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An old man carves a puppet for revenge, but when the puppet begins talking, he tries to teach it to be a real boy in order for his hair to be real as well.  As the puppet tries to prove his father’s hair is real, he learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark. 

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       

Sponsored by: Dan Raymond Souvenireal Medallion Collection Holders, The People's Democratic Republic Against Dan Raymond 

Credits:      

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Parrot, Acquaintance 3 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Hostage Wife, Acquaintance 2 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Policeman, Homeowner, Director, Announcer 1, Crow, Dan Raymond, Roommate 1, Lamp-Wick, Dairy Farmer, Pedestrian 4, Acquaintance 1 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Ticket Taker, Pulcinella, Innkeeper, Owl, Beach Goer 2, Pedestrian 1, Sandwhich Staker, Daysk Haybel-Shoofel, Alidoro, Announcer 3 

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Mastro Antonio, Bystander 2, Talking Cricket, Drummer, Fox, Announcer 2, Pigeon, Beach Goer 3, Fisherman, Pedestrian 3, Egg Counter, Little Man 

Susan Day - Mom, Bystander 1, Piper, Harlequin, Cat, Fairy Maiden, Beach Goer 1, Roommate 2, Pedestrian 2, Dormouse 

A talking puppet determined to prove his father’s hair will be real learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark. 

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       

Sponsored by: The People's Democratic Republic Against Dan Raymond 

Credits:      

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Parrot, Acquaintance 3 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Acquaintance 2 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Crow, Dan Raymond, Roommate 1, Lamp-Wick, Dairy Farmer, Pedestrian 4, Acquaintance 1 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Owl, Beach Goer 2, Pedestrian 1, Sandwhich Staker, Daysk Haybel-Shoofel, Alidoro, Announcer 3 

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Talking Cricket, Fox, Pigeon, Beach Goer 3, Fisherman, Pedestrian 3, Egg Counter, Little Man 

Susan Day – Cat, Fairy Maiden, Beach Goer 1, Roommate 2, Pedestrian 2, Dormouse 

An old man carves a puppet for revenge, but when the puppet begins talking, he tries to teach it to be a real boy in order for his hair to be real as well.   

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       

Sponsored by: Dan Raymond Souvenireal Medallion Collection Holders  

Credits:      

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator  

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Hostage Wife 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Policeman, Homeowner, Director, Announcer 1 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Ticket Taker, Pulcinella, Innkeeper  

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Maestro Antonio, Bystander 2, Talking Cricket, Drummer, Fox, Announcer 2 

Susan Day - Mom, Bystander 1, Piper, Harlequin, Cat 

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.  The small group of winners are taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers. 

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      

Sponsored by: Lady Coughs, O'Barry's Family Orthodontics 

Credits:     

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Mr. Bucket, Reporter, Driver, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, O’Barry’s Announcer 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Bucket, Veruca, Mrs. Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Announcer, Oompa Loompa x2, Sherry O’Barry 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus, Mr. Salt, Driver, Willy Wonka 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Grandpa George, Mike Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, Larry O’Barry 

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket  

Susan Day - Grandma Josephine, Violet Inregardes, Reporter, Candy Shop Owner, Lady Cougher, Oompa Loompa 

A small group of children is taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers. 

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      

Sponsored by: O'Barry's Family Orthodontics 

Credits:     

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oompa Loompa, O’Barry’s Announcer 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Veruca Salt, Oompa Loompa x2, Sherry O’Barry 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus Plugh, Mr. Salt, Willy Wonka 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Mike Television, Oompa Loompa, Larry O’Barry 

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket  

Susan Day - Mrs. Plugh Violet Inregardes, Oompa Loompa 

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.  

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      

Sponsored by: Lady Coughs 

Credits:     

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Mr. Bucket, Reporter, Driver, Lady Coughs Caller 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Bucket, Veruca Salt, Mrs. Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Announcer 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus Plugh, Mr. Salt, Driver 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Grandpa George, Mike Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Caller 

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket 

Susan Day - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Plugh, Violet Inregardes, Reporter, Candy Shop Owner, Lady Cougher 

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, the Wife of Bath’s Tale, and the Knight’s Tale.  

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).     

Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair, MyBees 

Credits:    

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah, Soldier 3, Hern Askwabbitite 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Nun, Absolon, Pertelote, Midwife, Old Woman, Angry Person 3, Guest 1, Kid 1, Pvt. New Mexico, Widow 1, Arcite, Bandit, Diana, Soldier 2, Kid 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Nick, Hen 2, Bad Shitty Knight, Angry Person 2, Guest 2, Robby Bobbins, Palamon, Widow 2, Banditee, Waiter, Paramedic 2 

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, John, Chanticleer, King Arthur, Announcer, Lt. Arkansassachusetts, Pvt. Ohio, Theseus, Soldier 1, Lawyer, Paramedic 1 

Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Alisoun, Hen 1, Old Lady, Queen Arthur, Angry Person 1, Kid 3, Cpt. Montana, Portunda, Widow 3, Emelye, Witness 

Creators & Guests

Similar to Chapter 1, which was similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, this time featuring the Knight's Tale.  

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)
    

Sponsored by: MyBees 

Credits:    

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Soldier 3, Hern Askwabbitite 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Widow 1, Arcite, Bandit, Diana, Soldier 2, Kid 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Palamon, Widow 2, Banditee, Waiter, Paramedic 2 

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, Theseus, Soldier 1, Lawyer, Paramedic 1 

Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Portunda, Widow 3, Emelye, Witness 

Creators & Guests

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, and the Wife of Bath’s Tale.  

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray) 
 

Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair 

Credits:    

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Nun, Absolon, Pertelote, Midwife, Old Woman, Angry Person 3, Guest 1, Kid 1, Pvt. New Mexico 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Nick, Hen 2, Bad Shitty Knight, Angry Person 2, Guest 2, Robby Bobbins 

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, John, Chanticleer, King Arthur, Announcer, Lt. Arkansassachusetts, Pvt. Ohio 

Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Alisoun, Hen 1, Old Lady, Queen Arthur, Angry Person 1, Kid 3, Cpt. Montana 

Creators & Guests

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home. Along with two friends and an acquaintance, they venture to the West to find and kill an evil witch in return for Oz's help investigating the Munchkin murders, providing landmines, and getting the two travelers back to their home to Kansas.

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).    

Credits:   

Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz, Winkie

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy, Winkie, Oz's Mom

Lauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman, Evil Witch

Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man, Apiarist, Winkie

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) -  Curly, Munchkin, Lion, Flying Monkey, Winkie

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Larry, Munchkin, Scarecrow, Winkie, General

Susan Day - Almira Gulch, Good Witch

Creators & Guests