Bet Bath & Beyond

In this episode, the bath boys struggle to communicate with each other. Shitty wifi. We move on! The Bucks pulled off the big victory and knocked the Nets out of the playoffs. Andy called it. Fuck you, Andy. The Clippers are still going to win it all. Playoff P and Kawhi baby! Well, maybe Kawhi. Get well soon, king. Bottom of the barrel NFL news and MLB updates. Wrap up the episode with Zed Run and crypto talk. 

Does anyone ever even read the description? Like is this the selling point of the episode? You're either going to listen or you're not. Stop reading this and just press play. The bath boys talk about soda, NBA Playoffs, Baseball, NFL Bottom of the Barrel segment (this one is really really bad guys), Tennis, Olympics and wrap up with some Zed Run.

Andy and Ian talk about the NBA Playoffs and give their predictions for the Finals matchup. Spoiler - Andy's changing his tune. What else is new. The bath boys talk about flat earth science. NFL Fantasy football trades. Bottom of the barrel NFL News with a graded twist. NFTs and when Andy will buy his first one. Baseball talk. Cubs and Dodgers are still flying high. UEFA Euro 2020 is here and the Tokyo Olympics are around the corner. Hopefully.

Andy and Ian discuss the latest Echo Drop by Zed Run. Did the bath boys get some new racehorses?? Tune in to find out. Andy has NFL News like always. Todd Gurley might become a Raven. Blake Bortles might be a starter again. Patrick Mahomes might be gay. Who knows! NBA Playoffs and MVP talk. The Nets are going to the Finals, it's a LOCK! Who will they play? Andy brings up baseball talk again and it's beautiful. He needs some Dodgers gear. But does he even know anyone on the team? So many questions. Get the answers now!

Andy and Ian kick off the episode with some NFL news. Andy doesn't have to scrape the bottom of the barrel this time! Julio Jones has been traded. Will Jordan Love start? Also fantasy football talk and trades that were offered this week by a collective think tank. The bath boys discuss the Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul fight. Who are the winners and who are the losers? Zed Run is dropping more horses this Friday... are Andy and Ian ready to forgive them? So many questions, get all the answers now!

Andy and Ian talk about living forever. They also talk about sports and gambling and NFTs per usual, but this podcast episode is dedicated to the pursuit of living forever. Technology will soon be able to slow/halt aging. Humans will become immortal. It's inevitable. What will we do with all this free time? Anything we want! You gotta pick a side. Live forever gang or die forever gang. There's one right answer. Also read The Fable of the Dragon Tyrant: https://www.nickbostrom.com/fable/dragon.html

Andy and Ian talk baseball! Dodgers suck! Cubs are back baby. Disc golf is tight. This summer is all about BANGING CHAINS. Grab some discs and go find a park. It's fucking free. NBA playoff talk. Playoff P and Kawhi coming for the Mavs. Watch out! AD gets hurt and the Suns make it a series. How many rings will Lebron retire with? Andy has NFL news. He loves scraping the bottom of the barrel to talk about Tim Tebow for the 100th time. Naomi Osaka leaves the French Open as the #2 seed. The move brings a spotlight to player contracts and mental health. Wrap up the show talking about sports betting and if Ian will ever bet on sports again.

Andy and Ian talk about the most hilarious play in baseball that happened during the Cubs/Pirates game. Recap and preview of the NBA Playoffs. The Clippers are baaaaaaad. Time to get rid of Playoff P. Brooklyn Nets or Bust! There's some beef between Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau. Is Bryson doing this on purpose or was he born this way? NFL news: Todd Gurley going to Detroit? Aaron Rodgers vs Miles Teller. Would Justin Tucker go in the first round of the draft? The answer is yes. Wrap up with Go Fuck Yourself trivia. Yummy.

Andy and Ian discuss their fantasy football draft that occurred over the weekend. Andy had no picks and Ian got a first round Ravens stud WR (speculation). Deshaun Watson films himself working out again. Aaron Rodgers drama continues. No chance he plays for Green Bay ever again. But where does that land him? Send Stafford back to the Midwest! Andy's Dodgers are doing well. NBA Playoffs are underway! The Clippers will probably lose to the Mavs. Sorry Playoff P. Also, Lebron is a big pussy, he should be embarrassed. No child should ever look up to him. MJ would never.

Andy and Ian kick off the show by discussing chili recipes. Movie talk! The Mitchells vs The Machines is a good movie on Netflix. Spiral is a bad movie in theaters. The Saw franchise still slaps though. What are the scariest movies of all time? The bath boys missed a big horse race again! But don't worry, they rank the horse names for the Preakness Stakes. Ian makes his prediction for the 2021 World Series. Lakers vs Warriors was apparently a good game the other night. End the episode with NFL news and 'Go Fuck Yourself' trivia game.