Best Worst Friends

Best Worst Friends

By Tim Nicholson and Doug KoningComedyStand-Up
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Best Worst Friends episodes

  • Episode 13 - Factory Blues

    weeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME back everybody to another episode of the podcast. Doug and Tim record this one over zoom and have a lot of dumb visual gags that will mean nothing to audio listeners. Doug shows off his wicked awesome haul of Rubik's Cubes and Tim shows some dumb math book he bought to jerk off to. The boys chat about coding boot camps, family pets, working in factories and spending time in Nebraska with people who earned the "Big" in their nickname.



    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 12 - Feeling All Tingly Inside

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME back everybody to a new episode of 25 people's favourite podcast, Best Worst Friends! Tim and Doug discuss a lot of important academic areas like why Doug's wiener feels weird when he sticks his finger in his belly button, the boys talk pussy hunting and Doug talks about the gym SURPRISE SURPRISE!


    If you dig the podcast let us know! Feedback is nice! Also rate it 5 stars wherever you listen and tell 2 friends and 1 enemy about it! 

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 11 - Kevy in the City
    WELCOME hey what's up. What else can I say about this episode other than it is barely contained mania. Kev and Tim do the Hammy Dubby Dip and one of those dips included a dope named Doug. The boys popped by the studio (the four walls in which Doug resides) and quickly devolve into their own backwards language a la the boys from A Clockwork Orange. Kevy does his absolute best to make sure no one listens to this episode by berating Doug immediately and leaving for multiple bathroom breaks to go stand infront of the mirror and flex while kissing his rippling biceps each 6 times. Tim shaves his pubes for the first time and learns a valuable lesson. Tim also had the chance to Enjoy or don't!
    New episodes every Monday!
    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 10 - Hot Grandma

    WELCOME to this week's episode of Best Worst Friends but you already know the name of the podcast that would be silly if you didn't! Guest appearance by the great Jason Allen and its really him I promise and then Doug and Tim gush about how good Jason is. This week the boys discuss how relieved they are to be off dating apps, Old relatives aging in reverse, and fat guy food hacks. They also discuss in depth one of the most hypnotic and silly videos either of them have ever seen that you can watch and listen along as the fellas break it down and get to the heart of the issue. Andrew asks a question that Doug remembered ALMOST perfectly. Doug bitches about a video he watched by a woodsman with a corn cob pipe like he's some frosty the snowman asshole. Tim does NOT look good in V-Necks.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjHoedoSUXY

    Friend of the pod Jason Allen has a new album out called "Known Alias" you can stream on Spotify and also toss some sheckles his way for it if you enjoy it huh?

    https://open.spotify.com/album/714p46SLUBAitMFLnvUNPO


    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 9 - Voice Messages Galore

    On this week's episode the boys gab about going to the dentist, mask mandates being lifted, babies in tubes, photosynthesis, and then answer a bunch of your questions you left as voice notes! How much would it cost to have Tim suck Doug's dick? What are our favourite heist movies? Tim shares why he hates improv and can't accept Tommy Lee Jones as anyone but Tommy Lee Jones. George Clooney comes up WAY too much and Doug shares his origin story including emailing a world famous comedian for stage time before he'd ever done a set. We got through a whole episode without Doug talking about the gym, aren't you proud?


    Make sure to leave any burning questions you have and we will get to them in a future episode!

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 8 -The Fatman Hates The Batman
    *Spoiler Warning for the Batman from about 7 minutes in till about 20. Sorry we had a lot to say about it*
    Welcome back to another episode of Best Worst Friends, on this weeks episode the boys talk about the new Batman movie, Terrence Howard's messy divorce, how hard sucking a dick must be and bombing with a hat on. Some gym talk happens (of course) and it devolves into dick talk (of course again). 
    Our pal Manolis Zontanos has a new album called "The Internet Took it" that you can stream on Spotify here or buy on Apple Music here. Support that absolute gem PLEASE!
    The boys would also love it if you could leave us a review wherever you listen to podcasts AND don't forget you can leave us voice messages on Anchor that we will be responding to in next week's episode!
    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 7 - Spontaneously Crushing

    Oh hey there, this week the boys recount a corporate gig they did recently. Tim thought he was getting laughed with but he was getting laughed at. They both got drunk so they didn't mind all that much. Trimothy Nicholson discusses haircuts and Doug talks about one of the smartest teachers he ever had. Tim professes his love via email. Doug performs "Where is the Love" to confused adults at a Remembrance Day Assembly.


    Come see the boys live at Concession Rd Brewing in Jarvis on March 18th at 7:00 PM. Tickets available here FOR NOW!

    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 6 - To the Death?

    On this week's episode Tim runs a bunch of hypotheticals by Doug. Could he beat up a UFC Champion? What's the oldest child he could defeat? The boys share war stories from past injuries, Doug's from a bagel knife and Tim's from a Mandolin (instrument or slicer, listen and find out!). The boys bond over a mutual disliking of birthdays and Doug realizes he got as big as he was because he ate everyday like it was his birthday. Doug talks about weightlifting but GET OVER IT! It's bound to happen. Tim gets recognized from performing on a show that was worse than a terminal diagnosis.


    Come see the boys Live with their funny pals Kyle Patan and Max Sheldrick on March 18th at Concession rd Brewing Co. Tickets available on their website or by clicking here if that's an option where you're reading this.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 5: Tim Hates Locking His Keys In His Trunk

    In this episode if you didn't know any better you'd think Tim hates Doug. But he doesn't. Tim hates Tim. And Tim hates Tim's mistake of locking Tim's keys in Tim's trunk which is very much out of Doug's control. Also Doug didn't buy a car where the trunk release in the car didnt work, that once again was Tim. See Doug too can be a catty bitch, but don't worry Tim eventually lightens up and the boys have a nice chat. Doug confesses to hoodwinking some blind elderly people and tells tales of hanging out with them. How many times is too many times? Listen and you'll find out our opinion aka the LAW. Doug also probably talks about weightlifting but if you don't like it leave us a voice message on Anchor! Or email us at [email protected]


    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 4: Playboy Plumbers

    Live from Toronto, it's Doug and the dink aka Tim talking about a whole mess of stuff like how rich people suck, playboy plumbers, how dumb people should be allowed to have opinions too and the boys bond over a mutual distaste of everything French. 


    Leave us a voice note on Anchor, follow us on Instagram and tell a friend about an episode you like huh?

    1 hr

About Best Worst Friends

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Doug Koning and Tim Nicholson are friends, they promise. New episodes every Tuesday or Wednesday or whenever they feel like it. It's a free podcast, lower your expectations.