For sport! For country! The Olympics are finally here, and so is our winner!

It was chalk, but it was fun. Listen to this week's episode to hear about which Summer Olympic events won and lost while simultaneously hearing a live broadcast about the cycling event happening in Tokyo right now. Tangents include but are not limited to: Auntie Donna, geopolitical rivals, and, of course, MTV's The Challenge *ding*.

Bo Burnham next week! Catch up!!!