Chapter Three: Poiror Sits Back and Thinks

After hours of sitting back and thinking through the evidence collected, Inspector Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single out who exactly he believes to be responsible for the deaths of a fellow passenger and the captain’s stepfather, Todd.  
 

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg 

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas 

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror 

Susan Day: Lucille von Berg 

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Brian 

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- Jeremy DeAntonio: Bill 

- Dylan Carey: David 

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer 

- Ashley Whitehurst: Professor Potato Body 

Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni 

Chapter Two: The Evidence 

A second corpse, a flock of confusion, and a gaggle of suspicion lead Inspector Poiror and the other passengers to search each sleeping compartment for clues as to who among them may be a murderer, with just a brief pause to attack an enemy Japanese battle ship.   

Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg 

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas 

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror 

Susan Day: Lucille von Berg 

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce 

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- Jeremy DeAntonio: Server 

- Fee Basanavicius: Customer 

- Ashley Whitehurst: Announcer 

- Travis Marsala: Lawyer 

- Alex Campbell: Lyric Lad 

Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni 

Chapter One: The Facts 

After a murder appears to have been committed during a power outage on a luxury passenger submarine during World War II, Inspector Poiror begins his investigation to find the culprit, or culprits, before they arrive in Eastern Asia, specifically Japan.    

Written by Ean Smith (marcusdayhooray).  

Credits:  

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg 

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas 

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror 

Susan Day: Lucille von Berg 

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Dark Haired Man, Todd 

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- Ashley Whitehurst: Mom 

- Alex Campbell: Kid 1 

- Jeremy DeAntonio: Tyler, Neighbor 

- Susan Day: Kid 2 

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer 1 

- Travis Marsala: Announcer 2 

- Dylan Carey: Doug 

Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni 

Written by Ean Smith

Cast: 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator 

Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma 

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker, Elliott 

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man, Mary Beth 

Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress, Francis 

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Sign Maker, Toronto International Kid 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid, Edinburgh Kid 

Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan, Naysayer 

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- Ean Smith: Miles T’Meters 

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- Travis Marsala: Step Son 

- Ashley Whitehurst: Step Mom 

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer 

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- Alex Campbell: Gregothy 

- Ashley Whitehurst: Theresa 

- Susan Day: Dispatcher, Announcer 

Written by Ean Smith. 

Cast: 

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator 

Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia 

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Elliott 

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Mary Beth 

Susan Day: Daphne, Francis 

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Toronto International Kid 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid 

Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan, Naysayer 

Ep. Sponsor: Dr. Potsan Pan’s Pots and Pans Organizer 

- Alex Campbell: Gregothy 

- Ashley Whitehurst: Theresa 

- Susan Day: Dispatcher, Announcer 

Written by Ean Smith. 

Cast:

Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator 

Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid 

Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma 

Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker 

Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man 

Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress 

Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Sign Maker, Toronto International Kid 

Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid, Edinburgh Kid 

Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan 

Ep. Sponsor: Leg & Sickle Teethpaste 

- Travis Marsala: Step Son 

- Ashley Whitehurst: Step Mom 

- Fee Basanavicius: Announcer 

An introduction to Dr. Pants' collection of radio plays and books-on-tape, brought to you in chapters and as complete works, starting in September 2021.

Credits: Voiceover: Susan Day