The Celtics took care of the 76ers, but you wouldn't be able to tell that from inside the 76ers arena. Dave makes fun of the all the Philly scumbags for celebrating prematurely, especially Louis. Louis also reveals that he hasn't been placing Smitty's bets and keeping the money for himself. Katie Nolan makes the news because of her $1M paycheck, which makes Pres worth $100M. Laura Wagner somehow has a paycheck at all after taking yet another shot at Univison. NHL  legend Jeremy Roenick drops by to talk playoff puck and NHL 94. The Barstool softball team, led by Brett prepares for their first game. Mr. Portnoy helps Dave decide what he should do for Mother's Day. All that and more on Barstool Radio.