Bet Bath & Beyond

Andy and Ian discuss Russell Wilson and the Dak Prescott contract. That's it. FUCKING SIKE! There's so much to talk about. The bath boys get into a screaming match when Andy insults Taysom Hill, the NBA All Star Game was this weekend but some key players were out, best highlights if TopShot did NFL, Big Bang Bullshit (don't worry, Ian capped it at 5 minutes), Meghan Markle spilling the tea on the entire British Monarchy, and wrap up the episode ranking cartoon characters that need to be cancelled! Call or text the bath line at 312-600-5460.

Andy and Ian discuss the JJ Watt trade and if it was a smart move for him to go to the Cardinals. A Lamar Jackson debate breaks out (of course) because Ian was baited by a b3tsports blogger. Giants, Vikings, and Saints all make cuts to their rosters to free up cap space. Is Drew Brees coming back? Preview of the UFC 259 fight card and a bunch of mispronounced names. Hammer Stylebender! He's 20-0! Wrap up the episode talking about movies and a weird match on Tinder.

CALIFORNIAAAAA! One of the bath boys is in California. Guess who it is before you start the episode and win a prize. Andy and Ian have a special guest joining them this episode, b3tsports blogger, shadowhedging. The three amigos debate who is better: Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson, Tom Brady possible extension, lost Apple watches, NBA TopShot trading highlights, and whether or not Russell Wilson can play in REAL cold weather. That stupid dumb unfunny show, The Big Bang Theory, is unfortunately brought up again and Andy has an update! He's a psycho. 

These title puns are getting out of hand. And honestly, this should've been the title to the last episode but OH WELL. We all have regrets. On this episode, the bath boys discuss Bobby Smurda getting free, Deshaun Watson trade rumors (again), and Gamestop making a comeback! Also Tiger Woods car accident and the Walking Dead. But not in that order. Wrap up the episode with the bath boys signing up for NBA TopShot to pay real money for virtual highlights. It might be the dumbest thing they do yet. Or smartest. But probably the dumbest.

There is nothing going on in the world of sports. Like NOTHING. Ok, some kid heckles Cam Newton at camp. Don't mess with Cam, kids, he's rich. And Alshon Jeffrey is getting cut by the Eagles... allegedly. WHO CARES?! Go cocks though. Also, some OU football player gets ROCKED by a small kid in sweats in a bar bathroom. So, the bath boys fill up time talking about tv shows and planes falling apart in the sky. Riveting stuff! God we miss football. Oh and Daft Punk retired... sad! 

Carson Wentz is going to the Colts for "a bag of peanuts and a case of Busch"... the Bears dodged a bullet! Unless he suddenly becomes 2018 Carson... then the Bears missed out on another great QB yet again. The NBA released the starting rosters for the All Star game, the West is going to SMOKE the East. Someone paid $100k for a Zion Williamson dunk highlight backed by blockchain. The new Mortal Combat movie looks awesome. Who is the greatest archer of all time? There is one definite answer. Is it ok to make a mess at Wendy's and walk out the door? You're about to find out. The Big Bang Theory is not funny. There are plenty of hilarious sitcoms out there, Big Bang is not one of them. Don't @ us.

Andy and Ian kick off the episode talking about the weather... FUN STUFF! But seriously, it's snowing in Austin and people are freaking out. The state of Texas doesn't know how to deal with snow. In other news, unidentified species have been found in Antartica below the ice. Not aliens but close. Andy lists all of this year's must see movies. Are they worth going to the theaters for?? Probably not. Will the bath boys talk about sports in this episode? Listen to find out. FUCKING DUH: JJ Watt, Top 10 QB List, RIP Vincent Carter, Johnny Manziel, Fan control football, and the Battle of Melo. Sorry about the title.

Andy and Ian discuss drunk Tom Brady. Gronk being sus with the Lombardy trophy. NFL trade rumors: OBJ to the Bucs? Carson Wentz to the Windy City? Dancing Juju in Vegas?? Of course, VR talk finds its way into the conversation. Also The Legend of Zelda is the greatest video game franchise of ALL TIME. Ocarina of Time is a goddamn timeless classic. UFC 258 premieres on Saturday and the bath boys are taking the underdog. They also get ratio'd on social media as everyone is taking Megatron over AB. That's ok, Andy and Ian vs the world. Wrap up the show talking about sport trading cards... and Pokemon too.

Andy and Ian recap ALL of the Super Bowl action. But first, VR talk. Like, alot of VR talk. DON'T SKIP IT! You must listen to all of our virtual reality discussion. Also, get a headset. It's the future and it's awesome. Andy likes to go to the movie theater and watch films back to back like a fucking PYSCHO. Ok, back to the Super Bowl. The Gatorade was blue! The Anthem hit over 2 minutes! Starboy was the first song played by the Weeknd! And Tom Brady continues to tea bag everyone's face with his greatness! 3 TDs in one half. Seriously, there's no competition. He will go down as the greatest to ever play the game of football. And Belichick will never win another Super Bowl without him. Patrick Mahomes tried his best but his receivers weren't having it. They were treating the football like covid and DID NOT WANT TO CATCH IT. But give credit to the Buc's defense. Collectively, they were the true MVP. Also, Tyrann Mathieu is a clown. GTFO. 

The Super Bowl 55 prop bet episode is here! Get out your pen & paper and follow us down a rabbit hole of wacky props that we're betting on for the big game. Seriously, we have props spilling out our ass. Fuck normal betting, the Super Bowl was made for vague, long shot props that are totally up to the discretion of bookies and sportsbooks. So get hard, we're going to lose more money than those bitchass hedge funds who shorted GameStop. $GME to the MOON BABY! After all the prop shenanigans, we talk *briefly* about the Andrew Luck rumors that he's coming out of retirement. Wrap up the episode screaming about VR.