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The bath boys discuss Ian's Ironman triathlon for most of the show. It's The Ian Show everyone! Throw in a little NBA talk and a little NFL talk. Also "Go Fuck Yourself" player trivia. But mostly it's all about Ian.

Andy and Ian discuss Florida, masks, vaccines, and Dr. Fauci. Lol, just kidding. What is this? NPR?? Fuck that! Although Andy did just get his second vaccine shot, so his energy and brainpower are low. Which means Ian has to pick up the slack again! The bath boys talk movies and give suggestions. Palm Springs is a good, unoriginal movie. The Walking Dead fell off hard after Season 8. The NBA playoffs are about to start. Russell Westbrook is a freak athlete. Does Steph Curry belong in the Top 5 Greatest Players of All Time? Go Fuck Yourself, where Ian asks the questions and Andy takes a long time to answer. You're not gonna want to miss it.

The bath boys talk about Zed Run's Tera Drop that was more of a DOOKIE DROP, they fight over the Paul brothers and which one took Mayweather's hat, they play the ever popular "Go Fuck Yourself" trivia game, and that's about it. This episode brought to you by Ian's burps from the Topo Chico he drank during the entire podcast.

Andy and Ian have a new sponsor and it's a mineral water from Mexico. Jk, but Ian did get 2 free cases from Whole Foods. Zed Run is having their biggest genesis horse drop yet. The bath boys go into VERY LENGTHY detail on the drop and pricing. You should get a horse. Racing digital horses are tight. Looks like injuries are going to FUCK Ian's chances of winning his fantasy basketball league. Sad! Let's talk NFL. What are the odds that Aaron Rodgers retires? Terry Bradshaw says some dumb things (of course). And the return of "Go Fuck Yourself" player trivia. Also Cubs swept the Dodgers. Suck it Andrew.

Andy and Ian open up the podcast talking about the crypto bull market! Ethereum is pumping right now. All time high. Technically, not NFT talk, but don't worry Ian manages to talk about that too. Kentucky Derby recap and ranking horse names. For the first time in podcast history, Andy brings up baseball as a topic. He has a prediction on who is going to win the World Series... and he might be right. Basketball playoffs are right around the corner and guess who's back? Ian makes it through the first round of fantasy basketball playoffs but is dealing with injuries. Andy FINALLY buys Ian the Luka Doncic TopShot highlight. Wrap up the episode with NFL Draft recap. 

It’s Draft Day baby! Andy and Ian record during and after the first round of the 2021 NFL Draft. Listen to the bath boys react live to the Top 5 picks and hear Andy talk about killing himself if the Panthers draft Big Mac Jones. Don’t worry Andy, they just picked a cornerback instead. Go cocks! Slim Reaper to the Eagles. Take good care of him. Bears grow some balls and trade up to get Justin Fields. Will history repeat itself? Big Mac falls in Patriots lap. Where does that leave Cam? Ravens draft a WR. Welcome to Baltimore, Rashod Bateman! Packers said nah. Speaking of, Aaron Rodgers might be heading to Denver. Wrap up the episode with a first round recap and name the winners and losers so far.

Andy and Ian discuss the 93rd Academy Awards which aired over the weekend. They go down an Oscar rabbit hole and talk about all the great movies that were nominated over the last decade. A little bit of NFL news, the Ravens traded Orlando Brown Jr. to the Chiefs for some sweet sweet draft picks. Ian enters his NBA fantasy playoff bracket as the #1 seed. It would be a shame if he gets knocked out first round. Andy still hasn't gifted Ian with a TopShot pack yet but he gets REALLY close tonight. There's an awesome Luka Doncic assist highlight that is just out of reach. Ian still hasn't watched Ad Astra. 

Andy and Ian discuss the latest NFL news. The Steelers resign Mike Tomlin and Andy has a hard time using Google. NFL Draft is almost upon us and the bath boys might have something up their sleeve for a special episode. The Super League is super done. That didn't even last a week! These futbol club billionaires are pussies. Ian goes deeper into the NFT rabbit hole by buying Topps MLB digital cards. His horse Fingers is starting to get a reputation in the Zed Run world and people want to buy her. She ain't for sell! Eat shit! Wrap up the episode with "Go Fuck Yourself" player trivia. Andy hasn't bought Ian a Top Shot pack and Ian hasn't watched Ad Astra. The standstill saga continues!

Andy and Ian discuss the possible formation of the Big Bad Super League, which will consist of Europe's best soccer clubs leaving their boring leagues and actually playing good teams every match. Change is good people! WAKE THE FUCK UP! There's some NFL news to talk about. Not really but Andy is going to milk that cow dry every episode. "Go Fuck Yourself" trivia game is always a hit. Zed Run horse racing tips and Andy is looking to buy his first horse. Shit or get off the pot, Andy! And there's a secret underground NFT art platform that you should check out. Oh, and Andy still owes Ian a Top Shot pack and Ian still hasn't watched Ad Astra.

Andy got the Covid vaccine and is puking his brains out. However, he musters up enough energy to record and for that we applaud him! Next time get Pfizer! Andy and Ian kick off the episode by ranking snack foods. Which foods are the best late night snack? More NFT talk because they're addicted (mostly Ian). Zed Run horse racing talk. Go fuck yourself player trivia game. One of the bath boys has to go fuck themselves! New segment where we put tv show characters on a football field and assign them positions. This segment is characters from The Walking Dead. Yeah, it gets weird! Andy still owes Ian a Top Shot pack and Ian still hasn't watched Ad Astra.