It was a short, but very entertaining week of Barstool Radio. On Tuesday we were joined by Julie Stewart-Binks to recap the weekend of college football, and got a call from Mr. Portnoy to complain about the issues his "Mr. Johnson" is having in his new underwear. Dave leaves for Boston on Wednesday to execute #OperationClownface, which unfortunately means that he missed Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer in the office. Thursday was the season opener for the Pats, and open season for KMarko. While Dave was distributing clownface towels out to Pats fans, KMarko was distributing deathblows to clowns on the internet. Also Chaps calls in to explain that he fucks weird. Friday we recap the success of #OperationClownface despite the Pats opening night loss, interview the rat fuckin' narc that is @OldTakesExposed, and pepper All Business Pete about his terrible haircut and love for murdering dogs. All this and more on Barstool Radio.