance cameras

Smelling chocolate between sets helps at the gym

Netflix documentary on fried chicken

Taco Bell pulls some items over 'explosive diarrhea' parasite outbreak

MSG celeb database risk scores

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

RIP Bonnie Tyler

Morons in the news

"Little House on the Prairie" reimagined

Fester and MJ got foam trainer Whoppers

Egg selling family banked $320 million

Tampa Reddit post asks where to visit places to swim in rivers and lakes in area without fees

The "Ick"... what does your other half do that gives you that 'ick' feeling? We took calls.

MJ's kidlets went to see Post Malone and Jellyroll

Current list of recalls

Tampa is getting driverless Waymos

United Airlines may face a class action lawsuit about windowless window seats

Saharan Dust comin'!

St. Pete mango thief

Chinese restaurant's child policy - control your kids

High-rise building in NYC... experts say it's not safe, owners say they're moving forward

Caller says he had a confrontation in gas station over driver leaving the motor running at the pump

A guy says he went to jail on his birthday over an $8,000 restaurant check that couldn't be split 20 ways

Ouch... after cutting off his 'member', he lit it on fire

What are the risks of eating hot dogs?

Emmy nominations announced

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